turboplanner Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 ....effect on his finances and he decided to go for these steam gauges that so many Rec Flyers (Av Ref). “I managed to get a cheap steamer” he said “now how do I connect the steam to the gauges. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 a flash back to the Y2K debacle and elected to have an NBN moment in memorium and threw up a nostalgic blue screen with a whirring Tassie devil in the corner doing its level best to ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 avoid turbo's steam stream before it............................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 avoid turbo's steam stream before it............................. .........… which led some plastic flying wag on Wreck Flying to describe Tink's Drifter as a steaming pile of ...…... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 NES READERS SHOULD LOOK INWARD TONIGHT AND REMEMBER HOW FORTUNATE WE ARE WHEN THE FIREWORKS ARE ON …......………., AND REMEMBER OUR FRIENDS ON THE FRONT LINE OF THE PALESTINIAN VARIETY AND OUR FIRST NATION BEST MATES IN FIFO WHO MIGHT BE COOKING SCONES AND FILAFELS OUT ON THE VELDT THIS EVENING, EXPERIENCING THEIR OWN INCOMING FIREWORKS, DROUGHT OR NO DROUGHT, FIRE-BAN OR NO FIRE-BAN, WHEN THE XSOSA HAVE ANOTHER CRACK AT SHAFTING THEM TONIGHT. I'm contacting Scott to see if I can get them up to $6,000 each in compensation. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 HAPPY NEW YEAR TO THE THOUSANDS OF READERS OF, & TO THE HUNDREDS OF CONTRIBUTORS TO, THE NES. PLEASE EXCUSE THE BELOW ARTWORK BEING IN ENGLISH, BUT THERE ARE JUST TOO MANY LANGUAGES USED BY YOU ALL FOR US TO ADD SPECIFIC MESSAGES IN YOUR OWN LINGOS. (And to Uniroot & bull I am pleased to advise that, it's a secret, but the hard border into NSW & Mextoria will be relaxed on January 5th (to let the smoke out) so that is your chance to emigrate here by boat. I have a people smuggler's mobile number for you both. Don't miss this unique chance to improve your lives.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 .........futuristic hydrogen fired zero emission aircraft which.... [Turbo is writing this from a secret location in the hills of Afghanistan where he is on a mission and it’s difficult to use captitals, but he has been told some prankster filled in the tunnels to the west. Scott just sent a signal to say the $6000.00 has been approved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 .........futuristic hydrogen fired zero emission aircraft which.... ..... caused Greta to spit the dummy again. "How dare you" she screamed from her script "As hydrogen is a fossil fuel pharted by fossils and other old fossils ............. (long silence) .............. Oh sheise (in Schweedish), zay have giffen mee zee wrong schcript, where is mine mutter und ein farter .......... ant I had to ride on the floor off zee train, und travel in a poxy $1.5 million boat, and zee Wrecks on Wreck Flying (note zee avref) are putting scheiser on zee Drifter mit zee hydrogen power ...... oh woe iss mee and Turbo iss schtill ein .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 Afghaistanistanei” ”Don’t worry about talking Schneider Greta, Sweden has a few schools and if you attend regularly you should start making sense. You’re not alone; ABC we’re doing a beat up on the fires this morning and described a remote bushfire as Ar madeggon [sic] ......................................................... ...........sorry, incoming missile...which missed and flew..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2019 Share Posted December 31, 2019 ..... on to ..... (avref) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 ...... Japan, where it landed in the Sea of Japan, and was mistaken for an incoming NK nuke, thus setting off panic on a widespread scale in Japan itself. This episode gave Shinzo Abe a chance to promote his war-mongering, Japanese re-armament pace, so the Japanese public could give their full attention to that, rather than more Abe scandals. "We will become strong militarily, and take down aggressors who are intent on promoting an arms race, and denying the Japanese people their right to live in peace!" thundered Abe at an election rally. "Geez", muttered Cappy under his breath, whilst watching the TV news item about Abe, from the comfort of his recliner in the social room of the Kapooka Retired Pilots & Firefighting Veterans Home. "Where have I heard this before?? This sounds like a re-run of 1941, when I had to dig trenches around Sydney for protection from bombs dropped by the expected Zeke attacks!" (avref) "It's O.K.", said Turbo from an adjoining chair. "The Japs are on our side this time, you've got nothing to worry about. The Chinese are the threat now, they've gone on a economic war front, so that's the main problem today". "Ahhh, that's right, I remember now!", said Cappy, dipping a biscuit into his barely-warm cup of tea. "Those Chinese aircraft carriers moving down from the South China Sea! They're heading for the Arafura, aren't they?? And they intend to claim the Arafura as an extension of the South China Sea territory of China!" "You betcha!", said Turbbro. "And seeing as the Chinese have already nearly won the economic war, by buying most of Sydney and three-quarters of Australia's prime farmland - all they have to do, is claim that all the territory between the Arafura and Sydney, is Chinese territory, and bingo! - they've conquered Australia without firing a shot! "There must be something we can do!!", moaned Cappy, as he gloomily watched his tea-soaked biscuit break in half, and fall into his tea. "There is", said Turbo. "I read on a War History site, that there's dozens of Zekes in perfect working condition, buried in sealed bunkers in a remote airstrip in PNG! The Allies apparently just closed the doors on all these aircraft in their massive hangars cut into the hillside, and just blew the surrounding soil up, so it just covered the entrances to the hangars! Then they just left! Can you believe that!!" "I sure can", said Cappy, becoming more animated as he adjusted his recliner to a more upright position and broke open a new packet of biscuits. "Imagine, we could go up to PNG, find that remote airstrip, dig out all those Zekes - sell them for billions to collectors, and we'd have enough money to defeat the Chinese economically! Why, we could even buy Australia back off the Chinese!! "That's brilliant thinking!", said Turbbro. "That's the way we have to fight wars in the 2020's!! We'll have the Chinese turned around, and on their way back to China, before you can say........