Guest john Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 I lost a good friend & drinking buddy this past weekend as a result of his own stupidity in a tragic accident. HE GOT HIS 3RD FINGER ON HIS LEFT HAND CAUGHT IN A WEDDING RING. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamloops Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Sorry to hear of this tragedy. A few of my friends have succumbed to the same horrible fate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SSCBD Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 The cure is money, then you will be released to fly again. The Question Is: If you did not marry what aircraft would upgrade too! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kamloops Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 SSCBD ....considering how expensive some wives can be the upgrade might be to a PC12. ☺ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 Jeez, Paul McCartney probably could have had his own A380. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pmccarthy Posted November 25, 2015 Share Posted November 25, 2015 The story goes that one of the trapped miners at Beaconsfield was worried about his injured leg. He said "Do you think there is much future for a one-legged gold digger?" His mate replied - "Ask Paul McCartney!". 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 You should be able to get out of the marriage contract. You are usually in a state of insanity at the time, and you have convinced yourself that a lot of the most improbable nice things will happen when you do.. She thinks you are god's gift to a woman and will provide for her every need, (or else). Nev 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozbear Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I've checked my marriage licence I can't find the expiry date or how many demerit points you get before you lose it. . 2 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 I've checked my marriage licence I can't find the expiry date or how many demerit points you get before you lose it. . Let her catch you with her sister, I think that's automatic loss of licence. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozbear Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 Let her catch you with her sister, I think that's automatic loss of licence. With a big fine as well lol 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ozbear Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 A woman searches till she finds the perfect man, then spends the rest of her life trying to change him. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaba-who Posted November 26, 2015 Share Posted November 26, 2015 A woman searches till she finds the perfect man, then spends the rest of her life trying to change him. Nah. A guy marries a girl hoping she will never change. The girl marries the guy hoping he will! 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Litespeed Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 The only possible legal out for our dear friend is relying on the medical condition she gave him, which forced him to marry her. STD- Primary infection-Sexually Transmitted Delusion, which we all know is a short term psychosis. It is then followed by the secondary manifestation of the disease STD- Sexually Transmitted Debt:contract: Any attempt to sleep with the sister will probably lead to the tertiary stage of the disease. STD- Sexual Transgression Death:stretcher: 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 [ATTACH=full]39547[/ATTACH] Well I'm Sorry. . .! But I wouldn't go out with a girl who would knowingly wear a tanktop with such a glaring grammatical error displayed thereon for all the world to remove the michael from. . . . . Fer Gawd's sake. . .there's no bleedin' appostrofee in "Boyfriends" therefore it's none possessive . . . . indicating that she has many boyfriends oh dear dear. . . . .wot's the world coming to. . .I blame unfettered immigration for brindleising the lingo. . . . . . too many badly edumificated poms allowed in I reckon. . . . . 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 there's no bleedin' appostrofee in "Boyfriends" Hang on, I'll have to go have another look to make sure ... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marty_d Posted November 27, 2015 Share Posted November 27, 2015 There was writing? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 Stating the obvious. You have to choose your girlfriends very carefully for your wife to like them. Nev 1 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Perry Posted November 28, 2015 Share Posted November 28, 2015 The story goes that one of the trapped miners at Beaconsfield was worried about his injured leg. He said "Do you think there is much future for a one-legged gold digger?" His mate replied - "Ask Paul McCartney!". Oh yes, of course,. . .that lass with the wooden leg . . . . I heard she was involved in a serious house fire a while back,. . .the fire brigade managed to save the house,. . .but she was burnt to the ground. . . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mechfx Posted November 29, 2015 Share Posted November 29, 2015 Oh yes, of course,. . .that lass with the wooden leg . . . .I heard she was involved in a serious house fire a while back,. . .the fire brigade managed to save the house,. . .but she was burnt to the ground. . . . . allegedly the real reason they broke up was that she was unhappy with a Christmas present that Paul McCartney gave her. He got her a new wooden leg. She was upset because she thought she deserved more than just another stocking filler....... 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PA. Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 After the divorce Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one leg again. He said no and please call her Linda. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 Yikes I got it. That tells you something (bad) doesn't it? Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jaba-who Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 After the divorce Paul McCartney was asked if he would ever go down on one leg again. He said no and please call her Linda. wrong wife:wasnt me: The asymmetric one was Heather, Heather Mills. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
facthunter Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 The joke won't run now. Nev Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 16, 2015 Share Posted December 16, 2015 It needs a bit of a leg up 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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