planedriver Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 "You can trust me, Darky" said Tomo. "Oh ........ that reminds me" answered Darky "You'll need to put your Trust Fund in my capable hands (they have taught her well)......... so bugger the Gazzzzellle and bring on a new Millllennniummmm." "Oh, woe is me" pined Tomo "I wish I had just gone to the Gyro nationals instead." "Now where is mum", he thought "As i haven't seen The Rat or Planey or Dickher, or worse still McSox-in-Jox and his fire hose are nowhere to be found, and everyone knows that HE can't be trusted if both hands aren't in sight. I hope that he hasn't opened the lock on mum's ......................... box, or I too could be chastised:black_eye:. McLocks felt offended by these remarks:pc strikes back:, and suspected that the lay preacher :pope:from Snake Valley might try to put one Paster, as Planeys probably over the hill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Not so retorted Planey, who was sometimes put to work, as the egg-timer is broken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 .......... box, or I too could be chastised:black_eye: ...... Tee Heeeeeeeeee. Good one. That is clever Planey ..... and it only took this dumb cheese-eater 20 minutes to work it out. ...bikkie barrel... Do you mean bikkie - as in Milk Arrow Root ......... or bikkie - as in Leather Clad Stud (with a R1200GSA and an M109R & a gold tooth)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted March 21, 2010 Share Posted March 21, 2010 Do you mean bikkie - as in Milk Arrow Root ......... or bikkie - as in Leather Clad Stud (with a R1200GSA and an M109R & a gold tooth)? I meant the TimTam kind but both work :big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Tomo thought to himself "O ,and felt :broken_heart:, how can I get out of this one" Darky has a car... and me a mechanic so I could easily get out of it. Tell you a trick... Pull the battery terminal off the battery, and put a slither of wet paper around the terminal, then put the terminal back on, and tighten up. Once the paper dries out, and your in the middle of the city...... :lol 8::lol 8: Teeeeeeeeheeeeeeeeee Cackled Ahlocks as the full force of the thought hit him.... ====== disclaimer: if any adverse affects result from this experiment, I'm am not taking any responsibility for your black eye... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 LockedJoxwithinSox was playing innocent , as he giggled over planey's :ha ha:egg timer reference. "Looks like it slipped past the spatially disoriented one :big_grin:, the cheese muncher AND the legal eaglet " he complimented planey, as he worked toward a reply that wouldn't end up with a three day holiday. Just as he thought of something that might get past , a hint of old leather and blue stilton wafted in on the breeze.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ...smelling a bit like blue moldy cheese...:yuk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ...smelling a bit like blue moldy cheese...:yuk: .... looking for a matriach to please? .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "Oh! pick me! pickme!!" called Old Elsie :heart::spruce_up::heart:, chief scone maker from the Temora CWA refreshment tent. "There's no customers here :Disappointed: as they're all over quaffing free hotties at the wreckflying stand and I do love :killen: a rugged type who knows his fancy bungholes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "Oh! pick me! pickme!!" called Old Elsie :heart::spruce_up::heart:, chief scone maker from the Temora CWA refreshment tent. "There's no customers here :Disappointed: as they're all over quaffing free hotties at the wreckflying stand and I do love :killen: a rugged type who knows his fancy bungholes.... "G'day Els" whispered The Rodent (glint, glint). "Howdee Rattso ... would you like a bit of Cheesecake?" "This is your lucky day, Els, my dear, ........................................... as I am pimping for the Socked-one and also for Planey and Decks, so you have a choice of ........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ... no class:na na:, some class :juggle:and top of the class :ilmostro: . Elsie swooned to the Rattus' charm. :heart: (Well, we think she swooned , but she may have just been a bit light headed from the dubin and stilton fumes. :ne_nau:) "Oh deary me! Rattus," she exhaled :face and heart:. "Do you think you could introduce me too"..