ahlocks Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ..belch and scratched at his nethers, "Dunno ...." he mumbled. "..reckon this flyin' caper is one part aviatin' and three parts......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 "...luck..." There was muted approval in deference to possible future Moderation by the moderate moderator, but in a moderate voice RatsBreath said "in his case it's four parts luck!" Loxie reacted like a fireman at a sausage sizzle................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 There was muted approval in deference to possible future Moderation by the moderate moderator, but in a moderate voice RatsBreath said "in his case it's four parts luck!" Loxie reacted like a fireman at a sausage sizzle................ ..and let loose with a spray. () "It's got nothing to do with luck." he snorted , "It's all to do with the mood of the lift pixies!" This revelation was too much for....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ..and let loose with a spray. ()"It's got nothing to do with luck." he snorted , "It's all to do with the mood of the lift pixies!" This revelation was too much for....... ......Foxhunter who'd been trying for YEARS to explain that lift didn't come from pixies, and made a sensible rejoinder, only to be shot down by... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ...interloper wearing beach sand encrusted jandals and a subtle hint of surf board wax. "Gnarly dude!" gushed the beiber fringed ring-in as he high fived at the air in celebration. "That's one less of those old dudes who know how stuff happens and another step toward...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 "... the Grapple U-Brain having a use...". He loosened up, kicked off the 'jandals', (his sunday shoes), and got Footloose; He proceeded to scream out to Louise "Please, Louise...." 'Bugga orf Louise" snarled Mavis, 'Ahroxorf in a firies uniform (or out of it) is all I want for Xmas, so go find yourself another........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ......Foxhunter who'd been trying for YEARS to explain that lift didn't come from pixies, and made a sensible rejoinder, only to be shot down by... ...... the Ahlowvakian, who took no prisoners when it comes to lift pixies. "Too right" he said in his slavic accent, "As we SportStarvakians need all the pixies we can get. Some even say that there are Pixies on the inside when I wear my ........ My Aunt says "Apologies to Brine and Igi, as something went wrong there, because your posts didn't come up until after I posted the above". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ...... the Ahlowvakian, who took no prisoners when it comes to lift pixies. "Too right" he said in his slavic accent, "As we SportStarvakians need all the pixies we can get. Some even say that there are Pixies on the inside when I wear my ........ "...........pinkie firie suitie" "Nah they're just lice..................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 'Bugga orf Louise" snarled Mavis, 'Ahroxorf in a firies uniform (or out of it) is all I want for Xmas, so go find yourself another........... .... middle aged, Saturday morning marathoner, as there is nothing better than undoing gold buttons in the right hand seat of a SportSzara when he wears his ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 "...........pinkie firie suitie" "Nah they're just lice..................." ..... all of Nobu's sisters say that it feel lice" he added while slipping his Pinkie Firie Suitie off one shoulder and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 6, 2011 Share Posted November 6, 2011 ..... all of Nobu's sisters say that it feel lice" he added while slipping his Pinkie Firie Suitie off one shoulder and ..... ........exposing a Kim Kardashian tattoo.............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...that he loved. especially as when he flexed his levator scapulea, the KK tattoo .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...that he loved. especially as when he flexed his levator scapulea, the KK tattoo .... ...... turned from a Kim Kardashian tattoo into a Sprintcar Dash-for-cashian tattoo, which Tubb knew a thing or two about (not that he wouldn't know what to do with Kim K for a day or two, and not that there is anything wrong with that). "Are you flexing your scapulea again Tubb, or are you just pleased to ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...that he loved. especially as when he flexed his levator scapulea, the KK tattoo .... ...... turned from a Kim Kardashian tattoo into a Sprintcar Dash-for-cashian tattoo, which Tubb knew a thing or two about (not that he wouldn't know what to do with Kim K for a day or two, and not that there is anything wrong with that). "Are you flexing your scapulea again Tubb, or are you just pleased to ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ..ssssssee mmme?" stammered KK as she came down with a case of bangholm stutter that seemed to going around. Never one to be lost for words, the Romeo of the round track shot back with......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ..ssssssee mmme?" stammered KK as she came down with a case of bangholm stutter that seemed to going around. Never one to be lost for words, the Romeo of the round track shot back with......." ".........OOOOOOhhhhhh! that stuuuuuuuter......................" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ".........OOOOOOhhhhhh! that stuuuuuuuter......................" ...... I'm cer .... cer .... cer .... cer .... cum'n around the mer ... mer ... mer ... mer ... mountain when she cer ... cer ... cer ... cer ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...... I'm cer .... cer .... cer .... cer .... cum'n around the mer ... mer ... mer ... mer ... mountain when she cer ... cer ... cer ... cer ......... ",,,,cerums.....when she cerums.......she''ll be cer...cer...cer.." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ",,,,cerums.....when she cerums.......she''ll be cer...cer...cer.." ...... cer ... cer ... come across GoldyLox down at Lake Albert in his speedos and say "Such a big fire engine, yet such a small ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 ...... cer ... cer ... come across GoldyLox down at Lake Albert in his speedos and say "Such a big fire engine, yet such a small ........ "...........nozzle............" Goldy, who had been absent breaking up a fight was totally embarrassed, not as you would think about......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 "...........nozzle............" Goldy, who had been absent breaking up a fight was totally embarrassed, not as you would think about......... ..... as he would often get into a Blue at the Oyster Bar, while wearing his leather chaps, and also talking to the chaps in his jaunty leather cap, when he would sssay "Listen here chapsss, how about we ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Activity at the Oyster bar ground to an abrupt stop. The barkeep quickly brushed at some rat whiskers he'd noticed on the cheese and cracker tray as the crowd nervously twirled the umbrellas in their pink daiquiris. "How about we......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Activity at the Oyster bar ground to an abrupt stop. The barkeep quickly brushed at some rat whiskers he'd noticed on the cheese and cracker tray as the crowd nervously twirled the umbrellas in their pink daiquiris. "How about we......" This the trouble when Moderators have been moderating for so long, they forget what continuity is. They even forget what English is sometimes, but Turbo is always there to help. "How about we go to Temora and book all the airfield except the runway for the 2012 Natfly dates. That will get Cazza going when she finds there's nowhere to park. We'll also do a deal with nearby Landowners to "manage" parking and overnight camping. If we really jack the prices up............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 Activity at the Oyster bar ground to an abrupt stop. The barkeep quickly brushed at some rat whiskers he'd noticed on the cheese and cracker tray as the crowd nervously twirled the umbrellas in their pink daiquiris. "How about we......" ...... all sing YMCA (not that there is anything wrong with that), as that always cheers up AhContructionworker, and TurboIndianChief always joins in." "Can I be the Cowboy?" asked Brine with his hand up like a school kid that knows the answer to the science quizz. "The way you fly, you have already qualified for that roll" commented bull, who had always wanted to be the ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 8, 2011 Share Posted November 8, 2011 ...... all sing YMCA (not that there is anything wrong with that), as that always cheers up AhContructionworker, and TurboIndianChief always joins in." "Can I be the Cowboy?" asked Brine with his hand up like a school kid that knows the answer to the science quizz. "The way you fly, you have already qualified for that roll" commented bull, who had always wanted to be the ..... .... CASA Inspector, who was certainly a village person, and who had joined with TurboCapitalist to control all free-enterprise at Temora 2012 ........ and we'll put on a show to open with YMCA and our 2nd song will be ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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