Captain Posted January 29, 2023 Share Posted January 29, 2023 (edited) 3 hours ago, turboplanner said: CASA backed down and ......... ..... the JO Shortwing became a favourite amongst the Wish-Upon-a-Star croud. They were also a favourite for those that did not have a straight runway and had to build a strip around the side of a hill on the farm (I seem to recall a detailed technical treatise on the issues involved when this was discussed previously in the NES), where the JO shortwing would land itself on curved runways (but the curve has to be in the right direction ..... and that made runway operations a bit of a bugger when the wind changes to the opposite direction), until one of the WUaSc tried to put one down on ..... Edited January 29, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) ......Mount Desperation downwind, wrong way round and uphill over the moguls. This was discussed at length on the WF forum with over half the posters claiming the crash was caused by a weak nosewheel strut because everyone knows they are a probem. OT was the only one to point out the real issues but................... Edited January 30, 2023 by turboplanner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 ....his argument was ignored as "weak nosewheel" was a far more comprehensive discussion-builder than "one long wing". In the meantime, a cunning Chinese aircraft designer, Wun Hung Lo, intent on industrial espionage, joined the WF forum, and tried to glean important design information from the discussions. He took careful note with regard to ensuring maximum nosewheel strength, and promised himself to look up that strange word "shimmy" in the Chinese-Oz-ta-lian dictionary - but the words that really attracted his attention was "one long wing"! This was great news! An aircraft named "One Long Wing", would sell like crazy in China! - thanks to that fabulous-sounding Chinese name! All he would need to do is start up an aircraft manufacturing operation, name it "Golden Treasure of the Red East Aircraft Company", and start selling the "One Long Wing" model, and he would have it made! He'd become another Jack Ma, just on ultralight sales alone! But - he was yet to find out where this mysterious figure "bull" lived, and how to steal his "one long wing" plans. He thought about actually travelling to Tasmania - but when he did his research, he thought better of that plan, as it appeared Tasmania was full of Tigers and Devils, and there were also..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 .......sabre-toothed scrubcats, a species Turbo had invented to keep people from prying on the cat farms, of which there were now seven in Tasmania, with................... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 (edited) 15 minutes ago, turboplanner said: .......sabre-toothed scrubcats, a species Turbo had invented to keep people from prying on the cat farms, of which there were now seven in Tasmania, with................... .... that just being a tiny percentage of the international Turbine Cat Farms inventory. With a Chinese spy in our midsts, Cappy kept a legurar eye on the IPOs and NMEAs etc of who is where and what on Wreck Frying, just rike Eeeean used to do, and Clappy noticed that Wun seems to have settled here in the Never Ending Stoly. "I lead back fru all pages" Wun said "And boy there are a rot of pages. Do these particurar wliters ever sreep as I noticed that Turdboy (that funny name and I rike him arready) arways posts about earry morning pee time? But I arso noticed that many of the stoly terrers speak excerrent Chinese, and this is particurary noticebre in the rast hundled ...... Edited January 30, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 30, 2023 Share Posted January 30, 2023 .......pages. Turbo used his "FingerPrinter" app which whirred away for 6 days and the reported: CLASSIFIED: CC LANG UNSUB: WANK LOCATION: XIAN, CHINA COMPANY: INLAND HAPPY SPY CO PRODUCTS: MIG FLIGHTER AIRCLAFTS So he or she was employed by an aircraft builder, and it was likely the plans for the Electric Drifter could be copied, so it's important that readers of the NES do not talking to people about the ED, because before long there will be cheap clones will start 3 times then refuse to even look like starting, or the prop hub will fall off and the shaft will be an odd size which no available hubs match, or ......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) 5 hours ago, turboplanner said: Turbo used his "FingerPrinter" app which whirred away for 6 days Comment from Cappy - Isn't it amazing what 3D printing can do these days. Who would have thought that new fingers could be printed that way, even if it does take 6 days to make one, many finger amputees will be very thankful. But how do they attach it so that blood circulation can continue? Ohhhh ........ sorry ......., I just found the website of Turbine Prosthetics and Miscellaneous Other Bits Corp, so please ignore my initial question. Further comment re the final lines in Turbs' above post - Turdboy has obviously had an unfortunate experience with Chinese supplied parts. Just say'n. Edited January 31, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 .......the assembly instructions were provided by the East Is Red Turbine Translation Inc Company, and parts will no longer be available, as Hong Shen Lian Wen Company was now building the aircraft to a new and improved design, instead of the old construction ideas promoted by the Golden Treasure of the Red East Aircraft Company. Unfortunately for Turbo, he hadn't realised at this stage that his app had been produced by the Golden Treasure of the Red East Aircraft Company, and it contained tracking code (just like the Anom app), so the Chinese could follow Turbos discussions and planning, and even redirect his emails. So one morning, Turbo was very surprised to turn on his Apple Mac and receive a strange message that read, "Prease to advlise that new version of Erectic Dlifter now avairable! Prease crick on link below to find out more inflomation and to................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) 12 minutes ago, onetrack said: So one morning, Turbo was very surprised to turn on his Apple Mac and receive a strange message that read, "Prease to advlise that new version of Erectic Dlifter now avairable! Prease crick on link below to find out more inflomation and to......... ..... have rots of good ruck. Then the below would flash up on every page that Turbo opened every after (and for the rest of his days). "This is worse that out of spec nosewheel parts" Turbo said, before he rearized that he was ..... Edited January 31, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) 20 minutes ago, onetrack said: more inflomation and Note & Critical Health Warning - Did OT perhaps mean to type "inflammation" here? As if so, that could be bad news for the Turbine 3D finger printing business if Turbo has used substandard or 2nd hand material in his printer ..... which his track record would sometimes indicate he is prone to do (in the past he has sourced stuff cheap from Wuhan ........ court action pending). Edited January 31, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 ......50 buyin cledits on WeekWunWee.cn. Turbo realised this may be a solutionfor what happened to him, so he sent an order in to see what he would get. An immedoate Notice came back "Package sent" more features on upmarket model which have feeling............................he didn't wait and had placed his order and got back to working before the "Credit limit exceeded message flashed up. He was shocked............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 19 minutes ago, turboplanner said: He was shocked............... ...... also to learn that some deviant in Turbine Prosthetics and other Bits had taken the "other bits" notation seriously and had slipped an order in (sic) to print a larger XXXXX, and had obtained numerous orders on both the dark and light webs. Turbo was shocked (but then he was also impressed with the size of what was printed) and when he discussed this with his closest friend, Cappy replied "Well you would, wouldn't you?" and then Crappy added ".............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT9000 Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 ......in this instruction sheet for the start up process for the electric Drifter ; " please make the switch in the on position immediately otherwise death or serious injury may occur. Then follow the instruction for to make the start happen. This will cause motion of the attached propeller. Seat belt may help lessen injury consequence of movement. If machine fail to proceed as need start process over." ........ 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) 36 minutes ago, CT9000 said: ......in this instruction sheet for the start up process for the electric Drifter ; " please make the switch in the on position immediately otherwise death or serious injury may occur. Then follow the instruction for to make the start happen. This will cause motion of the attached propeller. Seat belt may help lessen injury consequence of movement. If machine fail to proceed as need start process over." ........ .... unless the propellor attachment flange (made by Bright Sunshine Flower Tiger Industries) has already departed the shaft (as supplied by Golden Lion Wishful Dragon Collective), as per Turbo's sad experience with poor chinese manufacturing tolerances stated some posts ago. The Make Start Process Over Try instluctions were identical to the 1st set and that caused all sorts of ....... Edited January 31, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Breaking news " Notice to all NESers, the famous and handsome aviator named Bull will be retiring from the NES for a short period to recover from a little bother with his ticker [moderate heart attack] and wishes all and sundry the best until further notice ! not satire ,it did happen saturday morning at 3 am bloody blood clot.cheers all......... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacesailor Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 I wish you well . spacesailor 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 All the best; look forward to seeing you back! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
onetrack Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 Gee, that's not good news, bull - but at least you're still with us! It's important you make a full recovery, as we need all the hands we can get on the NES, to keep it flying! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 8 hours ago, bull said: Breaking news " Notice to all NESers, the famous and handsome aviator named Bull will be retiring from the NES for a short period Very best wishes bull. We'll be thinking of you and rooting for you ............ and so will your thousands of NES fans. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 31, 2023 Share Posted January 31, 2023 (edited) 13 hours ago, bull said: Breaking news Well now ....... that has certainly put a dampener on the NES, plus has removed one character (albeit very temporarily we are sure) that we can't put XXXX on anymore, let alone continue to call his pride & joy a Jackoff. So what next? Edited January 31, 2023 by Captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 10 hours ago, Captain said: Very best wishes bull. We'll be thinking of you and rooting for you ............ and so will your thousands of NES fans. Thanks ,it scared the shit out of me, 3am asleep i was and suddenly had a mack truck on my chest [that what it felt like] Not something i want to do again i,ll tell ya. Cheers for the kind words all..... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bull Posted February 1, 2023 Share Posted February 1, 2023 6 hours ago, Captain said: Well now ....... that has certainly put a dampener on the NES, plus has removed one character (albeit very temporarily we are sure) that we can't put XXXX on anymore, let alone continue to call his pride & joy a Jackoff. So what next? Just for your notice , Bull has upgraded to a GT500 AND RETIRED THE JACKOFF so you,ll have to come up with another XXXname for it now ,,lol 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 (edited) 20 hours ago, bull said: GT500 So bull has bought a Cortina eh, and added wings (avref). He has even tried to add green bits to make it look like a Lotus. Could bull actually be Harry Firth incognito (as I no longer think bull is Chopper Reid hiding out), or is he ..... Edited February 2, 2023 by Captain 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 ...."The Peachcoloured Pimpernel"/ Turbo had found out about the history of the GT500 when he recovered an urgent flash signal from Langley where the above photo had been picked up shortly after it had been posted. bull was wanted by the FBI and CIA for for smuggling illegal tennis players into Mexico, and when it was discovered some of them smoked, and had been associated with CT, the Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms honcos had joined the chase. Don't tell anyone this, NES readers, because we don't want to get bull into any more strife like having his fingernails pulled out, but it's obvious from the above photo that a tennis player or two are already in the back of that GT, because as much as the bulky, muscular figure of bull is seen trying to hold the front end down, the nosewheel is high in the air, and ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CT9000 Posted February 2, 2023 Share Posted February 2, 2023 .......it does not matter any way because w&b charts do not exist for these aircraft, so loading is not an issue...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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