Captain Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "Hello, Dalby Escorts.." "G'day, :big_grin: I'm flyin' down to Temora with me mum :heart: for the weekend :thumb_up: and I need an escort :DevilDog:for the trip." :big_grin: "Really! :raise_eyebrow: so what do you have in mind, sir?" "Well, I was thinking of big hefty ones with machine guns and helicopters for a couple of days.." :thumb_up: "Oh! that might be a little difficult to organise on short notice sir,.... ..could I interest you in our half hour special with Roseanne:spruce_up: in a maid's outfit instead?" DitDah Blushed, almost stopped grinning, and realised that .... So this encouraged McLockopener to take out an Advert in the Temora Bugle that said "Escort Available. Young, fit, tall, blonde, muscular, good-look'n Aussie hunk available to provide Escort services over Easter in the Temora area. Discretion assured and Queen's landers our specialty (not that there's anything wrong with that). Call The Sockman on ........................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 Dearest RatCeo, The suggested inclusion to regulations would necessitate additional inclusions such as "Here, hold my beer" and "who put you in the damn thing anyway" The regulation is to be enacted to put the :big_grin: back into light aircraft flying. (pending the outcome NESIO investigations. :uhoh2:) Your etc etc, Loch Tzrapp Regulator. P.S you spelt 'legs' wrong in your last post....() Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "On ya Planey" "Do you want to be my Ops Mgr, the Auditor or do you want to hold all moneys in your own personal account for safe keeping." ............. I can offer an even better service than that. But the the prime interest is with the money of course:big_grin::big_grin::big_grin:. I always wear my trousers tucked in the the top of the oversize boots I normally wear, and I have holes in my pockets. What a kind man you are, and ElRatto is not very appropriate title. I'll be very happy to accept the position offered.:thumb_up::thumb_up::thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "Captain Ratceo" said Bryonski, "I move a mo..., er I move a mo... I move we open a position called 'Test Pilot' for Smiley, so long as he passes a spell test & can spell 'pilot', & knows which leg he's stretching. Signed Bryonski???? "Ere, dont bring me into this as I am trying to impress Tomos Mum" :polite: said GoodlookingyoungishBryon What would she think of someone droppin motions all over the place???? She may even think I am Rattusgoldusmolar in disguise:bounce: SmoothtalkinBryon is hoping to catch up with her at RatsnestFly and convince her that all this talk of Sultrydarks as a daughter inlaw may be a bit presumptious (unless the rumours prove to be true) :spam: Besides, I will be ............ open to offers to join CEORATS staff (with the appropriate bribe, of course) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 The suggested inclusion to regulations would necessitate additional inclusions such as "Here, hold my beer" and "who put you in the damn thing anyway" Dear Locksley of Wagga, Your suggested inclusions are approved. Please proceed poste-haste (See Turbse of Bange-it-Holme for clarification of meaning of poste-haste). I'll be very happy to accept the position offered. Your letter of appointment is in the mail. Please proceed quick-sticks. And you are in charge of Natfly this year, as well. Besides, I will be ............ open to offers to join CEORATS staff (with the appropriate bribe, of course) You are in too. A good CEO can always make use of someone who can be bought. What say you pick up the Tech Mgr's job and we'll see how simple you can make it for the members ..... and get rid of all of those Maintenance Regs. "So Team" yelled the RatBoss "Let's go to lunch and .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "So Team" yelled the RatBoss "Let's go to lunch and .................. "Start as we mean to carry on. It is of paramount importance that you each come to the table well prepared, to discuss the best rorts that we can dream up quickly:thumb_up:, as our first junket to NATFLY is only a matter of days away". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 "Start as we mean to carry on.It is of paramount importance that you each come to the table well prepared, to discuss the best rorts that we can dream up quickly:thumb_up:, as our first junket to NATFLY is only a matter of days away". ...... but don't forget about Mrs Tomo'sMum" added Bryonski "As if we just concentrate on rorts, (which has often been regarded as a specialty of the Queen's land political system) she may feel left out, and then she'll ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted March 29, 2010 Share Posted March 29, 2010 ...... but don't forget about Mrs Tomo'sMum" added Bryonski "As if we just concentrate on rorts, (which has often been regarded as a specialty of the Queen's land political system) she may feel left out, and then she'll ................ ...call in the family enforcer (tunobrixtomo ) to gently perswade peepels that Aunty Flo :queen: from Cecilsplanes was the Godmother of all Pumpkins (and ElRatto). This had the rorts running in all directions and it was only Sir Locksly :ecstatic:who could....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 ...call in the family enforcer (tunobrixtomo ) to gently perswade peepels that Aunty Flo :queen: from Cecilsplanes was the Godmother of all Pumpkins (and ElRatto). This had the rorts running in all directions and it was only Sir Locksly :ecstatic:who could....... .... herd the rorts, while Darky handled the torts, Bryon looked after the good sorts, BigPete and Geoff guarded the ports, and Tomo chased all eligable Temora daughts .......... saying "Do you want a ride with my 120?" "120 what?" they asked, letting their eys drop to where they shouldn't. Tomo looked embarrased and replied "120 ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 ....individual pieces of plastic melted together to form my titillating tupperware transport.