.....as OT pointed out the ripper tyne was made of PLASTIC! "Those XXXX'ing Chinese are at it again!!", he exclaimed. "I've had enough of this Chinese trickery!" - and he reached for his phone and dialled up a number in his phone contacts.
"Herro!" said a Chinese voice, and OT replied, "Hello, Xi, you tricky old bxxxxxd!! What are you up to now, besides ripping off Westerners with your cheap imitation manufactured products!!
I mean to say, it's bad enough packaging your ripper tynes as genuine Cat parts, and even painting them the exact correct colour, and even using the same part numbers! - but to make them out of PLASTIC, is just straining our friendship waay too much!!"
"Lissen, OT, you old bxxxxxd!! (Note to NES readers - OT and Xi were mates from way back, ever since they did a big mining JV, based in Hong Kong, and extracting rare earth minerals out of Mongolia), you better stop spouting lubbish on that Leck Flying forum, telling everyone about our chleap and nasty Chinese products! This is not good for our countries relationships, you might cause a diplomatic rift! - and maybe you could even spend some time inside one of our fine le-education camps, until you see the Chinese point of view!!"
OT swallowed hard. XI wasn't to be trifled with, OT remembered what happened to the people who opposed the mining operations, they were all rounded up at the protest, by some tough-looking Chinese all dressed in black, and the protestors weren't seen again.
"It's O.K.", said OT, trying to smooth things over. "We just have a few little problems here with some of your products, and you just have to make sure you jail a few more of your corrupt managers!"
"Ahh-Ha!", said XI, "Jail!! - Yes, I like the sound of that word, especially when it comes to dealing with recalcitrants who don't follow Chinese point of view!! By the way, speaking of recalcitrants, how's that Turbo XXXX doing? The last time I heard from him, he was trying to crack into Chinese cat farming, but I soon cut the............