Captain Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 48 minutes ago, onetrack said: Cappy's poor physical and psychological condition today, can be directly sheeted home to his ruthless driving ambition, which has led to him committing ...... ...... to growing a beard, developing a poncy attitude and having plastic surgery (see recent photo below) to play Kevin MacBeth as soon as the theatre opens after the Rona. However the issue is that Dan looks like keeping the Theatre closed until 2023 and poor Cappy is stuck looking like this and speaking like a complete do.......... LATEST PHOTO OF CAPPY IN CHARACTER. HE IS A WONDERFUL ACTOR AND THIS SURPASSES ECKA BANNA PUTTING ON 30 KGS & PLAYING CHOPPER. (Cappy is naturally blonde [all over, as Mavis can attest] but the grey rinse is working out OK). HOWEVER CAPPY HAS ALSO RECEIVED AN OFFER FROM SOUTH PARK THAT WITH THAT PLASTIC SURGERY, HE CAN SHAVE OFF HIS BEARD, LOSE THE GREY, AND PLAY 3 SEASONS AS BUTTERS. Edited September 14, 2021 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) .....do,,,,,,,,,[before we get to whatever is in cappys future we have a BREAKING NEWS STORY "Scandal rocked the offices of Trackbine industries today after its founding father Onetrack was indited and summons to appear on a charge of money laundering. The story breaking today is that a suspect apprehanded on the river bank yesterday, known as Cappy to a web site found which we can not name due to legal action, had been found to be in possesion of a very large sum of cash and it and a brown paper bag have now entered into the story with the director/ceo/owner of Trackbine industries being summons to appear. No much else is known at this time but we will keep all NES partners up to date ok.]now back to the story. ...............do and sought a means of escape glancing over past the fence he spied a....... Edited September 14, 2021 by bull 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) very large........... .[BREAKING NEWS,,,,more on the Trackbine money laundering scandal,,An unidentified ASIO source has said that the affair has ties to the Derwent International contracts for facilities and landing rights at DIA for migrant transfers to the new quarantine facility at the McMurdo sound quarintine facility now under construction by Ontrack industries for airport construction The backer for which has so far not been named. The Ceo of DIA {Derwent International Airports] Bull was asked for comment and so far we have not recieved a reply....] Edited September 14, 2021 by bull 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, bull said: The Ceo of DIA {Derwent International Airports] Bull was asked for comment and so far we have not recieved a reply....] ...... however a clear, precise, expansive and comprehensive statement is expected as soon as bull has checked and double checked his dickshun, dicktation, punctuation and smelling. (Best estimates are some time late 2022). Edited September 14, 2021 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, bull said: very large....... ....... entourage of .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 .what looked like.................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 1 hour ago, bull said: .what looked like.................... ... a group of high quality ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 red and white............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 .....cattle, known as Herefords, who were happily munching on some........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 .......tulips that cappy planted last year, well you should have seen his reaction apon seeing............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 12 hours ago, Captain said: ...... however a clear, precise, expansive and comprehensive statement is expected as soon as bull has checked and double checked his dickshun, dicktation, punctuation and smelling. (Best estimates are some time late 2022). Ya nu what eye meant ya nob..... Back to the story.........apon seeing........... Edited September 14, 2021 by bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) ......those red and white cows,,,my god he said ,I,ve just thought of a way out of this scandal Ot !! ...................... Everyone was amazed when suddenly the rat stood up to his full height [about 14 inches by his last vet visit records] and proceeded to.................. Edited September 14, 2021 by bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, bull said: (Best estimates are some time late 2022). [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................ Edited September 14, 2021 by bull 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 15 minutes ago, bull said: and proceeded to.............. stare out of the prison van window through the bars [he had to sit on Onetracks shoulders to see out] Many things where going through his mind about this whole debarckle and .............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 10 minutes ago, bull said: stare out of the prison van window through the bars [he had to sit on Onetracks shoulders to see out] Many things where going through his mind about this whole debarckle and .............. [BREAKING NEWS Morning everyone ,this is your wreckflying daily news reporter Bull, here and i,m speaking from the gates of Pentrige prison in Pricktoristan as we wait for the prison van carrying the notorious high finance mogal Onetrack and his business partner Cappy to await trial, from reports the Judge the Honorable Jason Flightrite, a new member of the bench denied bail. Reasons for the denial have not yet been made public. We will endeavour to keep all interested members up to date ,next report after the incarceration is complete.] UPDATE [ After arrival at the prison the van was vanjacked by the reporter Bull and was last seen heading for the spirit of Tasmania terminal . the scene was set up and as the ferry backed away from the wharf, the prison van flew ]avref] through the air after hitting the ramp and headed for the still open front ramp of the ship. But as the van lifted into the air the................