Bandit12 Posted December 30, 2013 Share Posted December 30, 2013 ...fingers, and yet strangely enough, only 7........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 ............fingers left to count on after training surgery, 8 sushi rolls for lunch, and eight bars on their epaulettes, which......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 ...... doesn't quite outnumber the bars used by the well known southern skippy epaulette wearer, but then again ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted December 31, 2013 Share Posted December 31, 2013 The Japanese were not up to the daring sequences performed in the great southern land to scare the tourists away in case they....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 ......... decided to move to the South Island and add to the standard coefficient of height. "That would be no good" said E Paul Ette "As all my 4 ft green Flying Suits/Jump Suits/Onesies (delete those that do not apply) won't fit any more, and worse still .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 "........could lead to the situation where when we were nose to nose my toes were in it and when we were toe to toe my nose was in it, and.........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 ...... you put your left foot in, you pull your 12 Incher out, you sit Andy on a hat and you shake it all about, which does sound a bit like a standard Saturday night at the Blue Oyster, but instead is a .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 ...time honoured recipie for a rain dance. Not that the Rat needed to be any more wet, following an accidental trip down the...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 Wagga Wagga Creek on a Lilo on New Years Day. He was laid out flat on his back by 10:30 on New Years Eve, didn't see one firework, full of Bollinger like his friend James Bond, and a few of his friends pumped up a double mattress, carefully stripped him naked and put him on the lilo with a daisy up his bum and surrounded by fresh lilys from the neighbours garden, and gently set him adrift. They say he was woken by a cow, twelve kilometres downriver the next morning, and...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 .......... these are the types of intimate family Christmas/New Years outings that fond memories are made of. "There is a downside however" remarked Rathole "As I have an appointment at Calvay Hospital this morning to remove the part of the daisy that is still in there, I have to appear in the District Court next week as a witness in the action that the RSPCA has brought against my brother Ahlot for the liberties that he took with that cow (Ahlot is not really my brother, however we invite him to our family shindigs because he is such a lost soul and his personal story is so sad), Mavis has the irits because that mattress is the one that she uses to entertain some Cunstables on the riverbank down near the cop-shop, and............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 1, 2014 Share Posted January 1, 2014 ........in general the City of Wagga Wagga has been thrown into turmoil, by the actions of these opportunistic........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 .......... Mextorians, who slunk across the Rio Murray in the dark of night, then slithered upstream along the Bidgee like the sewer vermin that they are, and defiled what was a perfectly normal Riverina family New Year gathering, where the women were ................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 ....handsome and the men were pretty. Just the way Ol' Ratty liked them, with a side serving of...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 .......paper bags for the squeamish, and............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 ....kerosene tins for if they drool. "Well you don't want the bag going soft and falling off" said Ratsack as he.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 .......brought in more painted 200 litre drums with the tops cut out, known locally as Wagga Spittoons, because..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 2, 2014 Share Posted January 2, 2014 ..lobbing a goolie accurately was a skill yet to be learned by the locals. "You can't do that! That's racist!!" screamed a passing tree hugger while on his way to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 ...a paper mache convention. A white paper mache covention, as at that time they had not evolved to include..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 .. old paper shopping bags and used gift wrappings as they were..... coloured!!!! "That's enough of that!" shouted... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Effi, "coloured is good, for bags" "What do you mean..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 Effi, "coloured is good, for bags""What do you mean..........." .........." responded GoldyLocks, who's only experience with paper bags is that his wife asks him to wear one over his head whenever she wants a ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 ....but before rat could finish Loxy butted in with "I tried see - through bags but it was too much information. Now all I have to do is think of someone and..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 ...... up it comes. Then if I think about a new 912 EI (AvRef), I immediately .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 "...hear that dreadful rattle that precedes a lack of performance, when......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted January 3, 2014 Share Posted January 3, 2014 ....a through-bolt gives way, leading to premature..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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