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 ...maybe it has something to do with it's speed... :thumb_up::thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 30, 2010 Share Posted March 30, 2010 :cool_shades:"Ahhh!" realised Locksley "...so it's a 120 seconds from go to whoa then?! " he smirked as he recalled that young blokes go about things, like a bull at a gate."() "You can't be rushin' (:cool_shades:) into these things Maaate!" mentored Merv as he tried to explain the finer points of life to the youngster. "So you've got to stop using the stick for speed" :Disappointed: DitDah :big_grin:ed and then :blush:ed as figured he'd been .... ========== Added a bit for a double gotcha!...:devil: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 :cool_shades:"Ahhh!" realised Locksley "...so it's a 120 seconds from go to whoa then?! " he smirked as he recalled that young blokes go about things, like a bull at a gate."() "You can't be rushin' (:cool_shades:) into these things Maaate!" mentored Merv as he tried to explain the finer points of life to the youngster. "So you've got to stop using the stick for speed" :Disappointed: DitDah :big_grin:ed and then :blush:ed as figured he'd been .... ========== Added a bit for a double gotcha!...:devil: ... distracted while Ahlow made a move on his Mum. "Would you like a pikelet or a Swiss Roll (not that there is anything wrong with that) and a cup of tea, MrsTomo'sMum?" asked The Sockman respectfully "As I have the billy on over here in my tent." "Hold on there" yelled HonourablePete as he ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 .....realised what the RatCEO just said. "You have the billy on in your tent?" "That's very game of you indeed.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 .....realised what the RatCEO just said. "You have the billy on in your tent?" "That's very game of you indeed.... "I had to do that" explained McJockstrap "As they don't allow any naked flames in the camping area, so I had to hide the fire inside my tent so I wouldn't get pinged. But worry not, as I am a highly trained professional (I have a fluro vest and all) and that wasn't the only naked ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 ...fib that he was about to tell. :raise_eyebrow: "Relaxy MrsTomo'sMum." continued fullOf'ItLock as he tossed a cupfull of avgas onto the smouldering remains. :raise_eyebrow: "The fire is mainly to keep the crabs away, but we use it for making the occassional cuppa too. "But there's no crabs this far inland?!" :scratch head: scoffed MrsTomo'sMum. :confused: "The fire must be working then..." replied ahlow as he heard the distinct clack of bricks :ah_oh: from behind him.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 ...fib that he was about to tell. :raise_eyebrow: "Relaxy MrsTomo'sMum." continued fullOf'ItLock as he tossed a cupfull of avgas onto the smouldering remains. "The fire is mainly to keep the crabs away, but we use it for making the occassional cuppa too. "But there's no crabs this far inland?!" :scratch head: scoffed MrsTomo'sMum. :confused: "The fire must be working then..." replied ahlow as he heard the distinct clack of bricks :ah_oh: from behind him.... ..... "But it is worth it" he thought "As she is a real Darling of the Downs and well worth 2240 lbs of bricks and a moment of pain." When Bryon turned up, scratched himself and said ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 "Didn't think a bloke could inhale so much and so quick!" as he watched the dust settle. O'Loch stood frozen in place. Mouth agap and eyes watering... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 O'Loch stood frozen in place. Mouth agap and eyes watering... ..... and thought "Am I really prepared to accept Tomo as my step-son? And if that's not bad enough, am I REALLY prepared to move to the land of the Queens, where it floods all the time, where Cane Toads are frightened and where past CEO's and Tech Managers get banned to when they no longer serve a useful purpose?" "NO I AM NOT" he yelled in his thoughts "I have so much more to achieve in the rewrite of the Regs. One DownsDarling does not a summer make, and I have a huge desire for ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest eland2705 Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 "One DownsDarling does not a summer make, and I have a huge desire for ....... pieklets and Swiss Roll, with a nice cup of tea (and a lie down). Some one said they had a fire going in their tent? With that he wandered off to get........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 ... some syrup... ===== Ditdo just had to scud run the jab to higher ground 'cause it started to rain.... :ah_oh: and rain, black soil and plane don't mix at all... specially on the nice clean aireoplane:big_grin: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 ... and a large bag of ice.:run:(<<this little bugger moves too quick,:ne_nau: but he'll do.. ) "Surely, it's a bit of a stretch to call a blob of old ice cream containers and an overlocker motor an aeroplane. :rolleyes1:" sniped Loch painfully in his freshly acquired falsetto.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 "no more of a stretch than calling a beer can an aeroplane with a rattily old rattleaxe in it..." Said Tomo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 McLoch whinced in pain from the second strike to his nethers by O'Dalby, champion :man flying:of the young enthusiasts :thumb_up::big_grin: and scourge of the nefarious :hittinghead: "Get your eyes off her curves and svelt shape." :no no: he warned. "And no smart comments about how good she would have looked, all wet from that shower :heart:.... ......And stay away from me mum TOO!..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted March 31, 2010 Share Posted March 31, 2010 Seeya at Ytemoragantic NES crew.....:thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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