Captain Posted June 1, 2014 Share Posted June 1, 2014 ......... it will sell like hot-cross buns in Mecca during Ramadan, when ............ "Well, that's nice, isn't it?" questioned Ramsey Usef bin Liner "All we do is fly (AvRef) a couple of planes (AvRef) into a couple of buildings and you all whinge like stuck pigs, but then you strike back by insulting us with Ratso's hot-cross bun reference, because as you and we well know, those crosses on those hotties are the crosses of the Knights Templar of which St Madge of the rampant Mallard is a member (Mont Perrier Chapter). And we have never been so insulted (yet aroused) by the photos of Turbo in a Templar uniform that have been dropped all over the middle east from B52's. Many of our blokes looked at that and ended up with a tent in their Kaftan. Just look at the one of Turbo below and tell me if that is not offensive and ............... TURBO AT HIS JOINT AT BANGE-IT-HOLME. "And then there is this picy of the Mount Perrier Mountie (see the one below that I keep in my wallet) that was dropped from a flight of Thrusters all around the mountains of Afganistan where many of our cells have been without womenz for years. The boys went crazy when they saw it, dropped their AK's, even had a tub, and then headed for Townsville (via Indonesia and Xmas Island so they can't wait to be defended by that Greens darling with the cat's eyes & the double barrelled name ...... and I don't mean that candidate for the next Miss Australia quest, Lee Rhiannon, either)" added Ramsey. ST MADGE ALL BLACKED UP AND READY FOR THE NEXT BOARD VIDEO HOOK-UP (OR THE UPCOMING MT PERRIER B&S BBQ). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 ....but even Nana knew that St Madge would fail Any self respecting builder knew not to use round head rivets (especially near the buttocks area (tailplane ref)) as it increased wind turbulence and created strange vortexes across the..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 No No bryony.....You think that we are like in aviation thinking about drag reduction......that is definitely not the case here, in fact Madge was trying to increase his "drag" factor significantly, why just look at that round chrome device for urinal assistance with no hands required, because they would be busy elsewhere, and as a war protection device how mad is it that the "uniform" has crosses on it for almost every vulnerable part (except the family jewels it seems.....perhaps it was specially made for Madge?) . Hit him on a cross anywhere and Madge will be reduced to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 No No bryony..... . Hit him on a cross anywhere and Madge will be reduced to........ ..... being just your average bog-standard Deity wearing a bondage outfit, which makes him eligible for ..... My aunt is out in the jardin wondering why nobody had commented on the photo of Turbo in post # 9101 and his gigantic .............. ...................... ....................... .......................... ....................... hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bandit12 Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 ..... being just your average bog-standard Deity wearing a bondage outfit, which makes him eligible for ..... My aunt is out in the jardin wondering why nobody had commented on the photo of Turbo in post # 9101 and his gigantic .............. ...................... ....................... .......................... ....................... hands. ....the role of El Presidente in the upcoming election (***at this Byron giggled, thinking to himself that it sounded like "erection"***). "I'll stand for the common man" exclaimed Madge, hitching his skirts up and stepping out of the wreckage of his........ Il'Bandito thinks he may know the answer to Aunt Rattie's question, but is unsure that it is appropriate for family viewing...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 .... "I'll stand for the common man" exclaimed Madge, hitching his skirts up and stepping out of the wreckage of his ...... ....... reputation, which has been destroyed by the NES in the eyes of the establishment, but enhanced out of sight in the opinion of the deviant counterculture that is the FlyBoys and FlyGirls of WreckFlying and RA-Oz. St Madge was amazed that the latest Gallop* Poll* indicates that his primary vote in F'n Q has tripled and he has also been called by Clive P to see if Madge will agree to be the next Pauline Hanson of Ozzie Politics, dye his hair red, bash a couple of soft targets (Turbo and Salty come to mind) and stand for the Palmjob Party under the slogan ................... ** For reasons of copyright, Wreck Flying wishes to clarify that the "Gallop Poll" referred to by Ratface was a poll taken by 2 pissed punters at the Ingham Trots last Saturday night, and does not relate in any way to the well known Gallup professional pollsters. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 ....... reputation, which has been destroyed by the NES in the eyes of the establishment, but enhanced out of sight in the opinion of the deviant counterculture that is the FlyBoys and FlyGirls of WreckFlying and RA-Oz. St Madge was amazed that the latest Gallop* Poll* indicates that his primary vote in F'n Q has tripled and he has also been called by Clive P to see if Madge will agree to be the next Pauline Hanson of Ozzie Politics, dye his hair red, bash a couple of soft targets (Turbo and Salty come to mind) and stand for the Palmjob Party under the slogan ................... ** For reasons of copyright, Wreck Flying wishes to clarify that the "Gallop Poll" referred to by Ratface was a poll taken by 2 pissed punters at the Ingham Trots last Saturday night, and does not relate in any way to the well known Gallup professional pollsters. "free aeroplanes for right-minded people"; though Madge did wonder why aeroplanes need to be freed. A shadow fell across the landscape... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 A shadow fell across the landscape... .......... when Clive Handjob strode into view and blocked out the sun ............... and most of the scenery. Then St Madge of the blessed Observatory noticed a shaft of light shining onto the ground below Clive. "Geeeeeez" said St Madge, eh "I've heard of that before but never really believed it could happen for real, eh. That sun is shining out of his ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 .......... when Clive Handjob strode into view and blocked out the sun ............... and most of the scenery. Then St Madge of the blessed Observatory noticed a shaft of light shining onto the ground below Clive. "Geeeeeez" said St Madge, eh "I've heard of that before but never really believed it could happen for real, eh. That sun is shining out of his ................... suppository of all wisdom!" St Madge fell to his knees, then remembered he was a saint, and started to rise. "Down, dog!" roared a passing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 suppository of all wisdom!" St Madge fell to his knees, then remembered he was a saint, and started to rise. "Down, dog!" roared a passing... ........... busload of hippies from a commune located on a crown reserve in the foothills behind Coughs Harbour, who were heading north to protest, and sang out with that bloody boring & tiresome chant and counter-chant ..... "What do we want? ............ Free the aeroplanes. Who do we want it for? ........ Right handed people. When do we want it? .................. Not sure yet so we need a little further guidance & practice, but ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 .....and they paused in amazement as they looked out the window and saw the blessed vision of St Madge the Silent. "He's rising!" one of the hippie groupies said "He's got no................................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 .....and they paused in amazement as they looked out the window and saw the blessed vision of St Madge the Silent."He's rising!" one of the hippie groupies said "He's got no................................." ...booobles" squealed one of the younger female hanger-onners (Klingons-avref) "If he has no boobles" said one of the hippies, "why is his voice....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "............so melodious?" "That's because I've got him by the..........................................." but there was a choking sound as Endo was quickly silenced by Epau, and .... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "............so melodious?""That's because I've got him by the..........................................." but there was a choking sound as Endo was quickly silenced by Epau, and .... ..... he added "We tried that before back in 1962 (when I was a young and dashing risk taker known as The Evil Weevil of the South Island ... just see my website) and it didn't work then so we shouldn't have anything to do with it now. Just do nothing is the best plan for the next 20 years and re-adopt the old "Secrecy-is-the-best Policy" Policy as we could run a real enjoyable RA-Oz if it wasn't for all those bloody members who get in the way, but aren't really all that important after they pay their fees each year." The Blessed Madge (who certainly couldn't claim to be a Virgin, although he is verge'n on middle age) continued to rise silently, turned to the masses and decreed ".................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "you can eat %$#@#$% cake!" which shocked....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 "you can eat %$#@#$% cake!" which shocked....... ..... both El Bandito and Brine, both of whom didn't like cane-toad cake. For it tastes like one of Andy's used hats and it is no wonder that Wreck Flying computer software %$#%%'d it out. "That is why we live in southern climes" they both said "But we do like .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 ..... both El Bandito and Brine, both of whom didn't like cane-toad cake. For it tastes like one of Andy's used hats and it is no wonder that Wreck Flying computer software %$#%%'d it out. "That is why we live in southern climes" they both said "But we do like .................. ...our members, though not in a bun, because... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 ...our members, though not in a bun, because... .......... Turbo looks so much more desirable (and young) with his hair down ..... but then again .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 ... after seeing Captain's photo he has just made an appointment with a specialist to have some lumps removed from his chest. "They are about as useless as a sore arse on a boundary rider" he said, but Madge................ What's wrong with ass? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ... after seeing Captain's photo he has just made an appointment with a specialist to have some lumps removed from his chest."They are about as useless as a sore **** on a boundary rider" he said, but Madge................ ....... had first dibs on those lumps and had arranged to loosen Turbo up with cheap wine and shallow compliments down in Lygon St on Saturday night, after which St Madge the Defiler had made a booking in a 5 star joint in the names of ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ....Mario Condobolin and Magic Montpelier. Magic was immediately seen as a plant by the Underbelly gang, and ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ....Mario Condobolin and Magic Montpelier.Magic was immediately seen as a plant by the Underbelly gang, and ...... .... taken to task by Turbo " Mad Tony" Mockbell-Williams. "Listen up St Madge-ic. If youze don't start make'n your payments and putting out for ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ".....the sherry at the meetins and gettn our coffee and keepn quiet like we say, youze are gunna be sleepn peacefully beneath the waves by 2 am, and what's more yer little mate with the Sergeant Pepper's Band gold brain on his shoulders will be used for a................................" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob Llewellyn Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ".....the sherry at the meetins and gettn our coffee and keepn quiet like we say, youze are gunna be sleepn peacefully beneath the waves by 2 am, and what's more yer little mate with the Sergeant Pepper's Band gold brain on his shoulders will be used for a................................" ...Uurgh!" he said, as he slumped to the carpet. "You owe me money" growled Rattus at the semi-conscious Mockbell-Williams slumped to the floor. "Eeeek" squealed Nana, "a Rat! Oh, it's you...". A series of shocks shook the hotel, and madge grabbed Nana and tried to take shelter under the coffee table. Ratty leaped to the window, and said "It's just Clive Handjob running towards a banana split!". At that very moment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 ...Uurgh!" he said, as he slumped to the carpet. "You owe me money" growled Rattus at the semi-conscious Mockbell-Williams slumped to the floor. "Eeeek" squealed Nana, "a Rat! Oh, it's you...". A series of shocks shook the hotel, and madge grabbed Nana and tried to take shelter under the coffee table. Ratty leaped to the window, and said "It's just Clive Handjob running towards a banana split!". At that very moment... Jelly belly Clive Handjob tripped over a bar stool as he reached for his banana split and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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