Captain

.....and said "Yeah no ..... he asked for short back and sides, not a crew cut, and those aren't lice, they are ....

.... and recite biblical quotes. One even became confused with his Sodoms and his Gomorrahs and his Davids and his Goliaths, to the point where he snuck up and started to cut Archbishop Lox's locks. "Steady on mate" ABL said "My name is not Sam, son, but while you are there, I wouldn't mind a short back and sides to make me look more Archy Bishop-like, and to ........

........ and did not really care who or what it smoted. (Even Archbishop Lox was concerned, and he doesn't usually care about too much unless it affects his till). With smote after smote, CN became more callous and was soon despised by .....

........ (in the usual spirit of NES cooperation, Ratty is going to assume that there were .......s at the end of Tink's last post, & that he just ran out of ink) ..... and therefore, with no Ultralites, there were no tyres about which to debate for 200 posts. ("I agree" said Moderator 5 "As I was trying to find a reason to shut down that thread since post #8). Turbo has been known by his mates for some time as the Bob Dylan of our generation (which is a bit strange, as Bob, Turdboy and Ratty ARE of the same generation) and Ed Shearem (a unique dual member of both the Country Music Hall of Fame and the Shearer's Hall of Fame) obviously recognizes Tubb's ability after he heard his version of Blowing in the Wind. Turdboy's name was also proven to be well founded when his discovery of the "Lost Chords" (as admitted above) accidentally crossed over with his unfortunate discovery of the "Brown Noise" and as a result everyone within 1000 m of Turbo when he played it, involuntarily filled their .........

...... is a name long gone in the annals of Aussie aviation (avref) history and unacceptable in modern AUF society (many of the yuppy "plastic fantastic" younger flyers feel unsafe and confronted by the use of such words) which just goes to show that Turbo is now, perhaps increasingly while at his keyboard, recalling yesteryear while fiddling with his .........

.... made the point to his NES colleagues, and to the thousands of local & international NES readers, that Cappy has never been game to even dream about owning a red American Sportscar, let alone feel that amazing torque and the grip that is engendered by the transverse leaf suspension (Cappy has spent his entire life living in the shadow of his great mate Turbo, and picking up an occasional crumb from the Turbine family table) .......... but then again ........

...... even a chick-magnet powerful American sportscar.

AND THERE, DEAR READER, is a prime example of Turbo's lack of connection with the common man (cappyref and bullref) and why Turbo will never be able to relate to those that buy Scratchies in an attempt to lift themselves from their poverty-trap, to thereby step up to purchase a Drifter or a Thruster or one of the other fine aircraft that Turbo has denigrated over recent years. Once Turbo returns from his ceremonial duties at Chuck's Coronation, I will counsel him on being more down-to-earth (avref).

......... there has not been a single case of constipation since .....

Oh well, at least it was a better, eastern, strain of Covid. Anyway, let us rejoice, and thank the Turbo, that Onesie is well again, and that the aviation world is on a level (avref) plane (avpun) again.

The Crapster accepts OT's apology and is aware from several easterner spies behind the lines in WA, that during Onesie's delirium he removed some floorboards and started to dig. After excavating 4 tonnes of sand, somebody was able to get through to him and ask "Why are you doing that?". In his Covid and AstraZeneca fueled, glazed eyed, stupor, he mumbled "bull said there is a coffee shop with a hottie coffee lady down there and I want a piece of the action, even if she doesn't have true-blue WA Aerian blood, and is just a Tasmanian". Help was called and OT was safely coaxed back to bed with the only thing he remembers, which is a few tranquilizer pills, a Liptons teabag and an old stale SAO. (The back-story is that some family prankster had slipped a blue pill in with his panadols). (The front story is that once recovered, OT was heard to ask "Why is there so much sand down my jocks?)

.... sophisticated piece of aviation technology (even if it is a Piper), that even ........

...... he bought the next best thing, a ........

. .... , but fortunately, Thrusters (avref) are little and DreamLiners (avref) are big, so it ran right over the top of him, and didn't even muck his hair up. He was lucky that the DreamLiner jockey was a bit late with his reverse thrust (he had been having his legislated break with a hostie (avref) until the aircraft (avref) turned final (avref) on auto-land, using the finest computer software that Boeing could produce, and he was still washing his hands as they touched down. "That was the most thrilling thing ever to happen while flying (avref) a Thruster" said CT as he emerged out of the DL's shadow and as a result I think I will sell my ......

