Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 "Mr Frinder Sfriar, first you put up money, like Chinee takeaway, Rec frying Shirt wun tousand dullar" said Wun Yen FlindersFlyer flew forwards... ...frantically flapping his feathered ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...frantically flapping his feathered ........... ........... flippered feet in a pool of urine .... (he was unaccustomed to the ways of modern ........) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...frantically flapping his feathered ........... ...fur coat. "You want HOW much?" he asked "Wun Tao Buc" said Wun Yen realising he had a South Australian here and cursing under his breath he hadn't asked for five grand. "Ok, tell you what I do deal for niiiiine hunret, no less. It no problem you just catch bus (cost Two tousand Yuan sorry buc, go down to Shanghai money tree, come back, you sweet maaaate" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ........... flippered feet in a pool of urine .... (he was unaccustomed to the ways of modern ........) ......medicine where urine had been replaced by salted water. Plus, he had just piddled his pants....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ......medicine where urine had been replaced by salted water. Plus, he had just piddled his pants....... .. which is understandable, since he hadn't removed them for 3 days, the weather was cold and he enjoyed that nice warm feeling one gets when .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 .. which is understandable, since he had removed them for 3 days, the weather was cold and he enjoyed that nice warm feeling one gets when .......... cuddled up next to Mavis like wot Ahrocksoff does (this makes the bangerhome resident and Elratto very jealous) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...fur coat. "You want HOW much?" he asked "Wun Tao Buc" said Wun Yen realising he had a South Australian here and cursing under his breath he hadn't asked for five grand. "Ok, tell you what I do deal for niiiiine hunret, no less. It no problem you just catch bus (cost Two tousand Yuan sorry buc, go down to Shanghai money tree, come back, you sweet maaaate" "Hey, that money tree ain't real buddy, so don't come the raw prawn with me". said FrindersFrier. "And don't call meeeeee sweetmeat!" " Hmm! Talking of raw prawns, I wonder if that Chinese restaurant serves ............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 "Law? , LAW, LAW!!!!" we not serve anything law", said Mun Ching Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 "Law? , LAW, LAW!!!!" we not serve anything law", said Mun Ching "Is against the raw to serve anything law" chimed in Mun Ching Missus whilst she was trying to stuff a peking duck (NTTIAWWT) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 "Is against the raw to serve anything law" chimed in Mun Ching Missus whilst she was trying to stuff a peking duck (NTTIAWWT) ... into her kimono and skip the westyourant. Suddenly another loud meow was heard in .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...her other slipper... [Feet bee warm] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...her other slipper... [Feet bee warm] She removed her slipper only to find a cute little bush bee. Well not so cute really. She flicked it out on the pavement and stomped .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped, and stomped... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 Her name was really Stom Ping Mor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunlopdangler Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 who once appeared on "so ru fink u can rance" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 who once appeared on "so ru fink u can rance" ...wearing nothing but a possum skin thong and ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 ...wearing nothing but a possum skin thong and ......... doing a thing thong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 doing a thing thong... called I wish I waas....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 called I wish I waas....... ...a Wok in Guandong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 5, 2011 Share Posted June 5, 2011 There was a rustle in the shrubbery Emperor Wun Fat Rat was approaching...... "What's that terrible smell" ["dog dun pu ee?"] he asked, grinding his teeth "Is there a problem?" ["wat wong nao]" called the Chief Servant Ah Soskin ee, rushing in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 There was a rustle in the shrubbery Emperor Wun Fat Rat was approaching...... "What's that terrible smell" ["dog dun pu ee?"] he asked, grinding his teeth "Is there a problem?" ["wat wong nao]" called the Chief Servant Ah Soskin ee, rushing in. Rustle came out of the shrubbery, raced up a tree and tried to leaf. 20ft up he realised he had nowhere to go except into the air. With that in mind he made an almighty ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 Rustle came out of the shrubbery, raced up a tree and tried to leaf. 20ft up he realised he had nowhere to go except into the air. With that in mind he made an almighty ... ...snap roll, wing hung and sate'd out of sight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 ...snap roll, wing hung and sate'd out of sight. "I like satay chicken" said Mavis "I rike special fri ri" chimed in Norbu "Rats" exclaimed Nana, "everything I like is ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted June 7, 2011 Share Posted June 7, 2011 "I like satay chicken" said Mavis "I rike special fri ri" chimed in Norbu "Rats" exclaimed Nana, "everything I like is ............ "off the menu" "You call?" asked the restaurant owner Wun Fat Rat, who'd moved up from Wagga Wagga where his only item on the menu was chops Seeing the problem Wun Fat Rat said "Why not try 'fish in season?' "What's the fish? asked Nana rather warily "Gobi Cod" replied Wun Fat Rat scratching his lower extremities "That sounds nice", said Nana, "I'll have Gobi Cod then" Wun Fat Rat waddled out, then came back in looking all apologetic "Have no Cods" he said Nana looked down, but then realised what he meant. "But it's the fish in season" said Nana "Yes, fish of season, but very hard to catch, no water in Gobi desert" said Wun Fat Rat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flindersflyer Posted June 8, 2011 Share Posted June 8, 2011 "off the menu""You call?" asked the restaurant owner Wun Fat Rat, who'd moved up from Wagga Wagga where his only item on the menu was chops Seeing the problem Wun Fat Rat said "Why not try 'fish in season?' "What's the fish? asked Nana rather warily "Gobi Cod" replied Wun Fat Rat scratching his lower extremities "That sounds nice", said Nana, "I'll have Gobi Cod then" Wun Fat Rat waddled out, then came back in looking all apologetic "Have no Cods" he said Nana looked down, but then realised what he meant. "But it's the fish in season" said Nana "Yes, fish of season, but very hard to catch, no water in Gobi desert" said Wun Fat Rat. "Thats' Okay," replied Nana. "I have plenty of water in my .............." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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