Captain Posted January 6, 2020 Share Posted January 6, 2020 .... when he says "Cesnas" he means Citations." This stunned the SCs at the RC ....... in fact they were a complete bunch of Cs, but never as big as the ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 confusion that reigned at the RC at the mention of citations for at royal commissions citations are ink marks on parchment and cessnas are anything with wings that is crashed and not a Boeing drifters are fodder for legal aid savs are burnt offering at Bunnings and ........................ 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 confusion that reigned at the RC at the mention of citations for at royal commissions citations are ink marks on parchment and cessnas are anything with wings that is crashed and not a Boeing drifters are fodder for legal aid savs are burnt offering at Bunnings and ........................ ……… the RC was pulled up immediately when the citations (avref) came flowing like hookers & cheap wine at an RAA Board Meeting. Turbo was cited for being overly aggressive with some of his Wreck Flying (avref) posts - Proposed by Planey and seconded by Onesie. Oneroot was cited for living in an Australian dependency - Proposed by Moderator #6 and seconded by Moderator #7. bull was cited for being so far north and for unnecessarily protecting cane toads (he takes them for walkies on a lead) - Proposed by Turbo and seconded by the CTES (Can Toad Extinction Society). Turbo was also cited for being excited about being short sighted, but that is another story that relates to his …….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ....motion that "some people should be kicked out for being Motel Operators, and everyone knew they doubled their prices every time a rich Drifter owner walked through the door" which was interrupted by some dumb bunny saying "but then they might not let us in and we'd have to sleep under the wing", which then led to..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ....motion that "some people should be kicked out for being Motel Operators, and everyone knew they doubled their prices every time a rich Drifter owner walked through the door" which was interrupted by some dumb bunny saying "but then they might not let us in and we'd have to sleep under the wing", which then led to..... …………….. the AUF becoming the largest outdoor camping organisation in the world. As a result, they franchised their own designs of tents, chairs and all other related camping items. They made a motza which was tax free because of their carefully orchestrated tax-free status. BCF was renamed AUFCF and the AUF Directors approved a cash offer to purchase the RAA via a well structured offer (including various death threats) that the RAA could not refuse. The result is that thru careful and dynamic (if not bloodthirsty) leadership, plus a structure not dissimilar to a blend of the New York Crime families & the latest Mexican Drug Cartels, Drifter owners (with their Thruster cousins also included) took over all aspects of aviation (avref) except for the odd RPT operation which they allowed to operate unaffected. The AUF then provided all board members of CASA, Qantas and all but 3 members of the Federal Senate. This meant that …………………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 .....all aviation regulations were relaxed back to the state they were in 1917, much to the pleasure of numerous ancient aviators who enjoyed rather lax aviation rules, or no rules at all. This led to a considerable state of near-anarchy in aviation, with offended parties taking pot-shots at each other from passing aircraft. It was a re-run of the Wild West, only it was held in the air. However, all good things come to an end, and it was largely due to the fact that no-one was left in charge of the finances (they were all out flying anything they could get airborne in), that brought AUFCF undone. The bankers declared a default, and appointed liquidators to try and salvaged what could be salvaged. Unfortunately, this led to more........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 calls for yet another royal commission However the govt faced with a serious deficit of potential commissioners called for volunteers from .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ...........frenzied activity as the directors of the AUFCF staged demonstrations, and glued themselves to the Board Room chairs. This to some extent showed up their management skills because the Sheriff just ordered his team to carry them out in the rain; as they walked along like bettles with the chairs stuck to their backs one of them summed up the general opinion: "Where's Scomo" he yelled, but......Scomo had learnt his lesson and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 grabbed his latest hat cried "how good is that" then hailed a passing uber drifter with a wish for something swifter and a willow with which to bat ............... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ......and that was that. However..