Hey I have an idea! Lets follow their example, that might scare these boat folk off...
How bout all us brothers happily take the modern technology and acquire some fishing boats from our friendly Indonesian smugglers and make our way to Xmas Island and build a tent embassy. Would have used a Holden Kingswood but they dont float well with all those rust holes now. Once there we can sink piss and get stoned all day. Sit around a BBQ and complain about hard done by we all are.
We can annoy the crap out of these head boat smugglers until they try paying us off but knowing damn well we aint gunna stop whinging till we can find some boat smuggling smuck who is trying to win browny points by standing up in front of a crowd of us, shedding a tear and saying "Sorry".
Once the magic word has been said we then realise we got nuthin to whinge about around the BBQ anymore so we start doing break and enters and stealing Boat peoples cars/boats and continue to poison the next generatiuons about how bad these boat people were to us. Maybe we can find a boat people family to steal me away, pay for a good Uni education and still bitch about them.
Tongue placed firmly in cheek!