Peeing at altitude

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For men, women and children

 

 

[planedriver]

Just don't expect her to use plastic shopping bags, then dispose of it through the canopy side vent, because it dosen't work too well.

 

I witnessed the results years ago, and the following day the aircraft smelt like an old pub dunny.

 

 

[fly_tornado]

In space, women use little vacuums. Maybe you can rig up something?

 

 

[PA.]

In space, women use little vacuums. Maybe you can rig up something?

That would suck.

 

 

[Bandit12]

Self catheterisation should do it! Can you imagine that as part of the pax briefing.

 

"Today we are going to be flying for quite some time. In your seat pocket you will find equipment and directions for safe and hygienic toileting. I would like to remind you that is an offence to smoke anywhere in the aircraft, including while toileting."

 

 

[rgmwa]

Self catheterisation should do it! Can you imagine that as part of the pax briefing."Today we are going to be flying for quite some time. In your seat pocket you will find equipment and directions for safe and hygienic toileting. I would like to remind you that is an offence to smoke anywhere in the aircraft, including while toileting."

... and please turn off your mobile device as it may distract your attention.

 

rgmwa

 

 

[Zibi]

This topic reminds me of the old fighter pilot vs transport pilot joke:

 

A couple of F-15's are escorting a C-130 Hercules, and their pilots are chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time. Talk comes ‘round to the relative merits of their respective aircraft. Of course the fighter pilots contend that their airplanes were better because of their superior speed, maneuverability, weaponry, and so forth, while the putting down the Herc’s deficiencies in these areas.

 

After taking this for a while, the C-130 pilot says, "Oh yeah? Well, I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, the fighter jocks challenge him to demonstrate.

 

"Just watch," comes the quick retort.

 

And so they watch. But all they see is that C-130 continuing to fly straight and level..

 

After several minutes the Herc pilot comes back on the air, saying "There! How was that?"

 

Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots reply, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"

 

And the Herc pilot replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then went back an took a leak."

 

 

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not sure if this will work but we will see

 

 

[Kyle Communications]

looks like a shewee in action..very funny too

 

 

[Russ]

Got a PM from fellow flyer, he's fixed the problem....

 

Removable seat cushion, then lift off section of seat base, bingo......potty beneath,with drain tube, says it works a treat....for her

 

 

[eightyknots]

Got a PM from fellow flyer, he's fixed the problem....Removable seat cushion, then lift off section of seat base, bingo......potty beneath,with drain tube, says it works a treat....for her

Could you get any pictures to show how this works?

 

 

[SDQDI]

You could rig up a slide in the floor under the seat, would certainly put a new meaning to long drop.

 

 

[DonRamsay]

Funny to see there have been over 900 viewings of this thread. Nothing like a bit of toilet humour to peak the interest.

 

I've got no suggestions for the ladies but I carry a gatorade bottle (wide neck) as an emergency but work on Andy's 2 hour leg principle. Don't want to boast but I did the flight from Heathrow to Singapore recently without leaving my seat but then I wasn't having to concentrate to hard on keeping the aircraft in the air.

 

Proper hydration really is vital. I used to ride motorcycles to their design limits and once or twice beyond (ouch!). We were told by the instructors that if your hydration drops your ability to concentrate drops 20% very quickly. At speed or altitude I cannot afford to drop 20% of the small capacity that I have.

 

 

[sfGnome]

The amusing aspect of using a soft plastic bottle comes later. The combination of the warm contents cooling and the altitude dropping from 7000 ft to sea level - it's only half the bottle it used to be!