Bandit12 Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 ....jabawocki, the most elite of downtrodden RAA members). "Are you still having problems with that thing Andy?" asked the Turbo, holding his blowoff valve in one hand and his manhood in the other. "Yep" replied Andysodandy "but I'm concerned that if you test it with a lit match....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 16, 2013 Share Posted December 16, 2013 ...it was just about then that Elratto started to look worried. He knew a mutch (NZ sp) had to be struck on a rough abrasive surface to ignite it.....and the only ruff abrasive surface that was close and handy was....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 .......... Salty's tongue, after a big session on the Turps. It was at this time that both Andys@onhisthumb and Madge Jayco struck a deal with the devil, to ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 It was at this time that both Andys@onhisthumb and Madge Jayco struck a deal with the devil, to ........... ....... ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ............ and the 2014 rules for the RAA Board Meetings were set. "But where did they get that photo of me" asked Brine, who was particularly careful about the pictures that he permitted to be released, and who was a particular target of the paparazzi, which ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ...brought back lots of delightful memories 'I remember having hair that colour when I was young and a stud' he mused "all the girls would..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 .......... demand that I suck their toes, just like that red haired Princess sheila did when I had my back to the Camera while wearing my budgie-smugglers with Briney monogrammed on them ..... ("Although mine looked more like Blue-Wren smugglers" thought Salty) & we made the front page of the RAA Journal, the BOB Weekly Newsletter, and the ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ......HS, but he had severly crapped in his nest by (a) rumour-mongering and then (b) refusing to confirm the rumour he had started on the grounds of board confidentiality (denying members information they own) which had been declared over and ended by previous board members, and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 .....was clearly in violation of the CWA code of conduct. Turbo raised his voice (and his blood pressure at the same time), yelling "All in favour of expelling Andy, say I" and the first to his feet was..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ....the Madge looking over his shoulder like he does on a night out at the BOB "Who did that he yelled, who touched my..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ....corsettes!" and there was dead silence in the........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 17, 2013 Share Posted December 17, 2013 ........... Blue Oyster and in the corridors of power in the RAA, where Andy is held in awe, or is that "oar", or is that "hoare", or should he perhaps be buried in "ore"? "And why bring Cosette into this" replied the 12 Incher who was a great fan of Les Misérables and had the hots for the defenceless little Cosette. (Perhaps the 12 Incher is actually Victor Hugo's nom des plume on zeeés forumé). Madge jumped to Andy's defence as they are good friends, with "affection" being possibly too strong a term, but their warm cuddly kind regard for each other has been visible to Turdy for a while, and ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ....the cause of a little jealousy. For all who knew Turbo also knew that he carried a little picture of Madge in his wallet, with this message written on the back - .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ....the cause of a little jealousy. For all who knew Turbo also knew that he carried a little picture of Madge in his wallet, with this message written on the back - .......... ........... "Cum fly with me Madge ...... oh mystic Boardie one, in your axe powered Lightwing, above the clouds (if it will climb that well) where we will break the surly bonds of earth and I'll apply the erotic bondage of handcuffs, then we'll kiss the stars while I check that your charts are current & undertake a mini ramp-check of your ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ...........exhaust cracks, and then................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ........... Madge got all indignant, just like Ahlot does when Tink questions his manhood, and Madge said ".............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Maj Millard Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 Confiddeennttualllly be damned !! He said...why if they don't bloody work out how to get this stuff onto the RAAoz website pronto, prior to the members Xmas dinner, well I'll be forced to spill the baked beans...or at least pose for a shot next to the Lightwing with me ol mate Katter the Hatter, who I was chatting to just the other day, cloud be damn he said and then....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
David Gillieson Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 swatted a passing flying fox with his famous white hat, which then was in dire need of cleansing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ....... as those Flying Foxes have more in them than Andy has in a single sitting. "Yeah" said Andy "That's a 6 gallon hat on a 750 millilitre melon, so give it here and I'll fill it in 20 seconds flat" "Hold on there Andrew" answered the Flying Fox, who was fairly formal (Fruity the fairly formal flying fox) "As I want you to know that ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 "...I am an endangered species. Although it's true, I am a Flying Fox and some of my cousins sh like firehoses on steroids, I sh very little and never in company unless I'm at Andy's place and we all sh tohether, but even then we only sh a little bit, and usually sh just before we go back to the colony, to preserve the "no sh zone" sign outside my property." That's very thoughtful of you" said Katter the Hatter looking across at his friend Madge as if to say "I wish you'd practice safe shing", but Madge had been distracted and was upskirting another flying fox, which can be difficult at time because you have to get on top and............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 18, 2013 Share Posted December 18, 2013 ...... act like most other f'n Q'ers. "Listen guys" said Fruity "It only took us a couple of million years to learn that we are on a losing streak if we defecate while hanging upside down. Even Andy doesn't do that. And I have to add that not learning like we did would be equivalent to the RAA Board crapping in their own nest by still keeping secrets (and secretes) from the membership, or re-electing some of the previous dunderheads to the top table, or even ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 ....sticking an old thru-bolt (AvRef) in a new hole. "What about a new bolt in an old hole?" mused Turbo, who looked at the Rat suddenly with interest, and..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 .......... he fingered a bolt that he had knocked off from the Sydney Harbour Bridge. It was one of those big bolts too, from down the bottom near the water and Tink had pinched it from the Sydney Bridge because Melbournistan doesn't have any decent bridges and also to help out his good mate Andy if he had another issue with a thru-bolt. Andy was .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 ....."It's 1 7/12" diameter" said Turbo "that's about the size of a PISTON of one of those underpowered thingy's, so it should never break" "If you apply full power for takeoff, you'll start to go faster as the wheels turn" responded foxhunter, and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted December 19, 2013 Share Posted December 19, 2013 ..."the ground will be so repelled by the insufficient size of your thru-bolt (with the exception of Tink's bridge bolt!) that it will fling you to the heavens." "I'd love to be flinged, flung, or flang one day" muttered Andy, as he reached for his toolbox and pulled out a..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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