The Never Ending Story

[turboplanner]

............the hundreds of Advisors in the Turbine Tower in the Caymans.

 

 

[I vote 1 for Turbo - "flighty"]

[Captain]

7 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

[I vote 1 for Turbo - "flighty"

.... (avref).

[Captain]

10 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

............the hundreds of Advisors in the Turbine Tower in the Caymans.

..... who have styled themselves in the manner of FTX, where Turbs is living in a $20 million penthouse in a polyamorous relationship with 10 executives and a series of young women that came from a .......

[turboplanner]

.....Movie Talent School next door.

Not many people know that most films showing on Stan are made in the Caymans, and Turbo has to do the flight scenes in a Cessna Skyhawk IV.

The Cessna was requested by the producers because in their research they had found that "Cessna" is mentioned 17 times more than any other aircraft description. In fact most children under the age of five say their ambition is to be a Cessna Pilot, admittedly with a troubling number wishing to win a Beauty Contest, or ......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, turboplanner said:

admittedly with a troubling number wishing to win a Beauty Contest, or ......

..... to own a low hours Jackoff, or to ......

[onetrack]

......live off the grid in the deep forest in Tasmania - as bull does. However, bull is steadily developing his plans for an electric aircraft, powered by a new battery design, which is going to use only local Tasmanian materials in its manufacture - and of course, it will be charged by a multitude of solar panels, all set up to change their direction at a moments notice, the instant the sun is sighted in Tasmania (which is not often, but which event is celebrated when it happens).

Accordingly, bull has been researching the electrical-transfer properties of Tassie Tiger dung, rotten apple pulp (of which Tasmania has plenty), and even Cat farm urine (ever since he discovered a Turbine Industries Cat farm hidden in the forest), which produces so much cat urine, it's posing a disposal problem for TI. 

After making local enquiries as to where he could contact the manager of the TI Cat farm (just approaching the place directly wasn't in his plans, as the signs warning of trespassers being shot and then hung, gave him some idea that a direct approach wasn't a practical idea), bull gathered that he had to wait until the manager contacted him, and then.........

 

Edited February 15, 2023 by onetrack

[turboplanner]

......make a respectful submission like Tasmanian Hydro did, and look what it got them; free cat urine as a service to the Tasmanian community; enough to power a quarter of the East Coast grid. Turbo is at pains to point out the signs don't mean THAT hung, or that other hung, but relate to the early years when the leftover morons from the Gordon River protest, kept on interfering with the cat farm, including the release of cats which quickly bred with Tasmanian devils creating a very nasty shock for may farmers. Turbo tied these activists to tree branches so they looked like low hanging fruit with their feet just at snapping height for the Hybrids; he activists were gone in a few weeks.

Bull made his presentation .....................................

 

[Solar Panels have never worked in Tasmania. Most people are aware of the US Storm chasers who live in rusty Silverados and travel around looking for a storm. Tasmania has a Sun Chaser underculture.]

Edited February 16, 2023 by turboplanner

[Captain]

6 hours ago, turboplanner said:

Bull made his presentation ............

...... and was flooded with invitations to the Davos WEF, the WHO, the Collingwood 2023 Season opener, the UN General Assembly, Epstein Island and to Bob Brown's Tasmania LMBTQRSV Forever Party launch.

 

Bull became the Gretta Thunberg of our time and the world was stunned when he flashed his scar and  .......

Edited February 16, 2023 by Captain

[onetrack]

.....abused everyone for not following his lead in electrifying aviation (avref). Very soon, the battery and electric motor builders were spying on bulls setup, to see what he had, that they didn't.

 

But the spy cameras only revealed a distilling setup, some rusty sheets of CGI, and bull running around furtively, holding a handful of loose wires.

The battery and motor spies decided that bull was taking extra precautions with security, and trying to throw them off the trail of his major electrification developments.

 

The truth was, bull was simply perfecting his moonshine distilling, and trying to electrify as much of the liquid pumping as possible - but the wiring was causing him hassles, as he'd failed his electrical course at night school, and he was simply trying a blue wire instead of a black wire, or a green wire instead of a red wire - but none of the changes had produced the results he wanted, yet - until the day he grabbed another handful of wires, and found them connected to............

[turboplanner]

46 minutes ago, onetrack said:

.....abused everyone for not following his lead in electrifying aviation (avref). Very soon, the battery and electric motor builders were spying on bulls setup, to see what he had, that they didn't.

 

But the spy cameras only revealed a distilling setup, some rusty sheets of CGI, and bull running around furtively, holding a handful of loose wires.

The battery and motor spies decided that bull was taking extra precautions with security, and trying to throw them off the trail of his major electrification developments.

