turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "...number on a poor little Jabiru, now it's ****ed." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "...number on a poor (aviation term) little (sexual term) Jabiru (aviation term), now it's ****ed (aviation sexual term)." So the NES returned, dear reader, to the usual mix of sexual references and aviation related banter, just like the porn in the RAA Magazine and the flow of smut in the monthly Crash Comic. "Now hold on there, RatsDroppings." said .................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "Now hold on there, RatsDroppings." said .................................... Planevanilla, "how do we know he wasn't saying "melted"" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Planevanilla, "how do we know he wasn't saying "melted"" Because the naughty word control softwear does not asterisk out the word "melt". See? But when you type ****, it ****'n well does. "Now stop that" said Mavis "As I read asterisk very well and I am getting ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Because the naughty word control softwear does not asterisk out the word "melt". See? But when you type ****, it ****'n well does. "Now stop that" said Mavis "As I read asterisk very well and I am getting ................ ".......all hot and bothered", but she had a head like a robbers dog. "Stop picking on me" said Planevanilla "you remind me of my Grade 4 teacher" Meanwhile there was a strong denial from the crash site, when Firie Captain Definitely Flyblown said "We would NEVER cut a wing off unless we'd tried dragging the victim out of it with a rope tied to a Land Cruiser" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 ".......all hot and bothered", but she had a head like a robbers dog. "Stop picking on me" said Planevanilla "you remind me of my Grade 4 teacher" Meanwhile there was a strong denial from the crash site, when Firie Captain Definitely Flyblown said "We would NEVER cut a wing off unless we'd tried dragging the victim out of it with a rope tied to a Land Cruiser" "Come over here, Nilla" said Mavis "And let's see if I can make you remember the 4gotten good times you had with your 4th grade teacher. Now so that I know what to do ..... was it a bloke or a sheila?" "You can't use terms like that in this politically correct world" said some Moderator w**ker on this Forum (who shall remain nameless) "Terms like, bloke (not that there is anything wrong with that) or sheila are uncool, man, and to say that "... she had a head like a robber's dog" is out of order even if you do get the punctuation right ...... although having seen that photo, her mellon is a bit mangled, isn't it, so watch out or the robber's dog will get upset." "Woof, whine, growl, sniff, scratch, lick, whoof & whoof" said the thief's mutt. "That's easy for you to say", whispered Vanilla "But I want to ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "see the figures" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "see the figures" .... and phone the Treasurer to discuss them." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Planey continued: "...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 Planey continued: "...................... .... but then he paused, sucked on a Vanilla Pod like Clint licks a Cheroot, fully thought it through, and went on ".................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 .... but then he fully thought it through, and went on ".................. "Ah have a dream, that one day our downtrodden people......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "Ah have a dream, that one day our downtrodden people......" ..... he said in a voice somewhere between JFK, Martin Luther King and Jim Hacker's impersonation of Winston C, and continued .... "will ask not what the RAA Executive can do for them, but rather what they can do for their ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "mothers in law?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "mothers in law?" "Which is a subject close to my heart" said Lachlan "As my Mum-in-Law is hot, I have her mobile number, we are friends on Facebook, and we often take a ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "Which is a subject close to my heart" said Lachlan "As my Mum-in-Law is hot, I have her mobile number, we are friends on Facebook, and we often take a ......... "twitter or two" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "twitter or two" .... involving ................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 .... Involving ................ "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx ****ing xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx sxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxx xx ****ing xxxxxxx xxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxx xxx" "Wow" commented Lachlan "I never knew that you could say that and get away with it ..... and how could THAT possibly fit in THERE?" "Take a shower, Lachy, and come over to the dark side, where we will ....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "Wow" commented Lachlan "I never knew that you could say that and get away with it ..... and how could THAT possibly fit in THERE?" "Take a shower, Lachy, and come over to the dark side, where we will ....................... "look for Planey who seems to have run to ground (aviation environment)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "look for Planey who seems to have run to ground (aviation environment)" "She'll be right mate (aviation cliche)" said Lachy "As Planey (aviation type name) usually comes (questionable reference) on around midnight, when his coach turns into a pumpkin and his ............. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "She'll be right mate (aviation cliche)" said Lachy "As Planey (aviation type name) usually comes (questionable reference) on around midnight, when his coach turns into a pumpkin and his ............. "...eyes start to glow bright green, and his Gazelle (bakery term) starts to shudder......." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 "...eyes start to glow bright green, and his Gazelle (bakery term) starts to shudder......." ... "Yep, that's him." commented one of the other blokes around Padstow, as we often see him down near Padstow railway station wandering between the 2-Up Games and the houses of ill-repute (in that regard he's a bit like a ram in a paddock of ewes) looking for prey. "But don't be too hard on the green-eye'd, glass slipper shod, bee-sting shudderer as he has been known to ..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 paw the ground like a stallion on heat, before he blows his horn and heads off to the hunt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 paw the ground like a stallion on heat, before he blows his horn and heads off to the hunt. ......... so it looks like Planey has automatic smutt spelling correction software fitted, or he just can't spell ppropper. What he really meant to say was .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted March 12, 2011 Share Posted March 12, 2011 c the speilchech works ok. Tallyho and there off. His steed had a real gallop on as all the hounds raced off to catch the fox, or was it Mavis's dog, who's had a glint in her eyes for the past couple of days............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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