...Cowla we just dlink sake and build midget submaline in tunnel under latline and wait for big frush. No risten to blauroclats, onry risten to Turbs who send seclet messages from Bangerherhome
Some messages so seclet, we not even.....
....still suffering the effects of sniffing too much aeroplane dope in their modelling days.
"Oooooohhh, were you a model too" lithped Ahlotheharlot, "Why, I can remember when all the models................
.....who had eaten enuff cabbage to really understand the meaning of pain.
Only a person who has suffered through this dreaded lurgy could appreciate the need for dunny rolls, but as we all know, there comes a time when.......
.....own a half size light weight bigwing (everyone knows that these are the bees knees), and ifn youse dont like me, TUFF, I am the best thing since a beaver with auto pilot
A vote for me will get you good leadership and the occasional beer if I land at your hairy drome
It is much better to have me as your rep than some gold toofed malcontent from the back blocks of who knows where.
Suddenly, from the back of the room came a hoary voice
"I object.................
Elratto stopped scratching his moom, turned one bloodshot eye towards Ahlottheharlot and said with a pronounced south wagga drawl
"It's my middle name that is trouble. Just ask those reprobates that we're at the EGM at Ratfly"
At the mention of Ratfly, Poxyloxy started to quiver and shake, for he knew very well that ........
......Ahgotmeroxoff in his skintight gold lame jump suit with ten ep-a-lets on each shoulder (to impress the fans) that he had worn to the BoB the night before
"Where am I?, What happened?" said the sparkly one,
"The last thing I remember was.............