 

The truth was, bull was simply perfecting his moonshine distilling, and trying to electrify as much of the liquid pumping as possible - but the wiring was causing him hassles, as he'd failed his electrical course at night school, and he was simply trying a blue wire instead of a black wire, or a green wire instead of a red wire - but none of the changes had produced the results he wanted, yet - until the day he grabbed another handful of wires, and found them connected to............

the Hobart North Power Station. The kick sent him to Deloraine where he was lucky enough to land on a haystack but his burning clothes started a fire and..........................

[Captain]

12 hours ago, turboplanner said:

the Hobart North Power Station. The kick sent him to Deloraine where he was lucky enough to land on a haystack but his burning clothes started a fire and..........................

..... this was the start of the Burning bull Festival (the BbF) which was styled on the Burning Man Festival except that at Deloraine they .........

 

 

THE BURNING MAN FESTIVAL IN 2018

(Crappy was there, & can be seen waving at the camera just on the middle right)

Edited February 16, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

....... had to get the Deloraine and District Council (by Appointment to Princess Anne) to grade nice circular roads.

 

Cappy's photo of the 2018 Burning Man Festival brings back fond memories Turbo is more towards the back, surrounded by the Brazilian Tigers Football cheer squad, all looking rather tired.  The cars are all parked away from the priceless Nazca lines in the desert, believed to have been drawn in clicles and the shapes of animals over a 50 square kilometre area by aliens who ..................................

[Captain]

18 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

he cars are all parked away from the priceless Nazca lines in the desert, believed to have been drawn in clicles and the shapes of animals over a 50 square kilometre area by aliens who .............

...... used a big plastic protractor to .......

 

 

TURBINE PROMOTIONS INITIAL CONCEPT DEVELOPMENT FOR THE BURNING BULL FESTIVAL

WERE CONSIDERED TO BE A BIT TAME (AFTER THEY EXTINGUISHED OUR bULL) BUT THEY

DID SET THE POPPY FIELDS ALIGHT ALL THE WAY TO LONNY.

 

 

TP'S 2ND CONCEPT USED A BULL STATUE THAT TURNED INTO A TWIN ENGINED JACKOFF (SEE BELOW)

AND THE TRANSFORMATION FROM BOVINE TO AIRCRAFT (EVENTUAL AVREF) WAS A HIT AND

CONSIDERED WORTHY OF FURTHER REFINEMENT FOR 2024.

(Although this test burnt down 1000 acres of Huon Pine Forest [who said Huon Pine was indestructible?].

 

 

 PS - Cappy always fancied Princess Anne, so that connection to Deloraine Council is very poignant.

 

 

 

Edited February 16, 2023 by Captain

[turboplanner]

.........mark the circles accurately, then blew the grooves in the soil through a single nostril at the run, so although the engravings were huge it didn't take long to complete one. After watching them prepare a complete car park in less than half an hour Turbo realised that if he told anyone about them they's think he was crazy. Their leader was Nostradamous XXVIII, and he ........................

[Captain]

15 minutes ago, turboplanner said:

Their leader was Nostradamous XXVIII, and he ........

....... wanted an agreement and equity deal once Turbo mentioned that he had registered the name "Turbine Area 51.6547" and had pegged some ground out at Woomera which, when considered with Turbine Properties 10,000 hectare holding in Deloraine, meant that ......

 

 

TURBO WEARING HIS NOSTRADAMUS CLOBBER & READY TO RAKE IN THE BIG BUCKS

 

 

THE VERY SAME TURBO WITH A CHANGE OF COSTUME AND WEARING HIS AREA 51.6547 CLOBBER.

Edited February 17, 2023 by Captain

[onetrack]

...........Nostradamous  XV111 had not only previously visited numerous remote areas - he had left a numerous of strangely-worded cryptographs inscribed into stone tablets - some of which seemed to show images of lighter-than-air machines powered by mysterious means.

 

Turbo spotted these stone tablets, now residing in the Institute of Archaeology in the British Museum, when he visited the U.K. on one of his many business trips to drum up more finance for his new electric Drifter.

He immediately recognised the images, and set about decoding the cryptographs, which the British Museum archaeologists had so far failed to do.

But Turbo's brain works on a different level to the archaeologists, and he soon had all the information he needed from the writings on the stone tablets, to develop this new and amazing power source. Accordingly, he held a meeting to.........

 

Edited February 17, 2023 by onetrack

[Captain]

48 minutes ago, onetrack said:

...........Nostradamous  XV111 had not only previously visited numerous remote areas - he had left a numerous of strangely-worded cryptographs inscribed into stone tablets - some of which seemed to show images of lighter-than-air machines powered by mysterious means.

 

Turbo spotted these stone tablets, now residing in the Institute of Archaeology in the British Museum, when he visited the U.K. on one of his many business trips to drum up more finance for his new electric Drifter.

He immediately recognised the images, and set about decoding the cryptographs, which the British Museum archaeologists had so far failed to do.

