hihosland Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 starched? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 starched? ..... "bleached? Welded shut? Or was it actually and suggestively .................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 welded shut and suggestively rucked up at the back. 'twas enough to make a poor taik dragger ( aviation term) bloke ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ..suggestively rucked up at the back. 'twas enough to make a poor tail dragger ( aviation term) bloke ....... .... stand to attention. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 stand to attention. ..... .... "Hey slarti, stop that and put that away or it won't be just cartilage and gristle that we'll remove next time." said the Doc. Then up popped HiHo who was always ready with an esuggestive aviation term or two "That looks more like a tail skid than a tail wheel, so I suggest that you put it away too." "slarti is, like, way cool" said the young Nurse "And while he always does that, he also ..... (Curses .... beaten by AhRow againski ......... but edited to suit) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hihosland Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 skids along quite nicely thank you, He is one of those select few who present with a quite satisfactory three point approach even if he does think that "turning base" ( aviation term ) is an invitation to ....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ... to land... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ...in Wagga Wagga, which Turbo had inspected today, managed to give Mrs Doubtfire the bird and quickly departed the scene to.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ....Apple Isle where many of our RAB's (Aviation acronym for Recreational Aviation Buddies) reside, and may one day...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ...secede from the mainland. "Yeah, @#$%^!* 'em!" exclaimed Qball (who's unique slant on things has been sorely missed lately ), in a thick west Taswegian accent. "We'll round up some k1w1s and.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 .......the Magnificent Men in their Flying machines will take elocution lessons to understand the K1W1 dialect & invade the mainland with our......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ..."Sheep, Bro'....we'll, that's what we'll tell 'em we're doing to the sheep, Aye" The ambassador of snake gully (and all round lady killa :ilmostro: ) was duly appointed by the mainland mob to undermine the Island offensive. "Slip over there and woo :polite: their women folk Dika." Suggested AhloW "Then while they're distracted :face and heart: we'll.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ……….but, but, but, Dika, as Ambassador of Snake Gully needs to be protected, admired (from a distance), revered, even venerated. Why not just send the subrolla over under the command of Captain & Turbotrucker with an under 25 crew and sink the apple isle. Leave Dika here for the benefit of Snake Gully and greater Ballarat, wouldn’t want him to drown:crying: in the holocaust…… Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 22, 2010 Share Posted January 22, 2010 ...came the chant from the assembly of Ballarat's lovlies(1). "Yeah, knick off!! we're not sharing the big Dik(2) (:ilmostro: :killen:) with anybody!" yelled a vocal victorian(3). :raise_eyebrow: "Send those cheeky young buggers :strong:over to sort out a few of those islanders" shrieked another(4).:patch: Then a seductive, but husky voice (5) purred out from the midst of the gathered throng.... "....Send me over, and I'll do(6) :heart::heart: the bl:censored:dy lot of 'em"... ======== 1. an emotional protest gathering comprised of Ballaratians of female persuasion and ardent admirers of (2) 2. Resident NES Lady Killa (and all round gentleman) 3. Vocal female protestor - Non specific, but could be studying a degree... 4. Non specific female protester 5. More then likely to be a mature female of riverland heritage. Rumoured to be the ultimate cougar 6. Explanation not provided owing to PG15 rating Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ..said the Rat, who had become a bit confused by the high speed emoticon barrage coming from the Locksmith, and wasn't altogether sure who was talking about who. He cast a furtive glance towards the U25 thread, his globular eye (we've seen a photo) rotating slowly. He was not aware the Turbo had made a one man raid on the thread, broken through the wall and left a provocative message, which was so subtle that none of the U25 know what it meant. "NES readers can relax" said Turbo "I can't, in good faith, tell you what the Young'uns (bet they hate that tag) were talking about, but I can reassure you they weren't saying bad things about the NES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ..said the Rat, who..,<snip>.. wasn't altogether sure who was talking about who. "Reckon the Rat must be confused :raise_eyebrow:, if he's talking about DOing(1) the male population (not that there's anything wrong with that) of the nearby isles(2)." snickered Ahlow , who had thoughtfully provided directions to the recent burst of whimsy(3). And alas, Turbo must have had top level talks with The Boss to curb emoticon extravagance, as Ahlock can't get to the real good ones anymore. The leader of the Young'uns grinned :big_grin:(4) and said ..... =========== 1. Still observing PG15 guidelines 2. The pernickety Eastern and Southern ones 3. Tangental and often incongruent musings that keep ahlow awake at night. 4. Surely no help is needed for who this is :black_eye: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 .._ _.. ... _ _ _....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ..and other words to similar effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tomo Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Stretch is aghast.... how could it be...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 Stretch is aghast.... how could it be...? ''...that Fort Runamok(1) has been successfully infiltrated by one of the Elders(2) that has slipped by the guards!".... ================ (1) a mystical place filled with I-Phones and Xboxes and other kewl stuff (2) A prominent rural mercantile agent. (often confused with old buzzards..:raise_eyebrow:) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ahlocks Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ..."It's uncanny" murmured the young'uns. :uhoh2: "He's got the same cheeky grin as illustrious leader, but that one sounds like The Smile on steroids!" DitDah carefully studied the dossier on the missing in action coastal cowboy. :raise_eyebrow: Same bean pole frame. Same cheshire cat grin. Wears a stetson (country lad thing) and totally into flying adventures. "He's under 25" :thumb_up: prompted CamRoooon. "And he's kinda cute :heart:." added Darks, much to Wang's disappointment :broken_heart: (tee hee). "No, No! he's much too wild for here!" protested TurboSpy :black_eye:, in an effort to prevent another scandal amongst the elders in general population. :ah_oh: "Sounds like I better give him a call then :thumb_up:." replied The Smile :big_grin:, as he reached for the radio mic...... =============== AhLok(zky) is still sulking about the "extra smilies" link not working any more.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Captain Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ……….Why not just send the subrolla over under the command of Captain & Turbotrucker with an under 25 crew and sink the apple isle.…… "Good idea Dickher. That would be way cool" responded El Ratto. "I can like think of nothing like cooler than to be in a Sub with an U25 crew talking like crap and like doing U25 things to each other behind a compartment door" he added. "The 1st thing we'd like do is like surrender" said Acki. "Too right" lesponded Nobu "As that would be worse than being water boarded, ..... except perhaps when the U25's all .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ..get into the U25 thread and say noting to each other, although I very susplicious the words are in the blanks, and the thread is full of comments but we just can't lead them. Turbo had been bemused by the Rat's attempt at "Young Un" (term common in the fifties). He couldn't understand the language, being fluent in U25, particularly the variants on "Dad I need some extra money". The it came to him; Ratster was locked into the episodes of Kylie Mole (system called TV had a show on many may years ago before you were born U's) which also confirms that U25's clearly gave Chez Ratte a wide berth (which in turn was probably good for the carpets) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Decca Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 "Good idea Dickher. That would be way cool" responded El Ratto. Shame, Dika, shame! Promoting interstate rivalry is not a good example to the young 'uns of Australia. Scuttling the Apple Isle indeed, from under the feet of our RAB's from Tas. Who invented this Dika guy anyway? Sounds like a corruption of a highly revered name, eg Deccadence. Instead, let's go, like......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turboplanner Posted January 23, 2010 Share Posted January 23, 2010 ...get together and like dob in the Rat to Qwerty and watch the cloud of Tasmanian dust rise and the sound of a Jab pushed to 10000 rpm, and Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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