kgwilson Posted May 5, 2015 Share Posted May 5, 2015 WELCOME to 2015: • Our Phones – Wireless • Cooking – Fireless • Cars – Keyless • Food – Fatless • Tires –Tubeless • Dress – Sleeveless • Youth – Jobless • Leaders – Shameless • Relationships – Meaningless • Attitudes – Careless • Babies – Fatherless • Feelings – Heartless • Education – Valueless • Children – Mannerless • Country – Godless We are SPEECHLESS, Government is CLUELESS, And our MPs WORTHLESS ! I'm scared – Shitless …and This is "Priceless". 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Fair comment , more or less. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 • Food – Fatless Yeah, nah, something amiss there ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I find it amusing that almost every yoghurt on the shelf is labelled "fat free". Then you look at the ingredients and it's 15% sugar. By the way most of the things on that list happened well before 2015! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgwilson Posted May 6, 2015 Author Share Posted May 6, 2015 Agreed. Food is not fatless. Notice how food companies choose to say 98% fat free & not 2% fat to try & psychologically condition people. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 Tub of Butter 0% fat free.........the benefits of the old double negative Perhaps at the inside bottom of the tub could be printed "If you can read this pretty much 100% fat free" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest john Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The expression "FREE" can easily be misinterpreted. For example there is a Landscaping Contractor in our area that continually advertises "TRUCK LOADS OF GARDEN SOIL, NUT GRASS FREE". Once the garden soil is delivered & you spread it around, there is any amount of NUT GRASS in the soil, however as the advertisement says, the NUT Grass is free, meaning you havn't paid for the NUT GRASS only the quantity of soil & the NUT GRASS in the soil has been supplied free of charge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 The expression "FREE" can easily be misinterpreted. For example there is a Landscaping Contractor in our area that continually advertises "TRUCK LOADS OF GARDEN SOIL, NUT GRASS FREE". Once the garden soil is delivered & you spread it around, there is any amount of NUT GRASS in the soil, however as the advertisement says, the NUT Grass is free, meaning you havn't paid for the NUT GRASS only the quantity of soil & the NUT GRASS in the soil has been supplied free of charge. I hope he doesnt stay in business for too long. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kununurra Posted May 6, 2015 Share Posted May 6, 2015 I do recall an old timer telling me about a concert once put on in the Kimberley advertised as "alcohol free" and to their surprise the people who turned up for the free alcohol was astounding 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Took the car into a garage to get it fixed once and he said it will be fixed tomorrow. I politely pointed to the sign that said "Cars repaired, no waiting." He said that's correct, I will have to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I do recall an old timer telling me about a concert once put on in the Kimberley advertised as "alcohol free" and to their surprise the people who turned up for the free alcohol was astounding hyphens matter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 hyphens matter They do? Well then, off to Facebook to start a campaign to save them and complain about some politician and corporation that is killing them - without any substance or facts at all and get a million 'Likes' within 3 days, this is 2015 after all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It's not 2015 for all of us... i don't have the Face Book 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 It's not 2015 for all of us... i don't have the Face Book I've been using it for about a month, it serves a purpose but it's like looking for a 20 cent piece on a beach - wherein the 20 cent piece is intelligence, the sand is all the World saving morons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 I don't use facebook either. Call me a luddite but I just don't trust it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Bex, Don't you mean World-saving? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 11, 2015 Share Posted May 11, 2015 Bex,Don't you mean World-saving? Nah: I'm not selling a Rotax engine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I don't know what face book is, but I bought an i pad and can't work out what the backside camera is for. Who in the world would want a photo of my backside? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 12, 2015 Share Posted May 12, 2015 I don't know what face book is, but I bought an i pad and can't work out what the backside camera is for. Who in the world would want a photo of my backside? There's a boutique group out there for everything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted May 15, 2015 Share Posted May 15, 2015 www.yennsbacksidepics.com 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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