Jaba-who Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 Not sure how good a pilot she is, but he once had a Robinson R44 chopper that sadly screwed him into the ground at Moorabbin Airport. He bought a previous missus a pink Bell Jet Ranger too. Don't know if he kept it when he traded her in or if he had parted with it earlier. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted July 22, 2014 Share Posted July 22, 2014 I am always surprised how you old guys manage to pull these young chicks "Money, and dubious sartorial elegance" As can be seen, you cans save lots if you buy clothes that don't even fit:private eyes:, and others that most people would only use to clean their paint-brushes on. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 22, 2014 Author Share Posted July 22, 2014 Quite common here for 40 - 60 year old blokes to up and dump their 40+ year old wives for a hot 25 year old, then some of them do it a second time (got a mega millionaire friend almost 60 who's got 3 Ex's about 10 years apart and now onto his 4th) the amount of smoking hot 35+ year olds here unattached is very tempting indeed. Hey Bex, I passed on the above information to a mate at work today. He split up with his girlfriend in Thailand (yes he assures me she was a she) recently and has been considering which country to try next - he has a thing for the Asian ladies. So there you go, just goes to show the advice you give on Rec Flying sometimes really can make a difference to someone... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff13 Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 See on the news today that she has ditched him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 23, 2014 Share Posted July 23, 2014 He split up with his girlfriend in Thailand (yes he assures me she was a she) I was riding the train in Thailand recently and a real smoking hottie sat right next to me up close. I thought to myself "Don't get an erection, don't get an erection .." - too late, she did. Hey Bex, I passed on the above information to a mate at work today. Don't get me wrong, there's some good ones and a good choice here, but I'd be looking at Taiwan or Japan to be honest, much quieter, more subservient and sexually aware. Also more likely to have some English. "Starfishes" are quite common here. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaba-who Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Bex wrote " Starfishes" are quite common here." OK I'll bite! Despite seeing myself as a man of the world that's one I'm not familiar with. What's a starfish - in this context I mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Bex wrote " Starfishes" are quite common here." OK I'll bite! Despite seeing myself as a man of the world that's one I'm not familiar with. What's a starfish - in this context I mean Another thing we have both learned today. http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=starfish Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 See on the news today that she has ditched him. she's waiting for a mature gentleman Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DonRamsay Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 Where's the PC police when you need them. Some very funny stuff - cracked me up completely. Didn't know you blokes were so clever. I do have a mate who's been married three times and none of his wives were over 21 at the time. Got to admire his endurance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geoff13 Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 No if he had endurance he would have been able to keep the first one happy. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 24, 2014 Share Posted July 24, 2014 OK I'll bite! That generally helps, livens them up a bit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest john Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 He bought a previous missus a pink Bell Jet Ranger too. Don't know if he kept it when he traded her in or if he had parted with it earlier. I have a mate who is now in his 80's. He has brought his 1st marital home 3 times now as a result of divorces & separations. He now lives on his own still in his 1st marital home, & still thinks he is a teenager. He has learnt the hard way that it is much cheaper to ring up "Dial a Date" every now & then & have a young attractive female escort call on him to provide entertainment & pleasure. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 I have a mate who is now in his 80's. He has brought his 1st marital home 3 times now as a result of divorces & separations.He now lives on his own still in his 1st marital home, & still thinks he is a teenager. He has learnt the hard way that it is much cheaper to ring up "Dial a Date" every now & then & have a young attractive female escort call on him to provide entertainment & pleasure. The 3 F's come to mind. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 25, 2014 Author Share Posted July 25, 2014 Yep, in my opinion, marrying ONLY for sex is like buying a stud bull for steak. It's expensive, it can do so much more, and for the times you need it, why not hire one or just borrow the neighbour's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 who's going to pay $1500 an hour to stack a dishwasher? Whatever turns you on !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bikky Posted July 25, 2014 Share Posted July 25, 2014 Don't bother with marriage. Save some time. Go out, find someone you hate and buy them a house. Hope my wife doesn't read this! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 Whatever turns you on !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 26, 2014 Share Posted July 26, 2014 I'm in love! /\ /\ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 26, 2014 Author Share Posted July 26, 2014 Yeah, but her technique looks awful. She'll never get the creases out like that. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Don't worry, she'll take you to the cleaners. Gabi still looking for a mature gent 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 In other gold digger news, you get change from a $20 with your next Viagra purchase! http://www.brisbanetimes.com.au/national/health/viagra-price-drop-to-boost-sales-20140724-zwa6l.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 Yeah, but her technique looks awful. She'll never get the creases out like that. I didn't notice the ironing board until you mentioned the creases. Lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 In other gold digger news, you get change from a $20 with your next Viagra purchase! Oh how generous of them. You can buy a bottle of 10 here here for $12 - retail. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fly_tornado Posted July 27, 2014 Share Posted July 27, 2014 but thats not real viagra, home brew based around meth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted July 27, 2014 Author Share Posted July 27, 2014 Oh how generous of them.You can buy a bottle of 10 here here for $12 - retail. And you know this because... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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