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 "Spratleys" which is exactly where NES was 100s of posts back, with nary a Drifter in sight, or site, and forcing the Chinese navy around in ever decreasing circles while engaged in serious precautionary manourvering exercises in the expectation of Turbo and team getting the venerable Zekes back on line. Meanwhile back in PNG Cappy and Turbo had discovered that after a month or so in that tropical climate every hillock, mound or mountain looks exactly the same regardless buried hangars or ............. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 .......the top of the mountain above his dugout which.... [Turbo apologizes but there has been a prolonged exchange of mortar and gun fire and Turbo was told to switch his phone off, get his head down and shut up] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 .......the top of the mountain above his dugout which.... ……. effectively disguised what the RAA membership thought would ………... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 ......be a computer centre for the software they bought at a cost similar to the new Tennis Centre extensions in Melbourne, but which was leased to the NES Crew for $221.78 per year, and furnished with perfec tly good lounge suites, beds, coffee machines and outdoor BBQs thrown out in hard rubbish collections by the idle rich, who....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 [Turbo apologizes but there has been a prolonged exchange of mortar and gun fire and Turbo was told to switch his phone off, get his head down and shut up …… as he had just become aware that he is the subject of a new Fatwah issued by the Grand Ayatollah and countersigned by Planey. Below is a recent pic of Ali Sistani being a laugh a minute after telling his favourite flatulence joke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 "I'm waiting" said Turbo after a day of horrific pounding, two eyes full of dust, Ears so sensitive they can hear a dog pee. "I'm..............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 after a day of horrific pounding, ……….. "I'd give anything to have a day like that" said Mahmood to ……...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 ....Turbo. "Mahmood, it's better to work with what you have than to rush up to heaven in the hope that there's better up there" said Turbo cryptically, as they rode out of the war zone in an International Maxxpro MRAP. An MRAP is like a Land Rover on steroids. Just when Turbo's ear drums had recovered the MRAP took and IED hit, but thanks to the International truck chassis work and the MaaxPro engine, we all survived, and Turbo still caught his flight to Melbourne, where he was met by........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2020 Share Posted January 1, 2020 ...... cheering crowds, adoring fans & several young ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 ....volunteers who wanted to rebuild the East-West tunnel. Turbo suggested they get on social media and write about being athesists, their version of politician, and encourage them to start by building the tunnel. Soon there were thousands of gullible people consisting of youths and other ages inlcuding 214 Men's Shed groups who thought it was a political rally. Turbo had a shovel for everyone, and soon they were all in the tunnel, and had dug out the first train. Then......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 ....volunteers who wanted to rebuild the East-West tunnel. Turbo suggested they get on social media and write about being athesists, their version of politician, and encourage them to start by building the tunnel. Soon there were thousands of gullible people consisting of youths and other ages inlcuding 214 Men's Shed groups who thought it was a political rally. Turbo had a shovel for everyone, and soon they were all in the tunnel, and had dug out the first train. Then......... ……. it became apparent to all in SE Australia that the TurboPlunger is, in fact, not just a mess, he is THE mess-iah, and has been applying his skills behind the scenes to Project Manage all of Mextoria's capital projects, plus he is leading (all at the same time) five of the happy-clappy messianic churches in addition to applying his usual expert leadership to the Skippy Aviation (avref) community (this often goes unappreciated by some of the other wrecks on Wreck Flying, but while often unacknowledged, Turbo's leadership has single handedly taken the Australian aviation standing to the highest in the world ….. and is now the standard on which the EU base all of their aviation decisions). Turbo and his ("Can a deity have a sex?" asked the ever philosophical Captain) 5 disciples (Cappy, bull, Onetrick, HidyHody and the FlyingVission) now moved on to ……. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 ....... conquer the Roman Empire, while bull (known as Jude to his mates) negotiated for a few ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 .........extra casks of wine to sustain them over the Khyber Pass where............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 2, 2020 Share Posted January 2, 2020 the Captain on his way to Turkmenistan and suffering a touch of frost bite and altitude/attitude sickness fell to the charms of .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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