Phil Perry Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 I went to register a new project in London today, and I entered the lift of this huge building at the same time as the lady above. I was a bit confused by the very hi-tech lift controls, and she said, in a sexy sort of way. . . . "Never mind that, Just press any one ? " . . .so I did. > > > I woke up in hospital several hours later, but the Doctor says I should be OK in a few days. . . . . .Geez. . . . > 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Seems you made a bit of a boob. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soleair Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Bet you felt a right tit 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 One man's true story is another man's titillation. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 3, 2015 Author Share Posted April 3, 2015 PM. . . . You bugger,. . .I just spit me mouthful of Barossa Valley plonk all over the keyboard. . . . . however,. . .I always thought that "Titillation", described a lady from the Indian sub continent having one breast that wasn't very well. . . . . rather like "Interogation" described a Pakistani person who jumped from one carpet to another. . . . . ? ( Inter - rug - asian . . .Geddit ? ? ? ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 "Interrogation = Inter - rug- asian" shows an interesting difference between you English as we Australians. To us, Asians come from the countries starting with Burma and going east, and north through China and Mongolia and on to Japan whose inhabitants have facial features one typically associates with a Chinese person. We consider all the peoples of the sub-continent to be Indians, only making the distinction between nationalities when it becomes necessary for clarification. OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 3, 2015 Author Share Posted April 3, 2015 "Interrogation = Inter - rug- asian" shows an interesting difference between you English as we Australians. To us, Asians come from the countries starting with Burma and going east, and north through China and Mongolia and on to Japan whose inhabitants have facial features one typically associates with a Chinese person. We consider all the peoples of the sub-continent to be Indians, only making the distinction between nationalities when it becomes necessary for clarification.OME OK mate, . . .I think a brief explanation is warranted here. . . . All Immigrants from the Indian sub continent are labelled ASIAN in the UK. Point No. 2,. . . not long ago, someone on the local Ham Radio network ( 2 metre band - 144 - 148 Mhz FM ) started a long running jokey theme where any engolish word ending in "a t i o n" was supplanted into a denigrative joke aimed at Indian and Pakistani people. Not racist instrinsically, . . .just funny. ie,. . .Whaddyer call a Pakistani who flies a Lancaster ? ? ? . . .Abomination. . . . . . ? ? ? I'm sure you can extrapolate more with any word ending in ...ation. . . ( incidentally my mate Lalli, who is the manager of my local Balti house came up with the Lancaster one,. . .mind you,. . .he was born here in the black country,. . .which has , ( so I'm told ) the worst English accent in the country. . . calls himself a DarloPaki,. . . . ie, a man of Pakistani origin but who was born in Darlaston ( midlands - UK ) which is his handle on fizzogbook . Incidentally,. . .If any of you worthies are on FIZZOGBOOK, I would be delighted to add you as friends,.. . . . . just look out for JIM PERRY ( that's me middle name. .fizzogbook lost me detalis years ago, when they started up, and wouldn't let me log back on with my real name,. . . ( which I have not told any of you LLOL . . . . so send me a friend request and I'll probably ignore it, or tell you to foxtrot oscar. . . .) . . .Actually, I have to admit, I only go onto fizzogbook if my Big daughter Rachel sends me a message and I get an email alert. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted April 3, 2015 Share Posted April 3, 2015 Phil, I understand what you are saying, I was just commenting on a difference we make here. I don't suppose that there are the great numbers of what you would call Orientals in England that there are in our major cities. A great game to play while walking through the Sydney CBD is "Spot the European". The odds of finding a European are often worse than 50 to 1. It's because of the difference numbers of Asians and Indians here that we have to make the distinction based on physiognomy. As for the "-ation" jokes, A Japanese tourist on his first day in Sydney went to a bank to change 100 Yen to dollars. The teller did the exchange and gave him 97 dollars. A few days later, the tourist did the same, but this time the teller gave him 98 dollars. About a week later, the tourist returned to change a further 100 Yen, but this time the teller only gave him 94 dollars. The tourist thought he was being ripped off and said to the teller, "Why you alway neva gi'me same dollar?" The teller answered, "It's the money market - fluctuations." The tourist shot back, "Fluct you Australians, too!" OME 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Some women get quite aggressive when you push their buttons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Thanks for the mammaries. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 The McCarthy clan hail from Cork. Out here we are Cork Asians. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cosmick Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 looked a bit cool or exciting or both or not .......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I think they were carved out of balsa. Hence the song: Wooden tit be loverly....... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Phil, do you fly out of Pillaton? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 I just noticed on my 18th look at that picture that she's got a face, and not doing too bad for a 'mature' lady. Here, let me help, this is her face that can't be seen in the top photo ... 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 Bet you felt a right tit or a left one, depending on where he was standing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 or a left one, depending on where he was standing One thing's for sure, you'd only be grabbing one, unless you had arms like an orangutan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 One thing's for sure, you'd only be grabbing one, unless you had arms like an orangutan. and a reach like one, if you're wise... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 4, 2015 Author Share Posted April 4, 2015 . . Thanks for the mammaries. Had to give that one a "Like" Bex . . . . there's no "GROAN ! " option button. . . . .( Ian. . . . . . ? ) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted April 4, 2015 Share Posted April 4, 2015 We are pushing the boundaries a bit here for a family site guys remember there are also gals here as well. Personally I don't know where the boundary is unless I get complaints though 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Those mammaries know no boundaries. Looks like Nigella Lawson, she would have trouble seeing into a saucepan now. On second thoughts could it be distortion from a why dangle lens? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 Move over Nigella, there's a new chef with big things in front of her on SBS. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 This is the breast thread ever! Remember, breasts are like rocks; The flatter they are, the better they are to skip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted April 5, 2015 Author Share Posted April 5, 2015 We are pushing the boundaries a bit here for a family site guys remember there are also gals here as well. Personally I don't know where the boundary is unless I get complaints though POINT TAKEN IAN. I will endeavour to filter the material a little more than I have done thus far Sir. Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted April 5, 2015 Share Posted April 5, 2015 I think two points taken. But I don't give a hoot.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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