Phil Perry Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer. The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My Wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked . . . 'about what?' At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is MORE painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock. > 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 12, 2016 Share Posted February 12, 2016 Women are programmed to want babies. Men will never want to be kicked in the nuts. Haven't you ever suffered from housemaid's knee? Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 Men will never want to be kicked in the nuts. Haven't you ever suffered from housemaid's knee, in the nuts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 I will leave you to think about it. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 13, 2016 Share Posted February 13, 2016 What on earth did you say to the housemaid? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 Called her a "pretty good scrubber". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OzBirdy Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 After haveing more than one wack in the nads, im glad i was borne ' ball bearing' and not child bearing, coz if given birth is more painfull, i know id ever want anather one. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted February 14, 2016 Share Posted February 14, 2016 I jumped over a tap in primary school and kinda got the timing wrong, then another time I tried to jump a barb wire fence and ripped open the coin bag. I would never make it in Olympic hurdles 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 14, 2016 Author Share Posted February 14, 2016 Things would work a lot better if we had more Proper management of industry. . . . we need some intelligent managers here. . . . 2 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Housemaids Knee is when she kicks you in the cods with it. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 Hence my query in #5... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 It's from a TV series. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 It's from a TV series. Nev I remember that show; "Funniest Home Video's Knees To The Groin". 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scre80 Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking. My Wife walked by and asked me what I was doing, and I said 'nothing'. The reason I said 'nothing' instead of saying 'just thinking' is because she then would have asked . . . 'about what?' At that point I would have had to explain that men are deep thinkers about various topics, which would lead to other questions. Finally I pondered an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts? Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts, but how could they "know"? Well, after another beer, and some more heavy deductive thinking, I have come up with an answer to that question. Getting kicked in the nuts is MORE painful than having a baby, and even though I obviously couldn't really "know", here is the reason for my conclusion. A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "It might be nice to have another child." On the other hand, you never hear a bloke say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." I rest my case. Time for another beer, and then maybe a nap in that hammock. > And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!! I have to agree with that, I forgot Valentines day so it is very cold out here in the dog house, maybe you can pickup a slab and join me for a few beers in the dog house Phil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbo Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 I got kicked in the nuts by a steer once, I had some preety swollen balls. The girls seem to like them big so I was thinking maybe its worth another kick Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 And this is how us men easily get in trouble and put into the dog house!! Dual bag! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted February 15, 2016 Author Share Posted February 15, 2016 I have to agree with that, I forgot Valentines day so it is very cold out here in the dog house, maybe you can pickup a slab and join me for a few beers in the dog house Phil? Nowt would please me more Rob. . . .but I doubt if I could manage a half slab nowadays mate,. . . . tend to sup smallish quantitiies of dry sparkling wine and home made cider ! I FORGOT Valentine's Day too. . . . . until 2330 yesterday, and all the service station shop had left was a rose with a broken stem and a pack of charcoal briquettes. . . ( At least you still have a dog. . . ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 and a pack of charcoal briquettes. . . My Darling, here are future diamonds just for you ..... 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted February 15, 2016 Share Posted February 15, 2016 My Darling, here are future diamonds just for you ..... Just don't tell her to make them herself by sitting on them. It wouldn't be a kick to the goolies... it'd be a rusty knife! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted February 18, 2016 Share Posted February 18, 2016 On Valentines day my wife and I had a shag down by the dam. It ate some fish and flew away. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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