PA. Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Halfway through my shift at the photo shop yesterday, a guy came in to pick up some photos of his naked wife. Naturally, I'd had a little peek at them, so as I handed them over. I asked "Would you like the negatives?" "Yes please," he said sheepishly. I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy t**s, a fat a**e and she should seriously think about giving herself a good trim!!.. 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Loved it spacesailor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Good joke, I'm imagining all these Gen Z people saying "I don't get it..." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 That was a Kodak Moment :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rankamateur Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 Doesn't leave a lot to be positives, does it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted May 9, 2015 Share Posted May 9, 2015 That was a Kodak Moment :-) more like a Kodiak moment, judging by the trim needed... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I asked "Would you like the negatives?" "Yes please," he said sheepishly. I said, "Ok then. Your wife's got saggy t**s, a fat a**e and she should seriously think about giving herself a good trim!!.. That's a daguerreotype of thing to say. OME 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 smooth, OME.... smooth... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 I used to be a miserable bugger when I developed and processed black and white photos, but when I took up colour slides I managed to get rid of all the negatives. Colourful Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 But that was after you had developed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted May 10, 2015 Share Posted May 10, 2015 Bloke I used to work with took a redundancy and opened his own photo shop. Apparently not long after he started, an attractive lady dropped off some rolls of film and said "Be careful with those, there's some pictures of my shaved pussy!" and gave him a wink. Unsurprisingly he eagerly developed them and much to his disappointment found that it was the other meaning of the word... her cat had needed an operation and was indeed shaved. Some women are too tricky. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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