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The evolution of motorcyclist as explained by David Attenborough.

If you get back over to Adelaide maybe we can go for that bike ride.

Welcome Heinz. When are you heading back to Wanaka?

Outer Space, is really not very far. Top marks for the young space explorer in this video.

Photographic proof, no not of Teresa (I have that one in my personal collection).

and BMW own Rolls Royce. Like putting Chevy badges on your Commodore. :)

Bill worked in a pickle factory. He had been employed there for a number of years when he came home one day to confess to his wife that he had a terrible compulsion. He had an urge to stick his penis in the pickle slicer. His wife suggested that he should see a therapist to talk about it, but Bill indicated that he'd be too embarrassed. He vowed to overcome the compulsion on his own. One day a few weeks later Bill came home absolutely ashen. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. "What's wrong, Bill?" she asked. "Do you remember that I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis in the pickle slicer?" "Oh, Bill, you didn't." "Yes, I did." "My God, Bill, what happened?" "I got fired." "No, Bill. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?" "Oh... she got fired too."

It's must be true, why else would they supply everyone with those little yellow plastic oxygen masks.

I asked her how she would like her eggs. she said unfertilized.

If you had the desire to make something like this you would be better off making it as a tail dragger and register it as a motorcycle. This then would not require crash testing etc.

Wonder if they will go the whole way?

and then the blonde told you to take your hands off her.

DAY ONE I am all packed and ready to get on the cruise ship. I've packed all my pretty dresses and make-up. I'm really excited. DAY TWO We spent the entire day at sea. It was beautiful and we saw some whales and dolphins. What a wonderful vacation this has started out to be. I met the Captain today and he seems like a very nice man. DAY THREE I spent some time in the pool today. I also did some shuffle boarding and hit some golf balls off the deck. The Captain invited me to join him at his table for dinner. I felt honored and we had a wonderful time. He is a very attractive and attentive gentleman. DAY FOUR Went to the ship's casino did OK ... won about $80. The Captain invited me to have dinner with him in his state room. We had a luxurious meal complete with caviar and champagne. He asked me to stay the night but I declined. I told him there was no way I could be unfaithful to my husband. DAY FIVE Went back to the pool today and got a little sunburned. I decided to go to the piano bar and spend the rest of the day inside. The Captain saw me and bought me a couple of drinks. He really is a charming gentleman. He again asked me to visit him for the night and again I declined. He told me that if I didn't let him have his way with me he would sink the ship. I was appalled. DAY SIX I saved 1600 lives today. Twice.

121) Keep repeating the same things to do when you are bored.

I once had to get an item to Melbourne from Adelaide that day. Jumped on a Virgin and personally delivered it including the Sky bus fare into Melbourne for less than the air freight quote.

Who hasn't been there?

Ballistic Chute anyone?

A new tourist attraction – or at least a point of interest – is slowly developing in Australia’s Red Center. More old planes have recently been arriving at Alice Springs Airport, where the first major aircraft ‘graveyard’ outside of the United States has been established. The Sydney Morning Herald reports that, after a slow start, passenger jets including a Qantas 767 and four Airbus single-aisle planes are now lining up at the world’s newest ‘boneyard’. Brisbane-based Asia Pacific Aircraft Storage signed an initial 10-year lease with Alice Springs Airport in 2011 to turn the 110-hectare site, which is on the opposite side of the runway to the terminal, into a giant aircraft parking yard. The SMH says that the challenge for the operator has been to find airlines and aircraft leasing companies willing to overlook the Mojave Desert in California and Arizona’s 840-hectare Pinal Airpark in favour of Alice Springs. Experts say that Australia’s dry climate makes many places ideal for aircraft storage. But most places with the right climate lack runways big enough to handle large passenger jets. Alice Springs, in contrast, can be used by A380s in an emergency. Asia Pacific Aircraft Storage’s managing director, Tom Vincent, told the SMH that he expected at least 15 planes at the site by the end of the year. His company eventually plans to extend the parking space to accommodate several hundred aircraft.

There used to be on Belair Road, Mitcham (SA) that was called C. Wright Optician.

Oh crap.

I read that Delta Airlines was short staffed.

Was it still frozen?

Normal motorcycle brakes are large. The brakes fitted to Moto Trials bikes are much smaller and lighter. Check out Moto Merlin brake page.

Last time I helped my wife in the kitchen I burnt my feet. The instructions said open jar and stand in boiling water for 10 minutes, I barely lasted a minute .