planedriver Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 I'm just touching base with you all. Just so you’re up to date! Due to the increased focus on sexual misconduct issues in the media, the reference to "Touch & Go” landings has been deleted from the ATC Approved Phraseology Handbook. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 3, 2017 Author Share Posted December 3, 2017 "Lower them gently, then take-off" has also been ruled out as a suitable alternative. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgmwa Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 ... and also "Missed Approaches". rgmwa 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bryon Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 ... and also "Missed Approaches".rgmwa Does that mean that when I take my girlfriend out into the "fog and mist" I must interpret its meaning differently...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yenn Posted December 3, 2017 Share Posted December 3, 2017 What are they calling them now? Rolf Harris’s or mayb Don Berks. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Happyflyer Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Cockpit, joystick and flaps also have to go. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
djpacro Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Stop saying “roger” 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GraemeK Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Stop saying “roger” No more slipping it in if you're a bit high either ... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
red750 Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Ouch! The puns! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 So I guess I won't be coming in for anymore nose landings. That's going to lower my angle of incidence. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
apm Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 Don't mention the wing root 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rgmwa Posted December 4, 2017 Share Posted December 4, 2017 That's going to lower my angle of incidence. You may have to try another angle of attack. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClintonB Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 i supose "going down" when the inevitable happens wont work any more 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 17, 2017 Share Posted December 17, 2017 Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful day, and love is in the air. Marie leans over to Pierre and says, "Pierre kiss me!" Pierre grabs a bottle of Merlot wine and splashes it on Marie's Lips. "What are you doing, Pierre?" says the startled Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start kissing. When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me lower." Pierre tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of Chardonnay and starts pouring it all over her breasts. "Pierre! What are you doing?" asks the bewildered Marie. "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Pierre rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac, and pours it in her lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks and dives into the river. Standing waist deep in the water, Marie throws her arms upwards and screams furiously, "Pierre, what in the hell do you think you're doing?" Pierre stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre the fighter pilot! When I go down, I go down in flames!" 2 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 21, 2017 Author Share Posted December 21, 2017 No more 'up up and away's", either. It could be construed as leaving the scene of an accident. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alf jessup Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 Does this mean I can’t go out to the airport and fill her up anymore???, no more polishing the knobs and flaps??, no more checking her undercarriage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Admin Posted December 21, 2017 Share Posted December 21, 2017 you're all a pack of dags...so funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
billwoodmason Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 What about a wheels up - no more belly landings. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 , no more checking her undercarriage Personally I avoid taildraggers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
planedriver Posted December 22, 2017 Author Share Posted December 22, 2017 And on certain flights, the cockpit now to be referred to as "The Box Office" 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 "The Box Office" I'll take a front row ticket thanks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 My boss (female) emailed this to me: Hold my emails until further notice,as I am in hospital. I was badly attacked by a woman in an elevator. A witness got her photo. I was in the elevator when she got in. I was casually staring at her boobs when she said, "Would you please press 1." So I did ... and I don't remember much afterwards. May be out of the hospital in a week or two. I chuckled at the misinterpretation of the question. I wonder what sort of trouble I would be in if I had sent this to my boss (female). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bexrbetter Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 My boss (female) emailed this to me:. I get the gist, and had a laugh, but the pictures aren't showing. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
old man emu Posted December 22, 2017 Share Posted December 22, 2017 Must have been the cut and paste. The first picture is a bloke flat out on his back on a hospital gurney with an alcohol drip in his arm and hooked up to an ECG. The second picture is a woman with long black hair and two of these stuffed on the front of her diaphanous T-shirt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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