Apropos to Maj's "no urinating in the fire pit" ruling perhaps this epistle will explain his reasoning......
A couple of aviators lived on the same airpark in FNQ. They were the best of mates and Bill's oldest boy was a high school sweetheart of Graham's only daughter, Lucy. All was well till one morning at the clubhouse as mad as hell, Graham says "Bill, from now you on keep that boy away from my place!" "Hows that?" asks Bill, "what's he done?" 'He pissed in the snow right in front of my place" says Graham (it gets cold in FNQ). "So what's the big deal, surely there's no real harm in that" says Bill. "No harm!" yells Graham, "Dammit, he pissed so it spelled Lucy's name in the snow!". "Well the boy shouldn't have done that but I don't see it being bad enough to raise all this fuss" states Bill. "Well I sure as hell do" yells Graham "there were two sets of footprints and I for damn sure can recognize my own daughter's handwriting!"
Hope it doesn't snow in Townsville tonight Maj. All the very best to everyone for 2014.