hihosland Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 be the precipitate cause of a dramatic increase in both PRS and HABE (Phart retention syndrome, hot air balloon emulation) which will in turn lead to a serious political challenge in the form of a nation wide ban on toilet-seat-lowering in protest. Forget Copenhagen, Christmas Island or the Indonesian solution this will play right into the hands of the other side who already have a secret strike team in training at an undisclosed ( even to subrollas ) location in the Middle East where they........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 8, 2009 Share Posted November 8, 2009 be the precipitate cause of a dramatic increase in both PRS and HABE (Phart retention syndrome, hot air balloon emulation) which will in turn lead to a serious political challenge in the form of a nation wide ban on toilet-seat-lowering in protest. Forget Copenhagen, Christmas Island or the Indonesian solution this will play right into the hands of the other side who already have a secret strike team in training at an undisclosed ( even to subrollas ) location in the Middle East where they........ .......... had a meeting of the Alan Quaeda beancounters from each sub-branch and chapter. "We've been hit by the GEC where we need to cut back on expenditure, so 2 proposals were adopted. The 1st was that in future we need to cut our explosives overheads, so cheaper raw materials will be used; and the 2nd is that in Stray-ya we can do away with body belts and just walk thru the crowds with a BIC lighter held at ding level." said the AQ Financial Controller. "So the Aussie Cell's float and working capital can be reduced (particularly if we buy the BICs 2nd hand ............ however we still need to solve the problem of where to source 100 virgins in OZ in a hurry." "I know, we'll ...................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 .....we'll have no end of trouble since Telstra have removed almost all of the red phone boxes where in the good old days the virgins used to congregate and ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted November 9, 2009 Share Posted November 9, 2009 .....we'll have no end of trouble since Telstra have removed almost all of the red phone boxes where in the good old days the virgins used to congregate and ..... ....... where SuperAhlocks used to get changed (faster than a speeding SportSzar, more dangerous that an popping rivet, leaps locked gates with a step ladder etc etc). The problem is that he still wears his undies outside his jeans, which tends to be a bit kinky when they are old yellowish Bonds BVD Y-fronts. And he still ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 ....... where SuperAhlocks used to get changed (faster than a speeding SportSzar, more dangerous that an popping rivet, leaps locked gates with a step ladder etc etc). The problem is that he still wears his undies outside his jeans, which tends to be a bit kinky when they are old yellowish Bonds BVD Y-fronts. And he still ............... is vulnerable to green vegetables... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Poor Turbo was getting lost in the intricacies of repartee, but thought the Rat had aimed below the belt.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 "What belt Tubz??" scoffed AhhPak. "Us new age superheroes hitch our grundies waaay up high and have our trousers barely hanging off our bums, gangsta style dude! :super: DarkStylish was agast! "They've got absolutely no fashion sense these old buggers!" she complained :rolleyes1: ..... ================ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 DarkStylish was agast! "They've got absolutely no fashion sense these old buggers!" she complained :rolleyes1: .....================ ....but she didn't really mean it becaise she was busay breaking Torts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted November 10, 2009 Share Posted November 10, 2009 Ah the pain of bruised torts. Does bring a tear to the eye and 'tis enough to send all the rivet bangers back to their to the security of their........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Ah the pain of bruised torts. Does bring a tear to the eye and 'tis enough to send all the rivet bangers back to their to the security of their........... Clearly the rest of the NES-ers weren't half as poetic as Hiho and completely bombed on attempting to finish HiHo's poem DarkStylish:cool: (glad to see you all recognise it), being completely hopeless at poetry, instead went out and got a large pile of speeding tickets to celebrate having her car finally back on the road Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 .... rounding a corner and hitting a toad ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DarkSarcasm Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 .... rounding a corner and hitting a toad ... Typical Queenslander Note that I did notice Tomo's excellent poetry Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 Note that I did notice Tomo's excellent poetry I'm a poet an I didn't even know et.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 14, 2009 Share Posted November 14, 2009 A bit of NES linners all blended together in harmony.... =================== Where SuperAhlocks used to get changed... is vulnerable to green vegetables. Poor Turbo was getting lost scoffed AhhPak. DarkStylish was agast! but she didn't really mean it. Does bring a tear to the eye... Clearly the rest of the NES-ers were, rounding a corner and hitting a... Typical Queenslander. That I did notice... I'm a poet but I didn't make it, which I thought was a... fantabulous bonus. :ah_oh: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 24hrs and no follow-up. What are you doing to us Tomo? Maybe we are more into flying and telling tall stories.(even if they are never ending) Meanwhile Tubs, AhHaHa Locks, BluesBrosDarky, and the like, are no doubt planning on bombarding you with poetic justice, as retribution. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 There once was a flyer called Tomo Who some thought was a bit of of a Commo. He wrote wot he writ Made himself took a twit But he vowed to try harder tomorrow. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Then there was Planey Who was totally insaney Called Tomo a flyer Who was just a crier and rolled the old story ahead Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Now that tomorrow is today, I better get back to play. To Some more NES talk, Where all the members silently walk... Others think it amusing, whilst some just keep on cruising... The 'funnier' members contribute, Making a great tribute... To whoever they think is clever. The Major is in love with Svetlana Kapanina, Well who wouldn't said the Turboplanna.... She is a bit of a likable person, Not that, that is for certain... But that little smile is just terrific, for those who like to be a little specific... :thumb_up: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted November 15, 2009 Share Posted November 15, 2009 Our Tommo the bouncy Queenslander whose Drifter he couldn’t smooth land 'er sought help from his southern mate Darky who became not a little bit narky ‘cause Ra ra from teaching had banned 'er Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 It was running hot in Poets' Corner, but the big sub was rolling aimlessly in circles. The group had left Japan two months ago but were yet to get into Australian waters. The poems came to an instant stop when the sensitive listening devices picked up the sound of an approaching Nuclear Sub skippered by Svetlana Kapanina. ditDot immediately forgot about poetry and disobeying orders, tapped out an enquiry to Svetlana - the sort of enquiry he used with success at the BNS scene. NYET! came back the response and that was the end of that romance. The big sub relentlessly surged closer; what were they to do? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 what were they to do?..... Rather than going all blue, We put our heads together... and thought long and hard - using a feather... to plot our position on a piece of leather... But unable to establish a correct heading it was a ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Our Tommo the bouncy Queenslanderwhose Drifter he couldn’t smooth land 'er sought help from his southern mate Darky ...Fortunately I got a good marky ====== What's this about bouncy landings?! :ah_oh: Its the most effective way to touch-n-go Getting 1,2,3 or more landings, :thumb_up: All in the one go.... Didn't you know? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Jeez Hiho, now look what you've done. ditDot's like a penny rolling down the street. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 The big sub relentlessly surged closer; what were they to do?............... .........find the rudder controls (and The Captain), and give us some direction towards Indonesian waters. Then locate the Oceanic Viking, transfer 78 Sli Rankans while nobody is looking, & charge them about $10,000 each (double for the smugglers) & get them to a safe landing, unseen by travelling underwater............. Put that into rhyming language Tom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted November 16, 2009 Share Posted November 16, 2009 Put that into rhyming language Tom. Or what about a song? ======= But in the morrow, for tis late for the Tomo........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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