Bryon

Good onya Darks, about time Cheers and congratulations

Who's identity?????

SAJabiruflyer, Just have fun I have brought a Gazelle in at 65-70 on finals because it gets affected by the wind a lot easier Smile and enjoy it

I learnt on a Gazelle and then transferred to Jabs for my HP endo Flying a Gazelle is fun, they are responsive and forgiving. The things that you need to be aware of is that it is a lot slower than a Jab, typically 75-85 knots cruise, slows down real quick and can handle a crosswind better Fast, it aint, fun, it is Everyone should fly a Gazelle at least once

Decisions, decisions! Whether to do a fullstall belly landing (belly flop?) or get a longer bolt with a non-castellated 12 point nut. Does this mean that if the bolt is longer, size does matter.

"Here here (double auditory sound alike term)" said McSteve, "You cant say that. They are not bolt cutters, but patented Ezy-lock-openers that my bosom buddy and business partner Ahpiksloks invented" On that statement Queen McSteve (not that there is any thing wrong with being a Queen) linked arms with Ahpiksloks and .............

"CFI Faquir care about the little fokker and his oversize hanger" said Mavis (who was known to use the F word occasionally) as Fakirs are her favourite kind of people (even on mtorbiques where the fuel tank (aviation term) gets in the way "I like a man (or rodent) in uniform, especially when his...........go......:thumb_up:.....in the................

I'll make sure the billy is on the boil. I will look forward to that, it will be a nice change to meet face to face instead of on a confuser screen BUT, I must warn you, I look a whole lot better in real life (this is for Mavis)

Don, I will be there and look forward to catching up with you and all the other people/pilots/friends that frequent this site I will wear a big name tag (in case anyone cannot recognise me from my avatar) Then we can head off to the Meeting of Members to listen to what the board says, but not tell anyone what they said PS I drink tea, black with milk and sugar Cheers Bryon

No disrespect to you all, but I really think we need a legal opinion on this It is so confusing, it is doing my head in "an emergency landing due to a failed engine could be conducted without endangering persons or property on the ground or water. " How can we predict when an engine failure will occur and that all is safe on the ground We may be at 4500 feet for gods sake and over a built up area with no hope of reaching an airfield because the govt sold them off to private developers What do we do then??? Bryon

I will be there, and I will ask Rod By the way, is there any where at Natfly that forumites can catch up face to face? (apart from the beer garden)

This site has been taken over by CASA, right.........

Whilst we are discussing this matter, can I ask "What have Jabiru done to alleviate the alleged problems with their motors"

If I fly my plane, the passenger pays half of my costs, if I hire a flight school plane, the passenger pays half the costs, simple. I am in a syndicate and we have a fixed cost to fly the plane per hour, the pax pays half that cost Dont get confused Half is half Cheers Bryon

"Dont start that again" yelled Tubz, "You know I have trouble with double digits ........ and I cant convert feet to miles, so Mavis is safe with me":cool_shades: "Mind you, I do reside at Bang....holme, so Mavis (or ma tante) are welcome to visit without fear of heights" Now all this banter about his aunt (French term) had Elratto in a bit of a quandry. Should he remonstrate with the NESsers or come back with a bon mot of wit and humour . So, after cleaning the makeup off his shirt, Elratto .............. "Oooooh look" said Mavis "Post number number ..69"

"Balls" declared Mavis, "It is not the drugs, as the big V does not affect the mind. .....Unless you think with your...........

"I hope you are not gonna use that to improve your chances in the Baldiarse competition" said Mavis "We all know Elratto is trying to bribe (rodent term of endearment) everyone he can, just so he can win" Now Tubbs, who hadnt been the recipient of one of Elrattos generous offers , thought long and hard (Mavis term of attraction) about the usefullness of having such an enlarged appendage "Dont do it" said Nana, "Your weight and balance will be...............

YOU KNOW YOU ARE A PILOT WHEN...... your missus says " are you sleeping in the hangar tonight?" and you even think about it.........

"Hold on" said Mavis " I happen to know a little bit about Elratto and I can assure you that he does not need to use such a device. All his devices are for the pleasure of ............ "Little bit being the operative word"

".....a bees bollocks with all the pollen scraped off" sneered Mavis "iPhone, shmiphone, there is no need to brag. My ringtone is..............."

"Skiddies" sneered Mavis, "Dont talk to me about skiddies" "My son leaves more skiddies than a highway fulla hoons. Some weeks I am up to my elbows in skiddies" Now, Mavis was not the brightest lamp in the chandelier and had no idea what a tail skid (aviation term) was. This was because at school, once all the boys had got over the shock of ...............

"Hang on" said Mavis, "How long is 256mm in inches?" Elratto could not take his eyes off her heaving bosoms, because with eyes are on the side of his head that move independantly, he had trouble counting them all. This caused a little known reaction called Slartusstiffusneckus syndrome which can only be cured by........

Which also confused the grasshopper (karate term) "Why should I climb on that hook?" he mused "I dont need a bath yet" he also mused "This sounds a bit fishy to me" he mused further ("all this musing is confusing and making my braims hurt" muttered Turbo) "Ah ha" yelled Mavis "I knew that Elrat was reproducing, there is the proof in that little rat (mouse)" "Ugly bugga, isnt he?" mused SlartiIlookgood.........

"Hi Ho Sheeta.....Awaaaaaay" shouted the Lone-slarti as his (t)rusty orange spotted steed carried him off into the civil twilight "Bloody showoff" muttered planey "I hope he................