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It is a little known fact that Turbo only has 6 fingers too (NTTIAWWT).

.... with that, Turbo completed his Monty Burns characature. But is it? As every Simpsons fan knows, Monty's Power Plant is structured identically to the Turbine Corporation, Monty drives a Vette, and the below photo is the spit of Turbo, except perhaps for Turbo's bigger ......

The RPF, as we bronzed bushies call it, is there to keep the Sand People from coming east.

Another memo to Planey. Please be aware of 2 things: 1 The Moderatti will put you in WF Jail if you do not end your NES posts with ...... (bull has plenty of spare and unused punctuation marks if you need them). 2 Please use more AUF and aviation references in your posts so thst you will fit in better here in the NES.

Sorry Planey but what are these strange words of which you speak? "Pre-flight checklist" and "NOTAM"? Next thing, you will want the Weight and Balance to be within bounds. This new AUF is getting very hoity toity these days. Congratulations too, on going down (NTTIAWWT) to Melbourne for your 80th. The Oneroot has only ever had one.

Cappy is confused, as he cannot see any continuity from Crappy's previous post (forget about the 1Trick's post that arrived a few seconds before Crappy's masterpiece, but therefore preceded it in NES terms, is not the latest, and is therefore of lesser importance). It looks like Turdboy may have been flummoxed by Planey coming into the NES like a seagull after a chip, then buggering (NTTIAWWT) off again to play with (NTTIAWWTE) his so-called mates in the Moderatti Magnifficentti.. Either that or Turdy is up on Sydney Rd helping a young lady pay for her university education, and the blood has rushed to elsewhere than his brain. Can anybody please help decode the Billy Shakespeare worthy Turbine ramblings?

.... Cappy was about to spray, which is a .....

..... uttering a low pitched growl that sounded like a .....

.... couldn't keep his virile & vibrant eyes off her .....

.... Biggles with his arm wrapped around .....

Cappy, being the true mate of all NESers, as he is, considered whether to defend Planey from these vial sentiments, then he decided "Naahhhh, stuff it, I'll just .....

Memo to Planey ...... It is a commonly held view by most NESers that the TurgidPlonker that contributes hereto, including the 4 am pee posts, is actually Mrs Turbo, who uses the NES for relief from Tink's constant talk about Corvettes.

.... had the hots for Miss Wesley-Smythe (or "Honey", as he called her), and she was showing an unhealthy interest in his tiny 9 year old ......

...... failed his latest BNESR, with Planey as the CNESI, because of insufficient avrefs and not enough .....

..... actually reach a speed (avref) where liftoff (anotheravref) could be contemplated and flight to break the glorious bounds of earth (yetanotherfloweryavref) might just possibly be .....

Dear NESers. Do not waste your time searching for information on this priceless gem as it is now in Cappy's private collection after it was presented to him by the bloke that runs Istanbul, following a successful Court Case in the notoriously difficult European Court in the Hague, where Cappy got him off without any adverse consequences. And g'day to the Gaboronean girls, and the other thousands of NES lurkers too. Here is a photo, just for NESers (so please keep it confidential) of the trinket after the presentation, when Cappy and the President were having a couple of sherbets in an undercover prohibition pub in downtown Istanbul. It's a subtle pink, but it is still a pink, nevertheless.

.... 2 cauliflowers and the Botswanaen equivalent of the Topcapi Rose-of-Istanbul pink diamond, all combined into a ......

..... a hand to put it on. The hand will not have a person attached, but you can't always have everything. bull has always been a bit keen on diamonds, as he thinks they would be easy to smuggle out in your back passage, or on your front verandah, or by shoving them up your ......

... it was all out in the open. "It's all caused by bull having too many cinnamon buns with the coffee lady" said the Gaberonean head lady. "How did you know about that sordid liaison by bull at the hospital?" asked 1trick "We here in Gaborone are great fans of the NES. We just lurk, but we love it. My mother likes Turbo's input, my daughter thinks Cappy is hot, my grandma wants to find out what 1trick's special trick is, we are sending bull a 40 ft container full of punctuation marks (but he is cute despite that), and our .....

..... had a French pastry, which I have always preferred over a Dutch roll. To my surprise, the Gaboroneians were way more friendly than I had been led to believe, and I won a couple of hearts by .....

..... my control stick, and then the Avid Flyer .....

...... then realised that the so-called "bunches of celery" were actually hanging out of her ......... NO "CELERY" TO BE SEEN HERE

... how the CT knew about them. Has he been using them between consenting adults asked bull rather innocently, but then 1trick said " .....

..... instructed his staff at DG International to plant nettles (for personal use only) between the 3 parallel runways, and not just your average grade 8 Stinging Nettles either. All 230 staff were disconcerted when he specified .....

.... winced (although he would have preferred a salv rather than get involved in the slave trade), then found it strangely attractive, which made him think that perhaps he might be a .....