Google Knows

[fly_tornado]

[deltacharlie]

"My dog's got no nose"

 

"How does he smell?"

 

"Terrible"

 

Old music hall joke..

 

 

[mothra]

"My dog's got no nose""How does he smell?"

"Terrible"

 

Old music hall joke..

"I say I say, my dog cant eat meat"

 

"Why not?"

 

"I dont give him any"

 

Almost as old

 

 

[rankamateur]

Hey FT it's April, believe even less you read on the internet!

 

http://www.article.com.ng/news/google-nose/

 

 

[skyfox1]

If you believe that you must believe your farts smell like roses.

 

 

[cscotthendry]

If you believe that you must believe your farts smell like roses.

No they smell like Google...

 

 

[bexrbetter]

It doesn't work, I typed in "fish" to Google Nose and my blind Grandfather walked past and said "Good morning Ladies".

 

 

[planet47]

Got to worry about people wanting to know what the inside of an egyptian tomb smells like let alone wondering what a ghost smells like. From a psychiatric point of view I think their private passtimes would be suspect.

 

 

 

[planedriver]

Got to worry about people wanting to know what the inside of an egyptian tomb smells like let alone wondering what a ghost smells like. From a psychiatric point of view I think their private passtimes would be suspect.

bex's grandfather may be excluded:question: but there's no guarantee!

 

 

[M61A1]

Got to worry about people wanting to know what the inside of an egyptian tomb smells like let alone wondering what a ghost smells like. From a psychiatric point of view I think their private passtimes would be suspect.

I dunno...........I love the smell of old aeroplane.

 

 

[planedriver]

I dunno...........I love the smell of old aeroplane.

I'd have to agree M61A1.

 

Just like getting into a real old car with it's leather and woodwork.

 

They have a smell of their own, which is nothing like the plastics smell you get these days.

 

An airfield I visit has an old Auster and I just love sticking my head inside for a sniff.

 

I wonder what the psychcologists make out of my fetish:question: (and yours) maybe it's just an age thing, or they're looking for a Government grant for the opportunity to investigate us!

 

 

[VFR Pilot]

Avgas soaks into the wood and fabric over time and the smell is intoxicating. I cant get enough of it. Its the same with Castrol R at a race track, lovely.

 

 

[planedriver]

Avgas soaks into the wood and fabric over time and the smell is intoxicating. I cant get enough of it. Its the same with Castrol R at a race track, lovely.

Memories, of the speedway back in the (cough cough!) 60's, lets just say a few years ago.

 

P.S. I also have to stick my nose over the top of a saucepan cooking beetroot.

 

It takes me back to the days when I used to cook them up in an old gas copper, before going out on a trades bike delivering green groceries and chucking over-ripe tomatoes at the snobby college kids waiting at the bus stop, who looked down on me for trying to a shilling.

 

Fortunately i'm reformed.

 

But only just!

 

 

[PA.]

Memories, of the speedway back in the (cough cough!) 60's, lets just say a few years ago.P.S. I also have to stick my nose over the top of a saucepan cooking beetroot.

 

It takes me back to the days when I used to cook them up in an old gas copper, before going out on a trades bike delivering green groceries and chucking over-ripe tomatoes at the snobby college kids waiting at the bus stop, who looked down on me for trying to a shilling.

 

Fortunately i'm reformed.

 

But only just!

Now you throw the tomatoes from your car.

 

 

[planet47]

Can understand liking the smell of old aeroplane, leather, woodwork, avgas and maybe even beetroot but smelling the inside of an egyptian tomb sort of seems to bear a relationship to necrophilia

 

 

 

[bexrbetter]

I cant get enough of it. Its the same with Castrol R at a race track, lovely.

Yup, something about Castrol R (or other brands of mineral oil).