dazza 38 Posted December 4, 2010 Share Posted December 4, 2010 Hi Guys, this isnt a joke but i got a giggle out of it.I read it on Bigpond News This morning.It is about women surname changes from maiden name to married name.Here are some of them. Mary Chrismas, Ella Mentry, Anita Bath Amanda Hugenkiss, Anita Moorehead, Sandy Fagina, Mary Juanna, Jeane Pool, Barb B Cue,Felia Balls Eilleen Dover PS- There where some classics i have heared over the years.Males as well EG-. Sydney Harbour Ben Dover Wayne Kerr, Holden Cox,Nick Carrs, Craven Moorehead, Bill Board,Mike Hunt Dick Hertz, Dick Ryser, Dick Burns, Dick Holder. Dwayne Pipe, Hung Lo, Jack Pot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bones Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Daily Horne is a cracker i know of, he was a couple of years older than me in school, man did he cop it over his name, poor bugga Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
XP503 Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Hugh Jass. Penny Tration Phil Mckrakin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stanzahero Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 I used to work with a guy who was English. His mate in England Had a surname of Carrott. He named his first daughter Henrietta. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 Whilst in Singapore on an employment contract some twenty-odd years ago the firm had an British accountant named Hugh Hoyes-****. I leave it to your imagination to work out what the Asians hacked that into. (matter of fact - so did we!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Riley Posted December 5, 2010 Share Posted December 5, 2010 My apologies to the censor with regard to the spurious content of my previous post. Guess I could have stated "Hugh Hoyes-Male-Chicken"?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farri Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Seymoure Cox. Willy Storker. Willy Shafter. Frank. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Milker Bull (true story) Adorer Bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Dazza When at 6, there was a guy in 482 called Paul Nuss (might have been Peter...but doesnt really matter) and the story goes his mum was Anne Nuss....Hard to believe the A Nuss was capable of naming a P Nuss hey ! Andy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted December 6, 2010 Author Share Posted December 6, 2010 DazzaWhen at 6, there was a guy in 482 called Paul Nuss (might have been Peter...but doesnt really matter) and the story goes his mum was Anne Nuss....Hard to believe the A Nuss was capable of naming a P Nuss hey ! Andy Hi Andy, Thats a good one . The Sydney Harbour Name i mentioned was a Gent apparently at 9 Sqn. Before my time.I think he was a Flight Sargeant. Could have been a Furfy though.But we cant let the truth get in the way of a good Story.lol I was at 482 Feb 90 to disbandment. The name rings a Bell.But cant remember him.Maybe before i got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gibbo Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 Grew up with a kid : Shaun Lamb. Changed his name to Greg. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spin Posted December 6, 2010 Share Posted December 6, 2010 I occasionally curse my name when I have to spell it for the 10th time in a day, however a quick thought about these unfortunate people soon cures that complaint. Sister had a Tracey Bone (T bone) in her class, I went to uni with a girl by the name of Cockhead (the aformentioned rooster). She insisted on it being pronounced as written and was most put out at our graduation, when for decorum sake it was announced as "Co-head". Yep believe it or not have come across the Nuss family, sons were named Paul and Anton. I never could work out whether their mother had done it on purpose or it was an unfortunate accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 7, 2010 Share Posted December 7, 2010 About four decades ago while working as a sales engineer for an electronics company, I had to meet a person at a chemical plant, and it was pretty obvious from a 100mtrs away, that he was on the other side of the fence to me. When he introduced himself as Ivor Ramsbottom, I nearly wet myself, trying to keep a straight face, and it was a talking point around the office for ages. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest studentbiggles Posted December 8, 2010 Share Posted December 8, 2010 There's a family that live in the suronding district and when I first heard their surname, actually I read it................"Sickerdick"....I couldn't stop LOL...............I then changed it to myself to.........."illerpenis".............then laughed even louder............!!!! Alley , Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bushcaddy105 Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 True one:- lived near me when I was a kid Family name:- Smelt Son christened:- William Charles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ferris Posted December 9, 2010 Share Posted December 9, 2010 Pity the young lady with a surname of Fuchs, or Rhonda Rottenbox. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
winsor68 Posted December 10, 2010 Share Posted December 10, 2010 Pity the young lady whose first name is Myfanwy.... Nobody has been game to ask her how to pronounce it and just call her Miss G. I believe it is an Welsh name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted December 11, 2010 Share Posted December 11, 2010 Miffany Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William de Riecroft Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 When I was a youngster in the Uk in 1945 a local canditate spread his posters around the area ,his name? Seymore Cocks.It only took about 24 hrs for them to have the addition, Join our local nudist club. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
William de Riecroft Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 Dead right,it is a Welsh name and is very common in that Principality. When I was in the RAF I had a young WAAF of that name in a class that I was instructing. Made it to Sqd Ldr too, despite the handicap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I worked with a band once who had a guitarist by the name of Michael Hunt. No one called him Mike There was also a weightlifter/health guru in Melbourne about 30 years ago by the same name and he had a health club at the old Melbourne Baths on the cnr of Swanston St and Victoria Parade. He was called Mike Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest 50ft AGL Posted December 13, 2010 Share Posted December 13, 2010 I worked with a band once who had a guitarist by the name of Michael Hunt. No one called him MikeThere was also a weightlifter/health guru in Melbourne about 30 years ago by the same name and he had a health club at the old Melbourne Baths on the cnr of Swanston St and Victoria Parade. He was called Mike There is "Mike Hunt" car dealership I drive past whenever I head out to archrfield airport. My dad went to school with a bloke named Richard Head - not too hard to imagine his nick name. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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