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"Oh it was just like christmas!" exclaimed Linda the lass from the terminal cafe. "There were little bits of white plastic falling from the sky just like snowflakes and a bewhiskered gentleman with flushed cheeks offering me his lap to sit on"....

"Takes for ever to get hopper guts off." :rolleyes1: he complained as he spit polished the 41,674th rivet with a cotton bud. Distracted by what sounded like a chaff cutter with dispepsia, lox turned to see......

...which wouldn't have been a problem :ne_nau: 'cept Earl couldn't hold a candle (non scented) to the haute couture of Bangholme's infamous furrier. :artist: TurboFashionista grabbed a fresh basket of road kill :ah_oh: and....

There was a photo posted on the forum a while ago of someone who got clocked by the prop while doing a leakdown test. It gave him a fairly painful whack and cut on the eyebrow just from the compressed air used for the test. CRAFT disease has struck though, can't remember who posted it or where.

..that mesmerising italian aria; 'I'll rip his head off and spit down his neck.' The cafeteria crown were enchanted by the lyrical mastery of DarkGetrightup'em as she "ipso factimed" the living daylights of a wayward pizza delivery pilot. () The 6 foot, tatt covered biker bloke behind the servery was reduced to tears :crying:as the DarkSongstress:encore: began the refrain.....

"Ah yes, CrossCross..:rolleyes1:" nodded Skull, as he picked a remnant of unlicensed thruster driver from his teeth, "Heard on the grape vine that there's a few roos short in the top paddock :csm: with that one." DarkSkitch'em :bitehard:, who'd been doing legal workplacement at CASUAL, hackled up at the mere thought of one particular tosspot and let loose with......... ()

"One nut or two, Lord Skull?" offered the man from CASUAL as he picked through the offerings in the baine marie. "Just one" Skull replied with a rumbling belch :dog:, "That charter operator's I had at breakfast is still repeating on me...."

(Now there's something you don't see every day .... CASUAL mentioned in trying to save a pilots nuts..) Rus(s)tle climbed up on his whirlygig and double checked the jezuz bolt, but grimaced when he heard the shearing machine click into gear....:ah_oh:

...but were distracted by a Rus(s)tle from the bushes. "What's he doin'??" quizzed TurboDedagger as he stepped cautiously away from the Rat's rattley bits...

...as he dipped the shearing hand piece into a detol bath. (where's a smiley in a blue singlet when you need one..) "There's only one cure for them flyblown ones, clip the dags away and then dip 'em tar..."

''Rox be here shortly, he blinging the whine.....

"Kush supports??" quizzed ditDah. "Isn't that some kind of vortex generator for a 'van?....

Medical Warning. Rotoraxe reliability stories have been reported to have a laxative effect on Jab owners*. ================== * the stories give 'em the s:censored:ts...

... trying to find his spanish dictionary... :confused: "Go easy on the lad." Chided Nana "It's not his fault that he's such an aviation head. But he does show some promise. why just the other day he"......

..in full song :robin:and threatening the lass to within an inch of industrial deafness. "I closed my eyes,... when the rotax noise stopped (ah ah ahhhh) then the VSI dropped, (Oo oo oooo) ...any field will do." The lass swooned at Destiny's melodic warbling, well she will when her ears stop rinGing... ==================== Locks has just been informed that the annual company knees-up, (cough) conference is at Casa del Rattos...

Welcome back Dispo. I'd been wondering where you'd disappeared too. :confused:

...and what to do with the pickled peppers, that destinyFlyer picked? i_dunno

(gotta love the smilies haven't yuh. ) You're right Blacky, use what ever tools/toys that are available. :thumb_up: The dirt nap lasts for a loooong time...

A transponder is not a requirement for flight above 5000 ft. A "radio communication system" is. - COA95.55 Sect 5.1 (a) (ii) A transponder is a requirement for flight in class E airspace. (and classes A, B and C, but we RAA punters don't tend to go there a lot) A transponder aids, but is not essential, to flight above 5000 ft outside of class E airspace. Provided we have our radio tuned to area frequency and maintain a listening watch. That better? :Rogue:

Reckon esteemed regulator would be more impressed with us having a radio if we venture above 5000 ft...i_dunno

Not sure about the termites Cam. And aliens pinching the spark plug leads hasn't been fully ruled out yet either....

Yeah, but a fuel issue is so boring :sleep:when there's a chance to get a conspiracy story going. :ne_nau:

Probably for the same reason that the K1W1s always tell the best skippy jokes? i_dunno

"Ahh, if only we har more Zelos...." sobbed Aki. Then Bundaburg be famous for Saké instead of polar bear piddle and plastic pranes....

"It sounds like it's got more of a whine than usual?!" commented the fuel tanker driver as he quickly rolled up his fuel line. "Nah, that's pretty normal with a rotoraxe" answered ahslo. :bmwrider: "The owners always sound like that if they have to put a spanner to them before 2000 hours...