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  1. clusterfuc and this was something Cappy could not handle and he.............
  2. ....the sh%t they used last time had soaked all throught the.............
  3. . ....suddenly discovered that this situation they have found themselves in, has put all NES members into solitude and internet "silence"......now this made the NES go into complete silence [except for the demented ramblings of an old man ] .complete silence only broken by the..........
  4. .sheen on the "water" they had just dived into,and soon discovered it was an open sewer from the Gummly gumly caravan park and they...............
  5. .the leaf ran out of range after getting to the edge of town and they had to walk carrying all their tactical gear with them . Flarrk this said the sergeant, and called constable doubtfire to bring out the d/max as reliability is what was needed for this operation and then................
  6. .........to ice bucket to refill his glass, she whispered in his ear something that made him get excited.....Holy toledo said Mavis i have never seen you so..............
  7. at it's terminal velocity of 70kts with the now dislodged CW hanging onto a wingtip with the grip of death,,your gunna have to let go so the rest of us can survive screamed Wing Chood as Chop suey started spewing and it went straight along the wing [as they where still in a spin with CW hanging on for grim life]and splattered all over ............
  8. then realised it was ...............
  9. ....velly Hard lock ahead, crimb crimb.....
  10. Bull ,,,well said Bull as these rocks come out of the mist at a high speed ,well i have got no problem with the jackaroo at 20kts [18kts stall speed with 40 %flaps as combined flaps with ailerons] just full right or left rudder wherever is more room and spin in almost it,s own length and then full throttle and climb out into safe airspace away from the cumulus Granititis jerms ah! [ps i filled this one up with much needed avrefs]
  11. Sounds a bit like that was meant for you mister Rat! as ALL of the above infringements are well known traits of the Cappy family of you know "RATS" are often found ,"licking" sniffing"and if reports from the BOB are correct very adept at "fondling" as well as the fact he always follows eeeeaannn around on sundays. So are you trying to deflect these facts sir?.................
  12. ....itis and it can be contagious if following too closely .........
  13. .another pandemic had started,,,,,soon the pandemic controllers [government] had them all arrested and sent out to Christmas island ..Now this did not go down well with Cappy ,who had risen out of his jelly form to...............
  14. I,ddddd neeveerr sseeenn anything llliike it!,The look on CT,s face as he rose from the.............
  15. and professional and too the point ! Quote: I am only going to release the one statement:He said,,," I did not have sexual relations with any of those woman at any time during these past couple of days and further proclaim that i................
  16. .soon had old Turdy ,screaming for mercy as they.......
  17. .set a new record and gained the position of CEO as the last one caught a bad case of fleas and had to retire!....Now suddenly Turdys management skills soon had the Australian aviation scene pumping with new .....................
  18. Part they went to in the promotions department ,last year the new CEO had won his position by staying the longest in the barrel as the hay aged and the fleas multiplied and started to draw blood ,he still did not climb out ,even as the local cockroaches also could smell the blood and started climbing into the barrel as well ....Now this year casa,s secret implant Turdy was up for promotion to the position of...............
  19. But it is a bin chicken,,,,,they love paddocks..
  20. Why are the bin chickens falling out of the sky again ?
  21. fleas, and to contain the smell ,,now..............
  22. rolled around in the.
  23. Bowen river at the pub, What said the inspector!!! thats out in the sticks near coal mines ,i,m not going anywhere near that.[ see that little track on the left between the road and the campgrounds? well thats the airstrip !![ps our fearless Bull has been known to attend this event as well, heres an old video of him and mates leaving after the weekend and he was testing out his GT500 with the yellow wings ,,as usual he was last to leavehttps://www.facebook.com/scott.d.evans.7/videos/10213841023844725 lol Now the Bowen river rodeo association has declared that any and all casa reprasentatives will be used as the oily calf catch by the local kids[some of whom are over 6 ft tall ] and this has caused a major reshuffiling amongst the casa crowd ,after they all put their names in a barrel and one was chosen for the bust of the century and sent to Bowen river and..................
  24. poked him in the eye and with a blood curtling ............
  25. .hanging ...............
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