Old Koreelah Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances. While attending a Marriage Weekend, My wife and I listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.." He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favourite flower?' I leaned over, touched my wife's hand gently, and whispered, White Wings Self-Raising Flour, isn't it? And thus began my life of celibacy......... :-( . 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deskpilot Posted February 13, 2013 Share Posted February 13, 2013 Will you never learn! Been a few years since my wife and I did a Marriage Weekend. Forgotten every thing i learned so my life with the wife is hell now. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 Celibacy: the gift that your wife gets you for your 10th wedding anniversary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 Celibacy: the gift that your wife gets you for your 10th wedding anniversary. You had to wait that long? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted February 14, 2013 Share Posted February 14, 2013 that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Old Koreelah Posted February 14, 2013 Author Share Posted February 14, 2013 that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months. ...metaphorically speaking...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 that's only what other have told me. I prefer to turn them over every 18 months. And you can still afford to fly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 My wife believes Sex is an Olympic sport, it happens once every four years. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 And you can still afford to fly? You think he rents them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted February 17, 2013 Share Posted February 17, 2013 You think he rents them? I was just thinking about the cost of divorces every 18 months, be enough to keep most blokes grounded. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaba-who Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 Not necessarily. I went through a divorce settlement recently. I got to keep my plane The secret is to always have a debt on your aircraft that matches the value of it. That way they don't want it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 My advice, never get involved with a women who asks you what you do for a living within 30 minutes of meeting them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted February 18, 2013 Share Posted February 18, 2013 I was just thinking about the cost of divorces every 18 months, be enough to keep most blokes grounded. Never get involved with a women looking for a husband. Plenty of independent, strong willed feminists that will make you happy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet47 Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 FT said: My advice, never get involved with a women who asks you what you do for a living within 30minutes of meeting them. Let me guess - you told them and you feel that was a drawcard ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 There's no safe time to turn a woman over. She might wake up. Your first divorce MIGHT be her fault, but all subsequent ones are YOURS. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Calibacy. What Catholic priests indulge in with choir boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damkia Posted February 26, 2013 Share Posted February 26, 2013 Catholic celibacy - "not with women" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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