old man emu Posted June 2, 2014 Share Posted June 2, 2014 If a bear sh*ts in the woods, and no one is there to see it, is the Pope still a Catholic? OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 Alcohol should be consumed in responsible amounts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarcK Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong ? 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 If a man talks in the woods and there are no women around to hear him is he still wrong ? I do know that when he thinks he is finally right that's the start of the next argument. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 If the pope sh*ts in the woods, is the bear a catholic? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 3, 2014 Share Posted June 3, 2014 is the bear a catholic? You think "Pedobear" came from being Mormon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Never heard of a Pedobear, but then again, I was never an altar boy at the zoo. I couldn't bear to be bare with Brer Bear. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
M61A1 Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Never heard of a Pedobear, but then again, I was never an altar boy at the zoo. I couldn't bear to be bare with Brer Bear. Google it, pedobear is a meme. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 Churches have a lot to answer for. New bride walking in, sees cues. Ah,...., aisle, altar, hymn. Nev 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bubbleboy Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 If I was a bear defecating in the woods, I wouldn't want the Pope hanging around when my bot bot was out! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 If I was a bear defecating in the woods, I wouldn't want the Pope hanging around when my bot bot was out! Especially if the pope in question was Alexander VI. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 What has a number got to do with it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 He was a Borgia, apparently had a very active sex life and fathered many children. However none of them are reported as being ursine so perhaps I wrong him. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 I dont think it should matter what their mothers maiden name was.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 4, 2014 Share Posted June 4, 2014 He was a Borgia, apparently had a very active sex life and fathered many children. Meh, why is that special, Logan City has many Bogans the same. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 5, 2014 Share Posted June 5, 2014 Meh, why is that special, Logan City has many Bogans the same. A few probably even dress the same, looks like he's squeezed into a velour hoodie with beanie. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Speaking of the clergy and doing it in the woods... A priest goes camping with a young fellow. The young fellow says "I can't wait to get there". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Later, the young fellow says "When you see some woods stop. I need to take a s..t." Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young fellow says "Stop now I really need to go"". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". But he stops and lets the young guy out. Then there is a shriek from the woods. "For Christ's sake father, come quick." Priest calls out "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young guy calls back "Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 A few probably even dress the same, looks like he's squeezed into a velour hoodie with beanie. Hey, that's Rod Watson from 48 Marsden Rd, onya Roddy! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted June 6, 2014 Share Posted June 6, 2014 Speaking of the clergy and doing it in the woods...A priest goes camping with a young fellow. The young fellow says "I can't wait to get there". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Later, the young fellow says "When you see some woods stop. I need to take a s..t." Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young fellow says "Stop now I really need to go"". Priest says "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". But he stops and lets the young guy out. Then there is a shriek from the woods. "For Christ's sake father, come quick." Priest calls out "Have patience my son, Moses was patient". Young guy calls back "Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! That was not the way I expected that joke to go! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted June 9, 2014 Share Posted June 9, 2014 Sounds like "clap trap" to me:yikes: 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Seems like many people on this forum suffer from Witzelsucht (look it up). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
storchy neil Posted June 10, 2014 Share Posted June 10, 2014 Moses didn't have his balls caught in a rabbit trap! dosent hurt till the chain goes tight 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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