Phil Perry Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Ah, now I understand . . . this explains why I'm such a miserable sod. . . . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 [ATTACH=full]38093[/ATTACH]Ah, now I understand . . . this explains why I'm such a miserable sod. . . . . . . Come off it Phil, surely you're not ensconced in the second last place rated for happiness? Maybe it's high time you move back Down Under? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 Come off it Phil, surely you're not ensconced in the second last place rated for happiness?Maybe it's high time you move back Down Under? Yeah... he could move to Canberra... Back at the top of the list! 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdseye Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I pushed a motorbike for close to 20 miles through Cannock Chase many years ago; I hate the bloody place! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 I pushed a motorbike for close to 20 miles through Cannock Chase many years ago; I hate the bloody place! Jeeze ,. . .which way did you go ? ? ? the Chase is spread across several hills depending upon what road / track you take,. . .it's possible to save diesel and roll from Pye Green telecomms tower nearly all the way into Rugeley, around six clix ! . . .I hope you didn't push it DOWN the hills too mate ! ! ! Shoulda given me a ring. . . I've got a tow rope / large van ! Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 24, 2015 Author Share Posted September 24, 2015 Come off it Phil, surely you're not ensconced in the second last place rated for happiness?Maybe it's high time you move back Down Under? Sir. . . . if I could convince the Mrs. . . . . .I'd sell up and be there on the next flight . . . She doesn't want to be too far away from the 2 Daughters and the rest of her family ! ! So I've got to deteriorate in the cold weather instead ! Phil. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I love English place names - Ballsover. Here it's Headover. It's interesting that Balsover is not far from Cannock, as the Aussie drives. You ought to move to Nobottle in Northants. OME Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
eightyknots Posted September 24, 2015 Share Posted September 24, 2015 I love English place names - Ballsover. Here it's Headover.It's interesting that Balsover is not far from Cannock, as the Aussie drives. You ought to move to Nobottle in Northants. OME Sussex sound suss to me. How about Middlesex? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nomadpete Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Rule No 1 Never interrupt a man in Middlesex! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Birdseye Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Useful link for those thinking of posting funny English street and town names: http://www.anglotopia.net/ultimate-list-of-funny-british-place-names/ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 How about you move to Nowhere Else in Tasmania. You could speed up in Sloley in Norfolk, or even go to Nocking over near the welsh border. Open a nocking shop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I have spent many a happy hour partying on Yorkeys Knob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 I hope you wore protection Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted September 25, 2015 Author Share Posted September 25, 2015 I hope you wore protection Yep . . . .wore his skis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 25, 2015 Share Posted September 25, 2015 Is Bobbin Head anywhere near Yorkey's Knob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 NAh, Bobbin Head is next to Rooty Hill Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wouldn't like to walk it. Rooty hill is about arbourial roots , as in Mulga, you bad minded types. We used to talk like this in sixth class Primary when I was 12 ans.. Copulater. or cheerio. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Wouldn't like to walk it. Rooty hill is about arbourial roots , as in Mulga, you bad minded types. We used to talk like this in sixth class Primary when I was 12 ans.. Copulater. or cheerio. Nev Mate of mine uses "Cop ya later" as a goodbye. Amazing how many people haven't got it. (And yes, he's a very "bad minded" type!) 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted September 26, 2015 Share Posted September 26, 2015 Or it might be Intercourse Heights. See ya Iseby Pissanofsky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kgwilson Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 We know who put the tea in Britain but who put the c***t in Scunthorpe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Was it just "Brian" before the tea? Apparently back in the old days, when streets were named after the main commercial activity taking place in the area, "C**tgrope Lane" was fairly common. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 I seem to remember a story about a tea merchant who offered FAR tea, which was strongly flavoured, SHI tea which had a similar flavour but was more full-bodied and CUN tea which was very popular and he couldn't keep up the supply. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted September 27, 2015 Share Posted September 27, 2015 Just be careful what you order at "The House of Rising Sun Tea Rooms at Pratts Bottom in Sus sex 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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