And have a look at those 5 majestic streams. If you look closely there are a few (still) live Peter Cottontails at lower right, and some bloke sneaking up on them in camo gear carrying his pea rifle. "G'day CT".

........ the difference between a "turn" and an affliction that is serious enough to rule out a concerted attack on the coffee lady. "It sounds to me like Bull has the equivalent of an ingrowing toenail if he can still skip down 6 flights of stairs and then have enough energy to "try-it-on" an innocent old coffee lady" wrote OT, somewhat vindictively. (Meanwhile Onesie himself has gone missing, so may have matched bull with a "turn" or something similar ..... or is OT just busy advising Marky Mark to get him out of his China difficulties?). Cappy, of course, leapt to bull's defense as he and bull are mates, Turbo didn't give a rats (rattyref) as usual, Planey needed a quick avref (avref) or he would bail (partialavref) from this thread, and that CT from DG slaughtered a few other cute Peter Cottontails, banked (avref) the lease funds from the DG International Airports Corporation and responded .......... THE LATEST CHINESE SPY BALOON PHOTO OF DG INTERNATIONAL IT KICKS TULLA'S ARSE, EH? AS YOU CAN SEE, QUITE A FEW FLIGHTS LAND LONG THERE, SO AS TO MISS THE MAFIA BURIAL GROUPS.

POSTSCRIPT ..... Erroll also wore tight bike pants, because he found that stubbies did not show off his manhood sufficiently well, to compete with bull.

..... others being much more cynical, believing that Errol had just knocked the baffles out of the muffler to make it sound faster, but that was ......

........ pushing the thing that causes it to go BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRM and pulling back on the thing between your legs (in many examples). The use of the term "between your legs" caused uproar amongst the trans-gender and LMBTQXYZ members of the AUF, who were offended and who ........

...... soft ......

..... also commented that the thread drift was unacceptably high, but about what is normal for Wreck Flying. However, another put his teeth back in and said " It's one of the great things about being inside the NES, that thread drift is prized and some of the biggest Drifters (avref) are on here .... not mentioning any names, of course." "How come we came the Court to see Crappy get convicted, and we ended up in the NES with this mob writing about us" said one of the others, who was obviously one of the leaders as he had a high-performance red walking frame. Then the chorused reply came back "That's because we have been .........

...... and not just "Transportation" mate. That is equivalent to Transportation for the term of my natural life." With that the 60 Thuster owners in the public gallery became irate, pulled themselves up onto their walking frames and ..........

....... three years community service ................ and I direct that he serves that as a CASA Information Officer, charged with identifying & promoting all of the beneficial things that CASA does for the Wreck Flying community." "Ahhhh fair go Judge, mate" responded Cappy's QC "I am instructed by my truly excellent client that what you have directed is nigh bloody impossible, and while my client's bravery, skill and fortitude has destroyed the Cookaburra population and as a result has been made honorary Chief of Bora Bora (by Mrs Chief) what you are now asking is akin to making Joey Biden compus again, or to make Kevin Rudd modest & bashful, but most of all the reason why your direction is unworkable & improper is that ...........

.... were dismayed to find that he likes it. "You have to start somewhere in your quest to be a brain surgeon" said Cappy to the Judge. "I come from a broken home, I was molested as a child (by the girl next door but the Court doesn't need those gory details), I was one of the stolen generation and I think I am also an .......

BECAUSE bULL IS SUCH A GOOD MATE, CRAPPY RANG THE COFFEE LADY THIS MORNING TO SET IT ALL UP AND AS SHE SAID "I'M UP FOR IT AS HE IS HOT IN HIS HOSPITAL GOWN AND BUNNY SLIPPERS ............... BUT I'M CONCERENED THAT BY THE LOOK OF YOUR MATE WHAT I DO MIGHT BE HIS LAST AND I DON'T HAVE ANY PROFESSIONAL INDEMNITY INSURANCE". I TOLD HER I WOULD TALK TO bULL AND HIS MEDICOS THEN REPORT BACK. NOW THAT IS WHAT MATES ARE FOR.