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Deskpilot

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  1. I don't think this is allowed now-a-days. Enjoy. http://www.chonday.com/Videos/rofdechoper2
  2. Close call, but them's the risks. http://www.videofantastica.com/view_video/146553/
  3. Brilliantly told FM, was with you all the way. Watch out for that scarf tangling around the rudder.
  4. Asked why she wasn't going in the new terminal, the answer was that she too fragile to move. Now-a-days, she gets very few visitors as she sits in a spacial hangar in the middle of the long stay car-park. Bloody shame I calls it. Seen the Red Devil but she too, is bypassed by too many un-informed people.
  5. On his right hip but he's left handed. Suppose he could be ambidextrous. Watch worn on right wrist even more confusing.
  6. Ever thought of water skiing behind a Drifter or similar aircraft.
  7. Very nice, love the choice of music too.
  8. Obviously not flown an LSA55 Jabiru has he.
  9. If only they'd have known how language and meaning would change in the future.
  10. She'll be right mate, I hope!
  11. OOOO! Talking from experience Nev
  12. 35 - If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work? Yes, but there'd be no beam.
  13. T'was so long ago I can't remember it.
  14. Don't know if this is and unfinished prototype or what but the pilot is in the right-hand seat. Long video but enjoyable. Presenting the Sigma 4P
  15. If she's on her hands and knees, it still isn't going to work is it?
  16. But it sometimes give me the shits.
  17. from what I've seen, that's what sets them apart.
  18. With the exception of the low flying, this instructional video may be old, but it's still relevant. Enjoy. PS, aircraft is a Mosquito (I think)
  19. THIS IS AN ACTUAL CUSTOMER REVIEW FROM A MAN ON AMAZON.CO.UK AFTER USING VEET HAIR REMOVAL CREAM FOR MEN. After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly Rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly successful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit if a treat. I ordered it well in advance and working in the North Sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...Oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn’t have long to wait. At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling not to bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel off in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen, by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, toe the lid off and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing returned. Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn’t managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the draw for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon. I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so. I took a handful of them and an tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found its way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running its engines behind me. This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before. Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering “ooooohhh that feels good” Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn’t heard her come in it caused an involuntary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout fired against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn’t the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn’t improve my status…so to sum it up, VEET removes hair, dignity and self-respect ~
  20. Well done Steve. Patience pays off.
  21. Nah, this is talent (sound on loud) http://www.wimp.com/streetguitarist/
  22. What do you make of this, guys. http://ukga.com/news/view?contentId=33334 How would something similar affect us. Just asking.
  23. OK, nice vid but............... he's in the right hand seat so he's used to being an instructor who knows what he's doing but.............did you see a seat belt anywhere? I didn't.
  24. Facetmobile may well be easier to build than a DD2
  25. I spoke to John Dyke about the Stingray and he informed me that he helped L.J.B. with it's design but said it was ultimately far too heavy even though it cruised at about 150knots. JD refused to help me with my version. LJB eventually out grew the cockpit , hence it being in his local museum. I can't remember what construction method he used but have a feeling it was wood.
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