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For those who study avaition weather before they fly, the following may be worth noting.

 

Hurricanes are usually named after women?

 

Because when they arrive, they're wet and wild, but

 

when they go, they take your house and car, but hopefully not your plane.

 

 

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Oh boy! You guys will miss out for a month if your wives read this.044_black_eye.gif.3f644b2ef49762a47134d3ce9ca82e5d.gif

 

As for me. I am 100% behind the women's movement - I hate it when they just lie there.

 

 

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Hurricanes are usually named after women?

Well I heard about "Hurricane Katrina" that wiped out the East Coast of America but I missed "Hurricane Loud Mouth Bitch Who Spends All My Money".

 

As for me. I am 100% behind the women's movement - I hate it when they just lie there.

I was having wild time with my Missus last night actually, then she woke up ....

 

I hate it when they just lie there.

Also known as "Starfish".

 

 

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Aah! You should try some foreplay Bex. Some romantic talk before spearing the bearded clam helps - "Hey! Are you awake?"

 

If the answer is yes, you can try some more sweet talk along the lines of, "Mmm ... baby. Would you like a hot beef injection?" or, "C'mon. Let's play hide the sausage."

 

 



 

 

 

 

 



Quotes taken directly from The Australian Kama Sutra

 

 

 

 

 

 

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