But Turbo's brain works on a different level to the archaeologists, and he soon had all the information he needed from the writings on the stone tablets, to develop this new and amazing power source. Accordingly, he held a meeting to.........

 

The SingleRoot lagged by 1 minute with his above post, however Crappy yields out of outright respect & admiration.

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

But Turbo's brain works on a different level to the archaeologists, and he soon had all the information he needed from the writings on the stone tablets, to develop this new and amazing power source. Accordingly, he held a meeting to.........

 

...... form the new Church of Archaeology. 

 

"There must be a quid in it" said Turbo "As my mate Tom Cruise has done OK (remember how Turbo did all the cunning stunts in Top Gun [some of which were stunning]), and Archaeology is way more interesting than Scientology". 

 

(Cappy’s best friend Turbo is ever the pragmatic realist in his search for cash.)

 

The new church was a massive.....

Edited February 17, 2023 by Captain

[onetrack]

........rort, as with everything that Turbo is involved in, and soon there were rumblings of discontent amongst the adherents of the Turbine Church of the True Believers in Archaeology (TCTBA for short), and the calls for more transparency as to where all the money was going, along with calls for external auditors to be appointed, plus calls for a new management board consisting of Deacons of Archaeology (DA's) to be appointed.

 

These rumblings and calls that were becoming louder every day, led Turbo to desperately try to pull out a distraction for the True Believers. He thought and thought, and then a great Revelation struck him! (no, not physically - being physically struck by a Revelation, is not a pleasant experience, I can tell you, from first hand experience). Turbo had suddenly understood that the reason the Church of Scientology was so successful, was because.......

[Captain]

2 hours ago, onetrack said:

Turbo had suddenly understood that the reason the Church of Scientology was so successful, was because.......

...... they treat all prisoners parishioners with kind respect, and that was what .....

[turboplanner]

............he resolved to do.

Following a meeting to discuss even better conditions for archaeologists, he agreed to provide digging tools for all archaeologists, he agreed to allow drinking on the job of unlimited amounts of water, the archaeologists no longer had to wear khaki cargo pants, and they all got to drive Hiluxes instead of Great Walls.

There was a flood of few applications where new recruis agreed to pay a modest amount to the company for the source material they were going to find on the thousands of tablets buried in the Woomera (aboriginal for "desert tablets"), and they all started to dig...............

[Captain]

4 hours ago, turboplanner said:

There was a flood of few applications where new recruits agreed to pay a modest amount to the company for the source material they were going to find on the thousands of tablets buried in the Woomera (aboriginal for "desert tablets"), and they all started to dig...............

..... like a Rainbow Serpent on heat.

 

And this is where the Turbine Aboriginal Corporation came into its own, as both Turbo & Turbinia had been circumcised with oyster shells and were able to prove it by ........

[turboplanner]

........showing anyone who asked, an old oyster shell. It looked the same as any other, of 40 million dead oysters, and there were no bloodstains on it, but hey, proof is proof; it was an oyster shell. Turbo, a Noongar, Cobblebonk and Tjericho man from East Bentleigh had learned quickly from the dusky occupants of Australia's main university law schools and had already lodged a claim for Western Australia, and was thinking about ....................

[onetrack]

........extending the claim to cover every area where even the smallest remnants of any shells could be found. However the part of the claim that drew the biggest gasps was when Turbo lodged a claim over the most sacred of the White Mans land - the MCG.

 

Turbo noted in his claim that 40,000 years ago, the MCG was under water regularly, and part of the tidal flats of the so-called "Yarra River" (which as every young person knows today, has actually been known as Birrarung by the Wurendjeri people, for 41,000 years). 

 

As a result, the soil of the MCG contains more Wurendjeri oyster shell remnants than anywhere else - even including Woomera or Deloraine. As a result, included in Turbos claim, was that this ground, comprising millions of remnants of oyster shells, along with minute flakes of skin from foreskins, had to be excised from White Mans ownership and control, and returned to the Wurendjeri peoples, accompanied by a smoking ceremony that had to include......

[Captain]

1 hour ago, onetrack said:

along with minute flakes of skin from foreskins, had to be excised from White Mans ownership and control, and returned to the Wurendjeri peoples, accompanied by a smoking ceremony that had to include......

..... 5 packets of Marlboro red and a kilo of rolly.

 

In the meantime 2 things happened that further rocked the aboriginal grievance industry.

 

1 The TAC lodged a claim that AFL was invented during a corroboree near Burra 42,000 years ago, even down to the umpires in their white coats & little flags, then made from albino kangaroo skins. (As flags had not yet been invented back then, they were  a later enhancement,  as the original goals were shown using smoke signals).

 

2 During his recuperation, bull has written a book named "A Little Bit Darker Than Bruce's Darkish Emu Eh" and changed his name to bull Pascoe ready to be offered his professorships, eh, a man from the ....

Edited February 19, 2023 by Captain