ahlocks Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 The youthful enthusiast went on to great detail to describe things aeronautic as he demonstrated circuit procedure to the tight suited lass with his arms outstretched. "Ditdah making approach for first base," he called as he looked coyly toward her for hint of a clearance :spruce_up:. But that few seconds of inattention to the surroundings was all it took! :ah_oh: He hadn't noticed the fast mover doing a straight in. "G'day sweetiepie, :cool_shades: ..Of course you wanna come back to albatross and see my etchings..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 sssssssssssssssssssssssSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!, and Turbo was gone.............................................................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ....Gee that was quick! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ....meanwhile singedLocks :bmwrider: (smelling sweetly of an alluring combination of Avgas, Jet A1, Old Spice and a hint of Mildura's finest ) had been left alone. Looking down he noticed his slightly pink but now hairless body and couldn't help thinking how nice those legs would look in fishnets. "Now I can go in the Dark One's calendar!!", he cried. So slipping into his best Victoria's Secret and donning his firey's helmet he wheeled the beercan out of the hangar. With a little tee hee he set up the camera, hit the timer button and raced back to jump on to the cowl of the Sporty:DevilDog: Suddenly..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted June 10, 2010 Share Posted June 10, 2010 ... nearnakedLocks realised that June wasn't the best time of year to be parading about in just fishnets. With his pasty white legs and goose bumps aplenty, he blended completely in with the Tzara's sleek riveted lines. PowerPete, ever the farming type1, put down the handful of dirt he was studying and offered his advice. "When I was a centre fold for Power Farming magazine, we...." ====================== 1. complaint to management - there's no smilies that would suit a 'farming type'. :ne_nau: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 ... nearnakedLocks realised that June wasn't the best time of year to be parading about in just fishnets. With his pasty white legs and goose bumps aplenty, he blended completely in with the Tzara's sleek riveted lines. PowerPete, ever the farming type1, put down the handful of dirt he was studying and offered his advice. "When I was a centre fold for Power Farming magazine, we...." "never had to put up with the cross-undressing types, trying to gain a bit of attention:angry:. We would simply get excited posing with a new set of slashers for the John Dere. There's actually more in this world to get excited about on my side of the fence, for fair-dinkum down to earth blokes.:) Sniffing the soil sample like it was a vintage Hermitage Grange, or whatever it is the poofy types drink, his eyes lit up, and he remarked-------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 ... ====================== 1. complaint to management - there's no smilies that would suit a 'farming type'. :ne_nau: Use tommo's avatar................:lol 8::lol 8: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 ..Sniffing the soil sample like it was a vintage Hermitage Grange, or whatever it is the poofy types drink, his eyes lit up, and he remarked-------------------- "Hmmm,....city folk..:patch: <sniff> ...passed through about seven hours ago ...< sniff> <sniff> and one of them sings slightly off key :Disappointed:.... better put some traps out." i_dunno ============== Never seen a farmer type grin that much Bry... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 "Never seen a farmer type grin that much Bry... He is young, he is single...........and the last time I was out near Dalby (well...Oakey way) there were plenty of nervous sheep in the paddocks :lol 8::lol 8::lol 8::lol 8: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 He is young, he is single...........and the last time I was out near Dalby (well...Oakey way) there were plenty of nervous sheep in the paddocks :lol 8::lol 8::lol 8::lol 8: There are nervous everythings lately. ======== Anyway, I got flying to do... seeya's at Monto!!! :thumb_up::thumb_up: Ps. -1 degree's, and the weather gizmo says it feels like -5 :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 11, 2010 Share Posted June 11, 2010 there were plenty of nervous sheep in the paddocks QUOTE] which is only natural, with temperatures around -1 degrees and a set of warm new seat covers needed for the J120 :peepwall: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 "Hmmm,....city folk..:patch: <sniff> ...passed through about seven hours ago ...< sniff> <sniff> and one of them sings slightly off key :Disappointed:.... better put some traps out." i_dunno "Hmmm....but what sort of bait to use?" "Perhaps some type of fruit product....I hear city folk line up for apples....." :stirring pot: ================== Farming type = complains all the time....Smiley = ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 12, 2010 Share Posted June 12, 2010 "Hmmm....but what sort of bait to use?" "Perhaps some type of fruit product....I hear city folk line up for apples....." :stirring pot:QUOTE) Yea!, thats the go Powein, Great idea. They say an apple a day, keeps the doctor at bay. So with a box of apples,------- we can have a hell of a time with the doctors wife:ecstatic:. