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  1. dilemma to her, she was just about to answer turdo when out of the corner of here eye she had seen. Bull hopping out of his jackaroo after finely landing on the main street deftly dodging the cannon out the front of the rissole and had neatly swung around in a controlled ground loop [avref] and brought the little jackaroo to a stop in front of the cwa hall. Holy toledo cappy screamed turdo he,s back..................................
  2. Totally agree,only this time it is negative G ,ie:right wing torn off downwards and tail torn from the aircraft ?
  3. Was firmly stuck,things where looking dire as smoke started to emit from Mavis,s rear then Bull spotted the duck pond and ground looped the little plane expertly to a full stop right in the middle steam rose as mavis said....................
  4. seen to be believed. Now back to the rear end interrupted 3 pointer landing that Bull was planning [to show-off to Mavis] the little aircraft reared up into a 45% angle and some horn thingy was screaming out loudly and the centre of gravity [avref] was badly effected by the gross weight of Mavis,s rear end . Oh Sh&t ,was all that tumbled out of his mouth as he..............
  5. step up to the plate for old mate Bull,[ who was now suffering a case of public exposure droop so was out of service.]Now Mavis had picked up on the conversation and bellowed...................
  6. deed,so i can contact him too,,,,Well THIS also brought the house down. The courthouse was awash with laughter .... hey salty ,yelled the rat,,,is that bloke any good? The pandamonium that followed will always be remembered as "The rocky horror court affair"Some of the things that occurred where.............
  7. Turdy had just reread the legal letter from "starlight legal services " about the use of the copyrighted word "bull" that he received yesterday, their client had stated that: The use and varied slurs apon the name of Bull, will cease and desist immediately or legal action will ensue that it does. Our client may also be lodging actions for compensation for mental stress and depression from the use of his name etc etc etc..,,,,,Well what do you think of this he asked RM???...........
  8. and shitt was blown around all over the Murray ,bits of wings and tails flew well at low altitude all over the place. Bloody hell screamed ...............
  9. have been having too much of the pufferfish ! He is now saying that........................[Turdy picking his pufferfish from the tank at the new ,Turbine industries Puff and Glow Sushi ]
  10. suddenly over the radio came this...mmmph mmmhpmmmummble , cessna mmumble mmumph ...at mmumph altimumph,,fuc%ing masks........................................[this was suspected to be either Tomo or Sir Nobu] they are shitting me ,,and straight after that came ,,,put that fuc$king mask back on you murderer ,,,why we will send out the ......................
  11. [Turdo and loxie ]
  12. .the local dogs will go apeshit and keep you.......
  13. the ranch............Just follow the bunny said turdo as he strapped on his.............
  14. https://www.smh.com.au/national/nsw/paraglider-landed-180km-away-after-being-thrown-off-cliff-by-dust-devil-20190103-p50pi9.html pretty scary....
  15. Ask Bull?....Nah don't bother asking me ,said bull I've just realised with all this gender stuff that the only way to fight these lefty things is use their own language. I've decided to start another sexual preference group it's called superstraights ,and it is a group of now marginalised people who only want to have a relationship with someone of the opposite gender to themselves [real ones] ,,,what with all the lefty phobias I've decided i will make up another phobia for this group called heterophobia [the fear from the left of normal men and woman couples]and if i,m attacked for this i,ll report you all to Eaann for hate speech against a minority group [#superstraights].. That's bloody brilliant said...................
  16. Go and shut bull up for f$%ks sake ,i,ll handle this just keep him quiet ok? No worries said loxie i,ll just..................
  17. .....................the Scottish kilt dance classes at the blue oyster bar [still in business just sleeping] and realised that his high kick in a kilt would bring some dis.....................
  18. .the head witch doctor of the mayanmarise for some advice on the best way to........
  19. .a bit of a boxer in his day ,a long long time ok though now he is just..................[loxie after winning the under 12,s championship a couple of decades ago ........]
  20. .and the bloody good crepes too , cried out onesie, from over at the...........
  21. Show a very large dislike to being told what to do !And it allows us to..........
  22. Making ..............
  23. . other smelly stuff. Now as turdo bounced back into the air [avref] his demeaner and antics attracted international media attention to the point a videohttps://www.flyingmag.com/pilots-places/pilots-adventures-more/stolen-piper-cub-video-youtube-otherworldly/ was released of his flight [avref], here is a copy for other NES readers to watch and then understand why onesie and bull decided that flying [avref] with him would be detrimental to all concerned [demonstrated by Turdo,s physical state in the video] and declined his offer to just go for a spin. I,ll fry with you ,said Sir Nobu, so rounding out [avref] again turdo..................
  24. ....a good feed of Tassie tiger steaks.[sent over from down under by his good friend and kickback supplier Turdy]...Now the ramblings that are occurring on the NES has prompted Eaaannn to fire the new woke moderator and employ the guiding light of the future for the world Mrs Pauline Hanson,[this was immediately opposed by the new senator from Tasmania Lidia Thorp ,who went a long diatribe about her safety in the work place ,and the lack of government grants she could steal and her access to the NES to promote her white brothers ,oops slightly tanned ones ] Now Pauline was a busy lady so she deputized Malcom Roberts to discuss the effects of the woke lies about global warming ,opps global cooling ,,opps climate change oops or what ever the next name is after the last one was debunked. Thats not true said onesie why............
  25. Nor has Bull , he has also been studying the effects of tinks ramblings on the native mutton bird and feline populations and has been gathering evidence for the upcoming trial of Turbine industries for insider trading,[they learnt this off of Nancy Pelosi ]and the inevitable collapse of the cat meat market . This was brought about by the NES employing a new woke moderator who has decided that their opinion overrides facts and truth and the NES should now be a guiding light to lead the county into the future.....What shouted sir Nobu [just back from his latest trip to the land of the long white cloud where he was learning the ancient art of mutton bird stuffing] "I know what I can do!", he thoughtfully said out aloud, to no-one in particular. "I'll repackage the cat meat in more colourful cartons, and mark it as.........tassie tiger steaks...
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