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  1. Bryon
    "....and I love the feel of leather" "Me too" chimed in Mavis "Me three" sighed Nana, much to the chagrin of.........
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    ...sushi roll big enough to make any girl cry out.........
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    Love the piccies, can you tell us a little of the logistics of the trip What ADs did you plan for? Max flying hours per day? Fuel availability? Overnight stops etc Cheers Bryon
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    "We really have a lot to contribute in the right spirit and we can learn from the experience as well, after all we are not always right" David Isaac, post #40 I agree David, I once thought I was wrong, ..........................but I was mistaken
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    .........and heard a voice coming from the speaker next to the bell button "Hello, you have reached the home of FPPF, all our inhabitants are busy or unavailable so we are unable to answer the doorbell at this time. If you need to speak to Flyer, press the bell once, if you want to meet with Ms Flyer, press the bell twice, or you can just turn around and leave" Now this confused CFakir who was only just getting used to the round dial telephone, let alone modern devices and technology such as mobile phones, ipods, the internet and horseless carriages. Being Taswegian meant that he had a sheltered and isolated upbringing (even colour TV was a recent innovation) "All I wanted was some advice" he stammered at the doorbell, "Can you tell me where.........
  6. Bryon
    I agree with the above statement , but I dont even know how to find twitter
  7. Bryon
    ...s luck would have it, the strap broke. This failue could have been due to fair wear and tear, but CFI knew otherwise. For deep in his dark past lay a secret so terrible that he had never revealed it to anyone. No-one had ever guessed that.........
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    Was it the pretty white bonnet with the ribbons and bows
  9. Bryon
    as that old song goes....Oh...lonesome me....
  10. Bryon
    Yeah, but a quick kick to the goolies brings em down a size or two (not by me, but by the daughter)
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    "Try doing it whiltht imitating a crasth in the T.T..T..TT.Tamar" retorted FL
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    "You;ve GOT to be kidding" said the Fakir "OI, " yelled the Banghome Banger, "I resemble that remark, and I do not have a f.f.fer...fer....fer...fer...bloody stammer" "But I have a nice thpare flight thoot with gold eppa...eppa..eppa...bloody bars on the thoulders" lithped Fearless Leader "And I challenge the Fakir to....
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    This is the one that I always have trouble with..... 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
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    My son in law is 6ft 4in and 110kg and fits into the Texan just fine
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    "Oooooohhh Lockwood Larry, what big eyes you have" cooed Mavis "Bugga his eyes', said Nana, "How big is his dried fruit arrangement?" "ooooh you girlth are awful" lisped Fearless Leader who was trying to give CFI a ..........
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    And bouncers are normal when anyone is watching...........
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    Right behind ya and supportive Cheers Bryon
  18. Bryon
    Does Tassie and anal probes go together?????? It is OK CFI, we u.n.d.e.r.st.a.n.d, w e w i l l t a l k s l o w e r .............
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    ....very beneficial for Casa ramp officials" slurred Slarti "Here here" stammered Elratto "They always seem to ...........
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    "If I told you that, I would have to kill you" lisped Fearless Leader. "That is a secret that only those at the top should know, those at the bottom shouldnt know and if you do know, we want to know how you know, so that we can stop you knowing without you knowing" "I'll drink to that" slurred Slartss slowly "Speaking of probes" said WFR, "Would it help if we used anal probes, as I have found them to be.........
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    "And me and my mate Ahnotworthmuch are here to help you carry all that fine neck oil away before Blackusroddus, DavidicusIsaacicus, SlartIdrinkanythink and WunFat Rat confiscate it for themselves" "We have been known to imbibe a bit" slurred SlartIdrinkanythink "How do we get to FlindersFlyers place from here?" mumbled WFR (aviation acronym) "Let me show you the way" lisped a voice from out of...........
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    "I like satay chicken" said Mavis "I rike special fri ri" chimed in Norbu "Rats" exclaimed Nana, "everything I like is ............
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    called I wish I waas.......
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    ...wearing nothing but a possum skin thong and .........
  25. Bryon
    One of the factors most of you guys have missed is the excrement factor. Pigeons are notiorious poopers and the weight of poop must be included in the equation This can be easily calculated by using a simple formula based on the following a = number of pigeons b = number of poops per hour x weight of average poop c = time in truck d = fudge factor (believability) so therefore, to determine the EWT (Eventual Weight of the Truck) we must apply the following EWT = a(b/c) x d (multiplied by Intelligent Quotient of calculator) A factor in all this is the weight of the average pigeon and poop proportionality to body weight A true analysis of this equation will be posted in the NES in the Forums on this site within the near future
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