How come David gets a title,
wot about Turbs the Tewwibly Turbuwent, Captain, the Rattus Nonsensicus, CFI, who cares, Poxy Locksy, Slarty the Last Farter, Ditdah the Younger, Tomo the terwiffic, the Handsum Mr H, Motza the rella and Brine the Beatified (dont forget Norbu the nobhead and Nana.......(I aint giving her a title that will come back to bite me on the bum))