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 14, 2021 Share Posted September 14, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, bull said: But as the van lifted into the air the................ ....... very moment that the ...... (The Spirit of Tazzy is now owned by Turbine Maritime and is operated and crewed by Trackbine Marine of Panama Inc, in a unique example of cooperation between Aussie moguls). 3 hours ago, bull said: .......tulips that cappy planted last year, Sidenote - "Those are not tulips, bull old mate" whispered Cappy "Those are (were) my secret stash of poppies which I had nicked from the CWA's Opium Den and replanted for my own use if I ever grazed my knee again and the pain was too extreme. Jenny, the cow that ate those "tulips" is now very relaxed. (Just say'n). Edited September 14, 2021 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 41 minutes ago, Captain said: is operated and crewed by Trackbine Marine of Panama Inc, BREAKING MARITIME NEWS - WA Government announces that a new Tax Haven (TH) and No Liability Ship Registration Zone (NLSRZ) will be centered on Rottnest Island in what Emperor McGowan described as an attempt to overtake Panama as the center of world shipping. "If this all works as well as we expect, we will also put a canal across Rotty and then one from Onslow to Newman to expedite iron ore exports" said Mark, who is known in WA as the "Entrepreneur's Entrepreneur" (EE). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 .....doors exceeded the overall height the van by a millimetre it was through, coming down on the roofs of various Kias, Hyundais and GWMs and two BMW bikes. No one seemed unduly worried, so ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 23 minutes ago, turboplanner said: No one seemed unduly worried, so ................... ....... the door was silently closed and the ghost ship that is the Spirit of Tazzy, silently glided out into the mists & pollution of Port Phillip Bay, such that the crewmembers, who were all lower cast people from northern India (typical Trackbine recruiting prectice) all quivered due to the "Ancient Mariner" type setting and the prospect of ......... Edited September 15, 2021 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 3 hours ago, Captain said: all quivered due to the "Ancient Mariner" type setting and the prospect of ....... .... escaping the terrible oppression of Mextoria, wearing their masks while up on the bow, Titanic style, only to then enter the placid and sunny turquoise blue pollution free water of the South Island where freedom is available, even to the lower classes, and bull is the defacto Prince of Sunshine and Light (PoSaL). As the wags sing before all sporting events down in Tasmania (to the tune of Proud Mary) "bull is our PoSaL with a huge ........ Edited September 15, 2021 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 7 hours ago, Captain said: ....... very moment that the ...... (The Spirit of Tazzy is now owned by Turbine Maritime and is operated and crewed by Trackbine Marine of Panama Inc, in a unique example of cooperation between Aussie moguls). Sidenote - "Those are not tulips, bull old mate" whispered Cappy "Those are (were) my secret stash of poppies which I had nicked from the CWA's Opium Den and replanted for my own use if I ever grazed my knee again and the pain was too extreme. Jenny, the cow that ate those "tulips" is now very relaxed. (Just say'n). Wondered why those red and white cows where walking around incircle and eating everything in sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 (edited) 2 hours ago, Captain said: .... escaping the terrible oppression of Mextoria, wearing their masks while up on the bow, Titanic style, only to then enter the placid and sunny turquoise blue pollution free water of the South Island where freedom is available, even to the lower classes, and bull is the defacto Prince of Sunshine and Light (PoSaL). As the wags sing before all sporting events down in Tasmania (to the tune of Proud Mary) "bull is our PoSaL with a huge ........sigh of relief Ontrack and Cappy climbed down off the wreckage of the prison van , and where greeted by a full service crew 😎with staterooms ready and a 7 course menu dinner soon to come . All this was layed on by those very same mextorians escaping poverty along side of those other lower class indians,who apon hearing the great Trackbine industries founder was aboard, went all out to impress him for saving them all from oppression and poverty and bad beans etc. This surprised old Onetrack and he ............. Edited September 15, 2021 by bull Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 ........as always checked with Turbo who checked with the CIA who said (bot not to tell anyone) that they had concerns with some of PoSaL's statements which reminded them of their recent Potus, and they were sending a team to Tasmania from Guam to be embedded to take a close up look. This would be of some concern to bull becasie the US takes its security seriously and................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 Being fluent in the escape mode from lockdowns,,,,,[move to Tassie],,,and assuming another avitar had confused the best of the security audits, decided to just go back to the story,,,,,............and Onetrack then sat down to dinner with a wide selections of curries with prime red and white cow meat, and all was well ,until......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted September 15, 2021 Share Posted September 15, 2021 14 minutes ago, bull said: Onetrack then sat down to dinner with a wide selections of curries with prime red and white cow meat, and all was well ,until....... ..... it was pointed out that ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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