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Bryon

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  1. Most cows prefer the udder bull...
  2. ......all it needed was a little self adjusting around the spigot....
  3. Dont hug too close Kaz, you never know what that old reprobate has hiding in one of those wrinkles....lol
  4. .........of that run in at the BoB with.......
  5. ...fundamental orifice which made it....
  6. ...Sid whilst slurring his wuddled murds......ssssshhh,,,
  7. Confucious say "Woman who fly plane upside down sure to have crack up"
  8. ...Cowla we just dlink sake and build midget submaline in tunnel under latline and wait for big frush. No risten to blauroclats, onry risten to Turbs who send seclet messages from Bangerherhome Some messages so seclet, we not even.....
  9. jeez Farri, 200 metres is a bit far to walk. Cant you move the house closer to the hangar...
  10. .....Epsom salts and a dicky tummy in a wind tunnel (avref). The ...........
  11. ....still suffering the effects of sniffing too much aeroplane dope in their modelling days. "Oooooohhh, were you a model too" lithped Ahlotheharlot, "Why, I can remember when all the models................
  12. ....sand stretches seen somewhere south of Sidenee....
  13. .....who had eaten enuff cabbage to really understand the meaning of pain. Only a person who has suffered through this dreaded lurgy could appreciate the need for dunny rolls, but as we all know, there comes a time when.......
  14. .....just a naughty boy! He is not the messiah, he is not even..........
  15. ...ring becomes a semi-circle which we all know leads to........
  16. .....own a half size light weight bigwing (everyone knows that these are the bees knees), and ifn youse dont like me, TUFF, I am the best thing since a beaver with auto pilot A vote for me will get you good leadership and the occasional beer if I land at your hairy drome It is much better to have me as your rep than some gold toofed malcontent from the back blocks of who knows where. Suddenly, from the back of the room came a hoary voice "I object.................
  17. It appears to me that Maj has thrown his hat into the ring for FNQ If that is the case........I vote for Maj
  18. Elratto stopped scratching his moom, turned one bloodshot eye towards Ahlottheharlot and said with a pronounced south wagga drawl "It's my middle name that is trouble. Just ask those reprobates that we're at the EGM at Ratfly" At the mention of Ratfly, Poxyloxy started to quiver and shake, for he knew very well that ........
  19. Can I get a tattoo of a firing button on my joystick?
  20. ......Ahgotmeroxoff in his skintight gold lame jump suit with ten ep-a-lets on each shoulder (to impress the fans) that he had worn to the BoB the night before "Where am I?, What happened?" said the sparkly one, "The last thing I remember was.............
  21. ...mullets were all the rage and Elrattos disco pants were so tight you could see his.....
  22. ,,,,,had promised to do with Elratto, but unfortunately Turdz had interrupted them at the crucial moment when.......
  23. I'm with Howard I want beer and boobs......
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