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ....in an unrelated exciting discovery, a press release was put out by Chrysler, outlining a brand new, revolutionary design, reduction transmission, they'd developed. Several ancient AUFCF pilots realised that here was a fabulous new motoring invention that could be put to use in Drifters, to provide a vastly improved range of propeller speeds, and a major gain in engine torque transfer to the prop. What was even more exciting, Chrysler had freely explained all the intricate design details on a video - and had even include additional troubleshooting and repair information! "This is absolutely revolutionary, and we are so lucky to be able to acquire this technology!", exclaimed the Nice Jedi Rat (keeping in mind, that this is the Chinese Year of the Rat, so you can't get any luckier than that!) "With this new reduction transmission, the performance of a Drifter will start to approach that of a King Air B200! We'll be able to......... (please watch the video carefully, in case you miss the important, descriptive parts ....) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 "........carry out Commercial operations" Turbo, who had sat through many presentations like the video, knew the the presenter had been preparing that short video for six months, searching through the entire history of the Industrial Revolution, Machinery's Handbook version 96, the book "how to be an academic", and the Star Wars series to make sure he had every term industry-perfect; the equivalent of briefing a journalist that the crashed aircraft in front of them was an "A43366 Version 6, but built under licence to the B3780 Flying Tornado specification" which took up the entire word-allowance of the editor, so was abbreviated by agreement with the International Journalists Association to "Cessna" He knew exactly what he meant by each inter-locking term, and so did Turbo. "It's just an inter-active bolt on module to turn lineal forces into magnetorial reactions" he said "I should have thought about it myself; it does away with the hydroghen bags, and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 "How good is that?" said the Rat in the hat with his eye on the sky in Hawaii "That" said the prat on the mat is the smoke from the coke that ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 ...... makes the NES such a delightful academic experience" observed bull. "It's great when you can have a deep technical thinker like Stephen Turbine, a poet laureate like HiHo Lennon and then add Onesie to the mix, who is a ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 alto since his onesie suit did shrink in the wash but never to be daunted by such minor inconveninces he just straddled the drifter and ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 .......opened the throttle without reading the instructions. What happened next....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 .......opened the throttle without reading the instructions. What happened next....... .... was the type of spectacular happening that new chapters of the NES are justified in being based on, which drags in hundreds of new readers both foreign and domestic, and in this case the new title was ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 7, 2020 Share Posted January 7, 2020 "getting back on the Drifter" not like the piker who..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 .....chose to be a hitchhiker and then got picked up by a biker who turned out to be transgender and who said his name was Brenda which caused Cappy to like her......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 .....chose to be a hitchhiker and then got picked up by a biker who turned out to be transgender and who said his name was Brenda which caused Cappy to like her......... …… XXXX …………………. a lot, ...............… but Tink, having been coached by Eeeen and Planey, tried to defuse the entire situation by ………….. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 …… XXXX …………………. a lot, ...............… but Tink, having been coached by Eeeen and Planey, tried to defuse the entire situation by ………….. ...... using his skills and training as a State, Federal, ASIO & INTERPOL certified Hostage Negotiator, where he was a ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 chump on a stump emulating a trump threatening a tweeting with nary a meeting like Mary the mugwump who went all ballistic over Planey's ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 chump on a stump emulating a trump threatening a tweeting with nary a meeting like Mary the mugwump who went all ballistic over Planey's ................ .... slump of the lump in his sump. "How dare you" said the FlyingVizla, who knew a thing or two about ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 .....a thing or three. "How dare you!", she repeated. "How dare you bring the AUFCF into disrepute by bringing in a Trained Hostage Negotiator? That's the last thing we need, we're already on the nose!" "Who put what on its nose??", inquired the Cappy, suddenly raised from his mid-afternoon, post-prandial torpor, at the mention of something even remotely av ref. "Go back to sleep, you silly old man", said FlyingVizla. "That big lunch, downed with 3 bottles of Brown Bros, and followed by the huge dessert pudding, has been too much for you!" "But I heard someone put something on its nose!", protested Cappy. "No, you didn't", said Flying Vizla, "You're on the nose, right about now!!" Then Turbo stepped through the door. He said, "I heard there was...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 8, 2020 Share Posted January 8, 2020 On vhf through my Bose There's trouble with a nose That got in range of Cappy And his depends nappy That 'll need more than a rose To....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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