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "G'day Els" whispered The Rodent (glint, glint). "Howdee Rattso ... would you like a bit of Cheesecake?" "This is your lucky day, Els, my dear, ........................................... as I am pimping for the Socked-one and also for Planey and Decks, so you have a choice of ........... "....boiled eggs. Do you prefer yours very soft, medium or.....??" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "....boiled eggs. Do you prefer yours very soft, .....??" Steve stiffened (his resolve), bought some more starch for his socks and said "Well, I have never been so insulted. I'll show that Powewin a thing or two about ............... My Aunt says "Go for it Po-wind, but just remember that if you insult him any more he won't put your fire out if the stubble burnoff gets out of hand down Henty way, nor will he take you for a free scenic at the Field Day." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ....trying to cut me grass with Elsie." :DirtDOG: "It's bad enough I've got to compete with Dika (forum ambassador :ilmostro: and all round lady killa) Planey and neverstopssmiling :big_grin:, now there's PowerPolePete the manyablah marauder to content with.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 Ahhh.... although the Powerpole's regretful entry into this eternal tale was indeed encouraged by said SockMcLocks....he now bows out in deference to the masters...lest he be forever banned from the heightened annals of YSWG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "No gutz!" lockedsox taunted the hentyharraser. "How could you quit after after flashing your annals"...:ah_oh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ....trying to cut me grass with Elsie." :DirtDOG: .....But Elsie demmurred and after thinking long and hard about it decided soft eggs would be excellent for scones....despite the unbecoming bulge. So using all her charms she enticed the Sock man over to the CWA tent and.... Captn....your aunt is very wise, I shall tread carefully Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ...whispered quietly into his ear. "You look relatively harmless sonny :Rogue: and your codpeice :rolleyes1: is fooling no one," Elsie confided to sockedinthejoxloch. :ah_oh: "Tell me a bit more about this new stud called PowerPole." she probed. "Well..." said the humbled (and never been so insulted.. so far this week) desockedjoxLoch. "It's like this Ma'am, he's one of those virile country type blokes that's into breedin' ()... " Elsie's heart skipped a bit faster as she listen on. :face and heart: "Yep! Bathurst burrs and rabbits..... ============== Thought I'd better not post a M15+ version PP.... :Flush: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 "Rabbits!" exclaimed ditdo... if we try and breed 'em up 'ere, we be the poorest on the de face of de earth!! for 'tis illegal.... "But that has nothing to do with present time issues down at Tem or aaaaaah", mutt'ed the Rattatatat. "Yes indeed, as poor Bigpete is having issues with his electric flaps (again) and anyone would think he enjoys flying around and around and around. "Aircraft going in circles, this is Temora ground, what's the drama?" "My fantastic electronic fandangle flappy device isn't working and they won't come down" Ahlocks who standing by heard the strained voice, and immediately a calm came over him, "ah this is what we're breed for" as the good o'l days came back to him "This one should be easy" he thought.... "just come a bit lower and fly a tight circle, and I'll go and get the ladder............." ======== Ahlocks, here is your chance to blow 'em away.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BigPete Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ....and so Bollocks :heart: romped away (not that there's anything wrong with that ) and climbed onto the firetruck. Like a very bad re-run of "Those Magnificent Men..." Bollocks rang the bell with vigor that would have made Benny Hill proud. :thumb_up: The chased poor old FlaplessPete all over the aerodrome until finally the Jabiru ran into the ladder and landed upside down :ah_oh: on top of the firetruck. Poor young Tomo :raise_eyebrow: was suffering double lots of Dejavu :yuk: as he relived an earlier post. Ollocks :black_eye: crawled out of the wreckage - "Jeez, has anyone seen my nutz" he asked, searching his pockets for his favourite mid morning snack. :big_grin: GratefulPete said, "No, mate, sorry, but I do have some Jatz crackers if that helps. :big_grin: Leaving the nutless Ollocks and SnackTimePete to discuss the finer points of low glycemic munchies, Tomo :confused: wandered back to his tent still shaking from witnessing what could have been a right major muckup. thumb_down (Sorry Maj). :big_grin: The firechief was really upset about the loss of his firetruck and was looking for vengance..... regards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 22, 2010 Share Posted March 22, 2010 ....................... after flashing your annals"...:ah_oh: "That is a bit too much of the "annal" flashing, fellows" commented The Rodent (who is ever the gentleman) "Typical of what goes on down Henty way, as I understand it." "Is there any tuth in the rumour that the sign outside Henty that said "Henty, Home of the Header", has been changed to read "Henty, Home of the Annal Flasher"?" he added. "And speaking about rabbits, I understand that Queensland is now exporting 90% of their rabbits in the floodwaters that are heading south at the moment ............ in fact there is a chance that Tomo will see his pet bunny (and one of his pet cane-toads) again at Temora as they sail past." said an expert. "How can you tell which are the Qld rabbits?" asked Ahlow. The Rat replied "They are the ones with the chips on their shoulders and the ........... Gazzumped by FlaplessPete again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 "How can you tell which are the Qld rabbits?" asked Ahlow. The Rat replied "They are the ones with the chips on their shoulders and the ........... ...twinkle in their eyes. Meanwhile, back at the CWA tent, Elsie had been devastated by the sudden departure of O'Locks. She was lonely and had been strangely attracted to the man with the firehose and the Melbourne Bitter beercan. Then, suddenly, she spied a tall bronzed lad :face and heart:, muscles rippling in the bright Temora sunlight, holding a nice lady in one arm and a ton of bricks in the other. She tried to attract his attention but he was too busy fighting off.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 ...twinkle in their eyes. Meanwhile, back at the CWA tent, Elsie had been devastated by the sudden departure of O'Locks. She was lonely and had been strangely attracted to the man with the firehose and the Melbourne Bitter beercan. Then, suddenly, she spied a tall bronzed lad :face and heart:, muscles rippling in the bright Temora sunlight, holding a nice lady in one arm and a ton of bricks in the other. She tried to attract his attention but he was too busy fighting off.... ...... the attention of many of the RAA members at Natfly. "Are you the world famous Tomo?" they asked in chorus. He went to a balcony, (which is a pretty good trick amongst the tents at Natfly) and said "You are all individuals (with apologies & acknowledgement to Monty Python)" To which the RAA and Wreck-Flying rabble answered "Yes ..... we ..... are ..... all ..... individuals .......... and blessed are the cheese-makers (which is not to be taken literally, as it refers to all manufacturers of dairy products)." "Too right" said the Rat. "But are you really Tomo?" swooned Elsie. To which Tomo replied "There's a plane, and there's another plane, there's Darky, there's another plane, go the mightly Blues, Anna Bligh is a spunk, and ........................." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 .....cane toads taste nice." :big_grin::big_grin: "Ah ha!" shouted singedsoxLox . "That'll explain the smooth baby face and frozen in place grin! :big_grin: The cheeky bugger has been licking the botox of cane toad's backs!" :yuk: The crowd was taken aback :ah_oh: Could it be that babyface O'Dalby is older :gerg: than he looks and he's really a wizened old toad licker from Northern NSW(1) ?.... =================== (1) No intended reference to any actual person...(just in case anyone was thinking there was.:ne_nau: ) (1a) The truth IS out there. (1aa) Just don't expect to find it in the NES... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Powerin Posted March 23, 2010 Share Posted March 23, 2010 .....cane toads taste nice." :big_grin::big_grin: "Ah ha!" shouted singedsoxLox . "That'll explain the smooth baby face and frozen in place grin! :big_grin: The cheeky bugger has been licking the botox of cane toad's backs!" :yuk: The crowd was taken aback :ah_oh: Could it be that babyface O'Dalby is older :gerg: than he looks and he's really a wizened old toad licker from Northern NSW(1) ?.... Elsie was taken aback too! How could she maintain her reputation as a cougar with the Temora CWA crowd if she pursued this Toadlicker?? She looked down and saw a girl with a lightsabre and a dark expression on her face. "Young lady", Elsie whispered, "is it true what they say about this Tomo?" "Nooooo!", the dark one suddenly cried wielding her lightsabre, "I see what you want.....stay away from him!! He's my....." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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