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 15, 2010 Share Posted June 15, 2010 Meanwhile Turbo goes------Whooooooska and has a break until now, and Powein comes back with a smile a mile wide from visiting the Doctors wife. He was heard to say, "surely you don't expect me to divulge---------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 the names of those who've lost their imagination. Come on guys give this thread a kick start, it's supposed to be never ending. Just a bit of scandal, not too many truths allowed, humorus scallywagging gratefully accepted to kick things along for the enjoyment of the majority. The lastest bit of scandal is----------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted June 18, 2010 Share Posted June 18, 2010 The lastest bit of scandal is----------- "The great Sierra controversy!" screamed an agitator from the peanut gallery. For not since the great CTAF changes of 2010 had there been such protests of heresy and flexing of slide rules. :uhoh2: "E=MC2 and V/I=R and never trust a GPS 'cuz it'll make your milk turn sour." scorned the knockers. :no no: "Don't knock it 'till you try it." protested Orville O'Dalby :Disappointed:, (who'd been kept up waaaay past his usual bedtime) "Science theory held grand dad up for years. When he threw out all science and started from experiment and experience, he invented the airplane." :ne_nau: "He's got a point," nodded Planey slowly as he held an ice pack to the side of his cheek. "If I had of checked if the doctor actually likes apples, he wouldn't have caught me with his wife.." ================== \> Someone is the aunts garden holding a whip... \> It is too darks to see who it is... \> You: turn(L)eft, turn®ight, (A)sk Potter ? \> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 "The great Sierra controversy!" screamed an agitator from the peanut gallery. \> "Dam those agitators, they really like to stir things up" :stirring pot: commented tongueincheekplaney "They should be taken out the back and given a good flogging with a soggy possum skin" wailed powerin "Is there a lovely lady from out Dalby way with a spare possum skin bikini that we may borrow" mused lochsly .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 .....only if Locksy would take notice of what his beauty specialist says... he wouldn't go trying to find a bikini for himself. "It isn't you that we are worried about" she says "It's the psychological issues caused to the general public that we are highly concerned about" "Ah ha!" says Bryon... "back in the day we used too..... ============== "Remember if you take the theory of flight away... the plane just crashes to the ground" "Why we learned that at College!" said the Nanna. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 19, 2010 Share Posted June 19, 2010 ..... "Ah ha!" says Bryon... "back in the days we used too..... /QUOTE] share our sleeping bag with a couple of young Swedish backpackers, blokes in possum skin bikinis were unheard of, and personally I preferred it that way he said, with a wry grin:hug:. "Don't forget times have changed", replied locksly, "some of you just seem to be challenged by the true meaning of sartorial elegance":confused:. One of the agitators commented that there were far too many foxes around to risk wearing such attire. However, he calculated that if a fox was to chase you across the paddock at 23knots, you'd still clear the causeway, without crashing into it, providing the possum skin was taut:loopy: This final comment caused a real uproar from slide-rule equiped doubters, and sent the post rate into meld-down. At this point:amazon:, he winked;) and walked up the wooden hill to bed. :black_eye: Planey realised he'd miscalculated too, so the core problem of his dalliance with the Dr's wife, was not so a peeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted June 27, 2010 Share Posted June 27, 2010 "Phew, it must have only been a dream." shrugged relievedLock as he awoke from a snooze. "It was horrendous,":ah_oh: he continued, "what with missing smilies :broken_heart: and young'uns not posting :black_eye: in general population 'cuz they'd cop a gob full :bitehard:, It was horrendous!!" But his thoughts were suddenly interrupted by a cry of frustration:gaah: "Drat, damnation and bugger!" an undisclosed forum owner screamed when he noticed that there were a few bits missing from the NES :uhoh2:. "They won't let this go i_dunno without having a dig about it." he lamented as he toiled diligently to get the forums back up for the punters. (:thumb_up:) Mindful of how winding up a stressed out forum owner might go i_dunno, scaredyLocks sought the opinion of DarkCounsel(BAK) , legal advisor for the NES. "You should be right" :ne_nau: she advised as she put down the pile of dossiers of under 28 male flight instructors that responded to her classified ad. "Let's just hope that he doesn't pay too much attention to the 'bundle of happiness' :ace:in general population and skitch you with the L-A-W...." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bacchus Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 With her mind still spinning from the quality of applicant to her latest advertisement , DarkCounsel ( bak) never realised that the " bundle of Happiness" was infact a KAOS plant who had been given instruction to operate behind the lines and create HAVOC:kboom: With a 747 full of regulations , sub regulations and part paragraphs able to TRUMP anyone all seemed lost until ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 28, 2010 Share Posted June 28, 2010 ...the RAT busted in the door... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 ...the RAT busted in the door... And they waited and waited:sad: And the populus were starting to go blue in the face, from holding their breath. Da Da, Da Da.................... Where is our much loved 4 striper many were wondering? Come to think of it, we've not heard much from the Nanna lately either. What sculduggery is going on? many are saying ;):big_grin::confused: Could it be that he has run off to Gretna Gren to get married:pope:or, flogged his Jabby to buy an overseas bride. Surely not! "I certainly hope not Honky Tonk, said the member in the pink shirt and bum-bag, I'll sorely miss him" At that point....................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 29, 2010 Share Posted June 29, 2010 The RAT busted in the door.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 30, 2010 Share Posted June 30, 2010 The RAT busted in the door.... Again:question: Looks like Tomo must have done a quick repair before he left. He's good like that:big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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