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Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the world's population.

:thumb_up: Rocket Science is a wonderful thing, now being studdied by the younger generation under the heading of "Well I Never"006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif.......7.5/10 for:baldy:



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His math teacher said "he could always be counted on" :thumb_up:, but the history teacher said "he seemed to live in the past".:gerg:


His sports teacher said he was "in a field of his own, and was leaps and bounds ahead of the rest of his class".




Who started this silly thread?


Yea! I know, must have been either the sewing teacher,or, the technical drawing teacher, who had designs on him.


I'm out of here:wave:.



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75% of statistics are made up on the spot

It makes you wonder though, where the other 25% are done. If 75% is done on a spot.... 025_blush.gif.9304aaf8465a2b6ab5171f41c5565775.gif 006_laugh.gif.0f7b82c13a0ec29502c5fb56c616f069.gif


Ps. "Mister, will you give me a dollar for my sick wife?" Sorry old man, but I've already got one..." 010_chuffed.gif.c2575b31dcd1e7cce10574d86ccb2d9d.gif



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and his music teacher 040_nerd.gif.a6a4f823734c8b20ed33654968aaa347.gif said "he's marching to the beat of a different drum..." :confused:




BigPete said "Tomo's just like Chicken Man 031_loopy.gif.e6c12871a67563904dadc7a0d20945bf.gif - "He's Everywhere, He's Everywhere""""


(Warning - you may have to be over 50 to know about Chicken Man)




wait for me Planey....





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There are 10 types of people those that understand binary and those that don't:big_grin:

now that is clever... don't you think?


Ps. If I told you I was a liar, would you believe me?



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now that is clever... don't you think?

Slow down Tomo, ur jumping ahead of the class again.

U've gotta give us old'uns time to think, so we can make a post that looks intelllllergent to us, and hopefully 2u2.


Geez, we never used to have this trouble!





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Storchy Neil is right Tomo does have hidden talents, knows how to get out of a tuff fix. LOL

Thats why we get a laugh out of The CecilPlanesHoudini:laugh:, it's the wind-up that counts.


We do it to keep him young and active:rilla:so he does'nt get geriatricised.:gerg:around some of us.:black_eye: ....................Not mentioning my own name of course.:no no:


Not BigPete's:no no:


Not Decca's:no no:


Not The Locksmith:no no:


Undecided about The Captain:question:


:confused: Ian 088_censored.gif.2b71e8da9d295ba8f94b998d0f2420b4.gif for fear of being banned.:black_eye:


Kind regards





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I thought I was wrong once, but It was just a mistake.

"So folks, it's now official and straight from the horses mouth, so to speak.


Even the brightest stars:star: can sometimes stuff-up and get things wrong"


I admire that quality, as I so often do it myself:big_grin:







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Planey, those that make no mistakes, are the same ones that do nothing........ 021_nod.gif.30c66a33e1ed960b5b5d3fc7b345b58d.gif


"I just read a down-to-earth story."


"What was it about?"


"A parachute jumper."





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