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Alzheimer's Test


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Studies have shown that recognition is the first thing to go when developing Alzheimer's disease. For this test, go as quickly as you can and make note of the first word that pops into your head. Good luck!

 

How Fast Can You Guess These Short Words You Probably Use Every Day?

 

 

 

1. F__ K

 

2. PU_S_

 

3. S_X

 

4. P_N_S

 

5. BOO_S

 

6. __ NDOM

 

 

I will report back the correct answers later.

 

(At least if you do have Alzheimer's, you get to hid your own Easter Eggs.)

 

 

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Maybe it's Steve.

 

Scoring

 

6 Correct: You're doing great! A young and supple mind.

 

5 Correct: You're still OK: everyone can miss ONE now and then.

 

4 Correct: You're past your prime, dad.

 

3 Correct: You're past your prime, grandma.

 

2 Correct: You really need to see your doctor.

 

1 Correct: You're probably already being seen by a doctor.

 

0 Correct: What a pervert!

 

 

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I do:-I get up at SIX am,check my PULSE,put on my BOOTS, go down to the FORK in the river and and select at RANDOM one of the PUNTS and enjoy my day boating.

Alan.

Looks like "random" was the only one I got right. Why would you check your pulse? Surely the fact that you woke up negates the need.

 

 

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I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

I just read this thread and enjoyed it!

 

You got hiccups?? Nev

Do you have Repetitive Strain Injury Bex?

 

 

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