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..... our fries cooked over chip power and that would mean that the ladies (sic) of the FFULA could then spend more time on their .......

..... I note that you describe them as "chip guns". They aren't spud guns are they, as I used to have one of those when I grew up in poverty (we couldn't afford the spuds to use with it) in the foul and dirty streets of Balmain (the NSW equivalent of Moorabbin, except in Balmain they collect the garbage). CT was ready for the question and stated, with considerable confidence, that .......

...... became the biggest black-market firearms dealer this side of Karachi, and he adopted an Arabic accent just to make himself sound more enigmatic. (He was in touch with Dept of Defence to supply arms to the ADF, in what is a repeat of the Khemlani scandal). "Where are your womens" (which proves just what a CT he really is) was his stock-in-trade saying, and "Do you want to .......

thought to himself "Normally at the likes of Seaworld you'd have to pay a premium for the equivalent of a MIAWM ride, and here I am doing it for free, save that I am getting closer to the ground (avref) in a flat spin (avref), which is not good for a Thruster ............ so what was it they taught me last century at Turbine Flight(y) Schools? Is it ailerons 1st or rudder 1st and full power or no power (or seizure power). "Of well" he thought "Time to make a decision and stick the ........

...... he was about the reduce throttle to that critical point where the Blue Heads are prone to either a cold seize or a hot seize (known by all Blue Head owners as a "who fxxx'n knows seize", which has been known to cause a seizure in older AUF folks if over tiger country). So when the blast hit, he just assumed that he had locked it up again. But then he smelt the occasionally well-known stench of DG, assumed that CT's doings had sent the treatment plant anaerobic again, however then he copped a load of ........

...... the terrible, CT excreta based, putrid pollution that would occur in the 5 pristine streams if Tubb should get his calculations wrong. "Perhaps I should just sacrifice myself instead of taking such environmental risks" said Turbo, then realizing that nobody had heard him, he adopted his usual attitude, and said "No, XXXX it, and the horse it rode in on, I'll just .......

..... and said "These Anglos all look the same to me, eh Bro?" "Yeah Cuz" his talkative mate said "And we need 40 more cards to make the set. Why are these guys are as white as ......

..... CT with his pea-rifle and a full platoon of his NES mates, led by bull in his backless hospital gown, which showed off what looks to have been a terrible injury & scar between his buttocks, and a .....

..... and besides, the Mafia Burial Parties always shot back .......... hence the quantity of brass and lead which justified the existence of the DGL&BMC (It was the BMC part that had the sideline of restoring the Morry Minors that CT so often promotes in his posts). Lord (+ his equivalent on earth, Turbo) knows that there is plenty of water to allow efficient lead and brass beneficiation, as supplied from the 5 convergent streams to power and recover the vast quantity of metals in the DGL&BMC process plant. The Ground Staff at DG International were starting to enjoy dodging the shrapnel and were .....

"I feel that I must defend the great British war machine" said Ratty's great grandpa, who was a General in the 1st War "As it was all quite logical, and the Rooster connection is why the act of loading a weapon was called "to Cock" it. We always found the terms those Americans used, like "locked and loaded" to be a little crass & overly descriptive of what is, after all, a fairly simple task."

..... reached forward and pulled the cocking lever on WW I vintage machine gun & .....

...... t*#d in a punchbowl, which is a very apt description because of the CT's ......

..... OET and his Bunny Slippers completed their 1st successful big gold heist, which .....

.... full of Perth Mint's finest, even though the PM's bullion has lately been proven to be below par, after Onesie (the Dick Turpin of the West) found a way of skimming 5% off the side of every bar that the PM (mintref not alboref) produced. OT snuck the sparkly stuff out by hiding it in his .....

..... after all, that is what every older pilot is concentrating on doing. It is little known that older aviators (and aviatrixes ....... as the sheilas are as bad as the blokes) comprise a substantial concentration of the world's gold reserves, but they are also paranoid, so they always take the bullion with them, and stashes of gold are one of the major issues as identified by CASA and the NTSB for Weight & Balance being buggered up during ramp checks ...... and the ........

... took a leaf out of modern culture and said "You shouldn't be making a Zero (or anything else) "do anything" in these modern times. You have to determine its sexuality, ask its permission, take it out to dinner, then without any hint of suggestion allow the Zero to decide what it will do". This approach was tried, but started to cause problems in aero clubs, where .......

...... rast Zelo in the world and would soon be a corrector's item." On this news leaking out, a bidding war erupted between One Armed Charlie, (who valued it highly and wanted to make an ultraistic gesture to the WA aviation community by exhibiting the aircraft for a children's charity, plus to fly occasional demonstration flights for the Starlink Foundation, culminating in a strafing of the western wall of the Swan Brewery) and Turdboy (who petulantly & aggressively just didn't want anyone else to have it). OET fell over again once he let go of the wall, then decided to break this deadlock by .......

..... he strapped himself in (avref) and rubbed his ........

....... because he doesn't have high cheekbones like Pocohontas. But Bruce, who is already so famous that he has a highway named after him, thought that .......

..... was seen by the music industry (Turbine International Music Publishing had a real problem categorizing him) to be an enigma wrapped in a quandary enshrouded by a conundrum surrounded by a mystery. "There has to be a good song in all that" said Bruce and I bet Bob D could make a beauty of that, but my enigmatic presence will only ..........

....... not make the connection when he naturally played his Fender Stratocaster left-handed and told his lady friend to "Loov, loov me do". So could Nobu Bruce be the love child of Paul and Yoko .......... from a one time tryst in a yellow soobmarine, yeah? "Not a chance" he replied "As my mum - She loves me yeah, yeah, yeah .... and she is not ...........

...... 130 kph without goggles, on my dad's short-track bike, which was powered by a 500 JAP engine ........... hence the name." The NES was stunned. "My real name is Bruce McCartney" said Nobu, "I have redish hair, and I am the fruit of the loins of .........

"Ohhhhhhhhhh, don't you wolly about that Onetlack" leplied Nobu as he bowed deeply with lespect, using a mixture of Jo and Nobu-speak. This made bull plick up his ears, being a Bone boy from the Jo/peanut muncher era (and he fancied Flo for a while too {passionate lovemaking and pumpkin scones have always been bull's weakness, hence the nighttime visits to the coffee lady}).

.... TANBoBoS (The All Nippon Bouncing Bomb Society) who leckon they invented it first & they think I have brabbed, however I can easily prove that this was in the pubric domain, because we used these items up the Yangtze when we attacked ......

......... I gave a speach at the Smithsonian on the plincipals of the Bouncing Bomb, specificary deveroped by Kawasaki Heavy Industlies after a few of their engineers had too much saki, and clied Kawa.......