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A woman is at home when she hears someone knocking at her door. She goes to the door opens it and sees a man standing there. He asks the lady, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door in disgust. The next morning she hears a knock at the door, its the same man and he asks the same question to the woman, "Do you have a Vagina?" She slams the door again. Later that night when her husband gets home she tell him what has happened for the last two days. The husband tells his wife in a loving and concerned voice, "Honey, I am taking an off tomorrow so as to be home, just incase this guy shows up again." The next morning they hear a knock at the door and both ran for the door. The husband whispers to the wife, "Honey, I'm going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to a see where he's going with this." She nods yes to her husband and opens the door. Sure enough the same fellow is standing there, he asks, "Do you have a Vagina?" "Yes I do." says the lady. The man replies, "Good, would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife's alone and start using yours!"

Greater range than an extension lead would give you.

You might end up a vegetable.

Flying Solo?

If you need to put it down, a Golf course gives you the best chance of fast medical assistance.

Those evolving doors can be a bitch.

He made an impressive erection in the shrubbery, the one with the path in the middle.

A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?" Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you." Wife: "Who said you iron better than I?" Maria: "Your husband said so."... Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you." Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I?" Maria: "Your husband did." Wife: "Oh." Maria: "The third reason is that I am a better lover than you." Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?" Maria: "No Senora, the gardener did." SHE GOT THE RAISE :)

Spent Thursday and Friday at the Airshow.

I thought this woman was going to be a bitch.

Friend got done for speeding today in Nevada, he was doing 102 in a 55 zone. The cop who was understanding, the road was dead straight and smooth with no traffic said he would write it up as 70 and said it's about the same cost as a parking ticket. He had hired a new 2015 Corvette. We are talking mph, (real speed).

Am I the only one who thought of a women in leather with a whip that is paid by the hour?

Jock & Jean are cooing over their new born baby. "Look at his pecker," says Jock, "It's massive!" "Yes dear," says Jean, "but at least he's got your eyes".

Jock goes to see the Doctor who turns out be fresh out of medical school. She asks what is Jock's problem. He said "It's rather embarrassing and would there be an older male Doctor he could see'?" She assured him that she had been fully trained and she would be fine. So nervously Jock dropped his pants revealing himself. At the sight of the smallest pecker she had ever seen she was doing her best to hold her laughter back as she asked "What is wrong?" Jock replied angrily "It's swollen!"

I am thinking about building a new Rotax Gomorrah Ultralight. I was going to Rotaxize it but seeing this new engine maybe it will get Sodemoized. Talked it over with my mate Lot the other day over tea and scones (he brews a nice cuppa) and he said we could call it a Sodemo Gomorrah.

Oh Mr Bex, Mr Bex, you are so much better!

Would make trips to the toilet more exciting.

Bargain Basement?

With a Lada, I am not surprised.

The top of the rock is very rough. It is far from smooth. I am surprised any mark could be very long unless he splatted himself all over it. It'll wash off when it rains. :) Linky http://www.betootaadvocate.com/uncategorized/nt-pilot-arrested-after-defacing-uluru-in-deeply-offensive-stunt/

Mate was buying some for his wife some years ago when another woman in the shop asked him if he would like her to put it so he could see what it looked like. Don't know if the story is real or fantasy.

Yet Australia is still looking for the needle in the haystack down in the Southern Ocean.

Practicing their Emergency Drill?

These jokes need retyring.