Captain Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "I will have you know that short ones are............ ...... best rectified by a qualified electrician ........ or with platform shoes .......... or by taking up the offers from one of those spam emails. "I've never had that problem (aviation term for when the fan stops)." said Brine (aviation term for the corrosive facilitator feared by those that fly a recycled beer can) with his best deep and dangerous voice, (with his stomach pulled in and a cramp just seconds away) "And I've never had a problem, either, about my tail dragging (non tricycle aviation term) on the ground (aviation term for the hard bit in the down direction), or my ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ...... best rectified by a qualified electrician ........ or with platform shoes .......... or by taking up the offers from one of those spam emails. "I've never had that problem (aviation term for when the fan stops)." said Brine (aviation term for the corrosive facilitator feared by those that fly a recycled beer can) with his best deep and dangerous voice, (with his stomach pulled in and a cramp just seconds away) "And I've never had a problem, either, about my tail dragging (non tricycle aviation term) on the ground (aviation term for the hard bit in the down direction), or my ................... "...nose cocked up in the stall position" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 It began as a high pitched whine (rotax reference) and as the sound continued, it built into a shrill scream (another Rotax reference) then a gawd almighty thump, then silence (Jabiru term:whistling:). "What the hell was that?" stammered a startled passerby. "Oh that's nothing to worry about" comforted Mavis . "Brine always does that when he's in a stall after a long flight , but it does sound like the lid may have dropped and caught him" LongDropByron emerged with a tear welling in his eye and a.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ...pair of wings which had clapped together... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ...pair of wings which had clapped together... .......... with a bang .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "Ohhh that smarts.." winced Brine as he wiped the tear from his eye. "An old afghan cameleer once told me to do that to take on extra water for those long sectors" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "Ohhh that smarts.." winced Brine as he wiped the tear from his eye. "An old afghan cameleer once told me to do that to take on extra water for those long sectors" "I always knew that one day those possum skin water bags would get caught in sumfink and cause me a problem. Now I will just have to........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 "I always knew that one day those possum skin water bags would get caught in sumfink and cause me a problem. Now I will just have to........ ...... work out which is possum skin and which is left-over elbow skin (I assume you all know that evolutionary story from Chuck Darwin's best seller), as if I cut the wrong one it won't be water that leaks out from my ................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 .......... with a bang .......... ..which reminded Mavis of the first night she met Brine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 8, 2011 Share Posted May 8, 2011 ..which reminded Mavis of the first night she met Brine. "He had just shut down his 912, which made a clunky type bang" Mavis recalled with a whistful but lustfull tone "That was the first of the night, then he started it up again, resulting that usual rattly type bang, so we got our 2nd away in no-time, then a 2200's thru-bolt let go with a whizzing type bang, before Brine straightened his jeans, washed his hands, cleaned his teeth, put on his rubber gloves and .................... "You beaut" wrote my Aunt with her pen out in the jardin. We have 2 parallel threads up and running again in the NES. Tow parallel stories in 2 parallel universals, means twice the chance that I'll get ................ PPS .......... oooops, thought mon Tante, that's 3 in parallel so a manage eau trois is on the ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Story Option No 1 - ...... work out which is possum skin and which is left-over elbow skin (I assume you all know that evolutionary story from Chuck Darwin's best seller), as if I cut the wrong one it won't be water that leaks out from my ................... Story Option No 2 - "He had just shut down his 912, which made a clunky type bang" Mavis recalled with a whistful but lustfull tone "That was the first of the night, then he started it up again, resulting that usual rattly type bang, so we got our 2nd away in no-time, then a 2200's thru-bolt let go with a whizzing type bang, before Brine straightened his jeans, washed his hands, cleaned his teeth, put on his rubber gloves and .................... Story Option No 3 - "You beaut" wrote my Aunt with her pen out in the jardin. We have 2 parallel threads up and running again in the NES. Tow parallel stories in 2 parallel universals, means twice the chance that I'll get ................ Story Option No 4 - PPS .......... oooops, thought mon Tante, that's 3 in parallel so a manage eau trois is on the ..... And Story Option No 5 - "For a dollar, does anyone want to have a good squiz at my map of Lismore?" asked Nanna who was a little confused ever since Slarts introduced the Tasmanian concept (but she knew the value of a dollar). "I will" said ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 9, 2011 Share Posted May 9, 2011 Option 1. RAA board member Option2. proceeded to repair, under the glare of television lights, the only Rotax (according to Colonel Blimp) which had ever banged Option 3. Tow parallel stories. Isn't Rat soooo clever, introducing the gliding community into the NES fold. They do it without power, so please treat them gently Option 4. table between the knives and forks Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 Before anyone starts complaining, it's Tasmanian culture to start every sentence with a proposition, although the old master has given us a difficult conundrum here. Turbo had always been very careful to preserve his aboriginal artifact, and he knew the Rat never went anywhere without his, and Brine didn't have one, while Planey's was missing, which really left Skinnilocks as the perpetrator. "I lost my artifact when I was 15" whimpered Skinnilocks. "Well" growled CiFI, " how mamny litres of effluent do you pummp? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "I am intrigued" enquired Mavis, "I know wot a Brazillian is, but I havent found an AD for a Lismore" " Would one of you kind gennelmens show me how to convert a Map of Tassie (Aviation term) to a MAp of Lismore" "oooohhh I can" minced Skinnilocks who was still trying to find his....... "I didnt know Bass was involved in NES" said Nana "He will get my vote if he shows me his electoral roll" said Mavis "What erection?" asked Nobu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "I lost my artifact when I was 15" whimpered Skinnilocks. "Well" growled CiFI, " how mamny litres of effluent do you pummp? "Lots, onto my straight (not that there is anything wrong with that) jeans." admitted bass who, before admitting it here, had always been self-conscious about his self inflicted 'dot of shame'. "But now I feel free and able to let myself go .............. oh, bugger (not that there is anything wrong with that) there it is again. Is that a world record? If only I could ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "I am intrigued" enquired Mavis, "I know wot a Brazillian is, but I havent found an AD for a Lismore"" Would one of you kind gennelmens show me how to convert a Map of Tassie (Aviation term) to a MAp of Lismore" "oooohhh I can" minced Skinnilocks who was still trying to find his....... ....... mercator. "A Lismore is similar to a Tasmania, but higher up, and sweatier (because it IS more humider)" commented the Rodent tactlessly. "If only I could ......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "........have a wonderful forest#1 with no problemms#2, have a cup of coffee with Mercator#3, in Lismore#4, if only I could........., sorry I'm repeating myself" #1 Reference CFI Outburst #2 Reference Dictionary of Tasmania #3 Reference Candidate for board member NSW $4 Reference Somewhere near Australia's arm pit Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 10, 2011 Share Posted May 10, 2011 "........have a wonderful forest#1 with no problemms#2, have a cup of coffee with Mercator#3, in Lismore#4, if only I could........., sorry I'm repeating myself" #1 Reference CFI Outburst #2 Reference Dictionary of Tasmania #3 Reference Candidate for board member NSW $4 Reference Somewhere near Australia's arm pit ......... although Liz has more than Nanna does, because .................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ......... although Liz has more than Nanna does, because .................. .....flies a Jabiru? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 .....flies a Jabiru? "There are no flies on me, Tubbster" replied Liz "But I do enjoy a Jab because ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 "There are no flies on me, Tubbster" replied Liz "But I do enjoy a Jab because ...................... ...there's that element of excitement about them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ...there's that element of excitement about them. "Yep, they lift you up....and then drop you back down when the fan up the front stops........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 "Yep, they lift you up....and then drop you back down when the fan up the front stops........... "....then the no prop wash thingy (aviation term) starts..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ..."Prop wash?" asked ditdot in amazement... "you mean you wash props?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted May 11, 2011 Share Posted May 11, 2011 ..."Prop wash?" asked ditdot in amazement... "you mean you wash props?" "Yes I do" said Liz, I keep my sponges and bristles in the hangar, where I also keep my coat hangers, and tie downs (aviation term)" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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