pudestcon Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 I thought long and hard about where this item should go, but there is only one place for it - right here in the Laughter section. http://au.news.yahoo.com/thewest/a/-/breaking/16150494/farts-its-important-to-let-rip-say-researchers/ Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rdarby Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Women's smell worse than mens? I thought they didn't fart? I've never farted on a plane, probably a good thing as it would lead to a sudden increase in pressure and pop eardrums! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
frank marriott Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Shouldn't be a worry in the Thruster Pud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 if you are sitting right you may get more thrust, and if you live long enough you might become a silly old one. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pilot Pete Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Jeez Pud........how did you get wind of that article? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 He's BEAN studying.. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ayavner Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 thanks for sniffing that out Pud! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Andys@coffs Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 So....now I know if on a commercial flight and someone bursts into spontaneous applause what it means...Ive often wondered why they did that and thought it was in support of a good landing after a rough flight, now I know it was the bump that cracked the sphincter! Andy P.S classic Pud..thanks for that especially teh fact that women smell worse than men!!....Ummmm didnt check the date of publication, it wasnts 1st April last year by chance... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Think it depends a lot on what you eat, and how well you are digesting it. It pays to be carefull of what you eat and drink on a long flight or you may experience a fair bit of discomfort. The cabin altitude is around 9,000 feet. Thats why you can't get a hot cup of coffee. The boiling point is much lower. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pudestcon Posted February 15, 2013 Author Share Posted February 15, 2013 Shouldn't be a worry in the Thruster Pud. You haven't experienced my farts Frank!!! I was exercising restraint when we met in Townsville last August:laugh: Pud Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damkia Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Farting could turn heavier than air aircraft into lighter than air aircraft if we all fart methane. Landing and "sticking" to the ground would be the issue. Oh, by the way, as my sigline says "...Never trust a fart." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planet47 Posted February 15, 2013 Share Posted February 15, 2013 Butt the end result of all that flatulence could be http://www.yawp.com/3rd-i/vol4/vol4No12/fart.html . To keep it in or let it out = discomfort and dyspepsia -v- human incendiary. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 Butt the end result of all that flatulence could be http://www.yawp.com/3rd-i/vol4/vol4No12/fart.html . To keep it in or let it out = discomfort and dyspepsia -v- human incendiary. That's almost straight from SouthPark, I remember an episode where the climate change scientists were blaming global warming on farting, the people began to spontaneously combusting, due to holding their farts in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted February 23, 2013 Share Posted February 23, 2013 How uncouth we are... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guernsey Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 I smell a moderation here. Alan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gnarly Gnu Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Useful if your plane runs out of gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 My girlfriend of 21yrs always used to say "That was totally unnecessary, it's all a matter of self control " but that was a blast from the past. Since I bought her a new battery for her hearing aid, she's never said it again, but does occasionally wander away from me, with a funny expression on her face. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dazza 38 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 For all the young teenage blokes who read this site (all 3 of you) you will know when the time has come, when you girlfriend is comfortable around you & really likes you. They pass wind in front you, instead of sneaking off to pass wind in another room or down wind from you. :scratching head:I dunno why they do this, must have something to do with evolution or something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 That's Farter from the truth as I know it. They might be relaxed , but they might have stopped caring also. Nev 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 That's Farter from the truth as I know it. They might be relaxed , but they might have stopped caring also. Nev Maybe, with just cause? SORRY! shouldn't have bought that Thai Curry Cookbook........................I'M GUILTY!...........................(Yet feeling pleasantly relieved) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jabiru7252 Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 To test your girl friends faith and devotion, see if she'll play dutch ovens. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf jessup Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Women's smell worse than mens? I thought they didn't fart?rdarby, Stands to reason mate they are the one that splash perfume all over themselves to smell good, but now we know the real reason eh to hide the stench. Alf Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted February 24, 2013 Share Posted February 24, 2013 Could the incidence of flatulence affect the safety of the flight? There could be a distraction from the appropriate action.Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 This story is as flatus a pancake. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
damkia Posted February 25, 2013 Share Posted February 25, 2013 One thing I remember from my nursing days was the morning "tune up" of the old stainless steel bedpans. Had a distinct resonance that the newer plastic bedpans could never match............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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